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Pet cage-Moving must sell (ABQ)

its a cage for a bunny or any small animal. Only used for a month. Email me if interested

Drummer Needed, Maybe Second Guitarist (21+ please) (Albuquerque/Rio Rancho)

Looking for a drummer and possibly another guitarist to fill in for our band. We've played one show, so we're not exactly super established, but we do have a few songs, new and old, to work on.

About us:
Influenced by everything from old school hip hop to Christian metal. Main influences include Thrice, Deftones, Tool, August Burns Red, Innerpartysystem, Beatles, Devil Wears Prada, Underoath, and more.

We prefer 21 and over, we don't care about your gender, but we want to get back to work and get this thing off the ground again. Prefer a sense of humor. Music is lyrically uplifting , but not considered a Christian band. Christians in a band, I guess you'd say.

We have a couple of demos up on our MySpace.

www.myspace.com/throwthetemple.

Thanks.

Light Duty Work Needed (albuquerque)

Hello,

If you need some help in painting, cleaning out the garage, light yard work, driving you around town, babysitting, walking and feeding your dog, house sitting or just about anything in the light duty category. Please contact me for more details.

I had recovered from a back injury a couple years ago, bankruptcy, and just relocated to Albuquerque in Sept . I am in desperate need of some kind of light duty work. I am in my early 40s, very responsible, and a hard worker. I have no problem with transportation even though I do not have any at this time. I use public transportation and I am able to walk to where i need to get to. I am very reliable in getting there. I will give you a fair price.

I really need a helping hand at this time and it could benefit you. Please email me and we can exchange numbers and talk. You will not regret getting help from me.

Thank You

RE re, Question Why is the Congress NOt listening to theAmerican citiz

Can't agree with you more, it's funny because that is the paradox why world peace and world unity is impossible. Because greed and all of us trying to one up each other is just human nature. Even if some miracle happened and all the world united in peace, eventually, and I mean really soon eventaully after this something would happen to fuck it up. Some one would steal something or kill someone or make some kind of mistake to upset everyone else....

lol I think that's why Christians don't like to accept Darwinism. Because it shows us scientifically how dumb the majority of each species actually is. It says only a small few have the true successful genes to spread on to the next generations, lol the rest are just duds that were lucky enough to find another dud.

People think it's shallow to see a rich business man dating a Beautiful woman as a trophy wife (Or vise versa successful woman marrying an attractive guy). But that's darwinism, both natural and social. Life and Social Success+physical attraction (physical attraction has more subconscious meaning then we realize)=successful genetics

lol sorry went off a lil bit on a science/social ramble, but anyways the point being, Shallowness and greed are human nature.... Not even human nature, it's just how nature works, And the people in Government use it against us. because they too understand how to play human nature against the general population. They give them a small taste of success, just enough for them to keep faith in them and keep them in power, even though in the end they're just pawns in their power trip games.

LOST CAT (NORTHERN MEADOWS RR)

LOST CAT PLEASE HELP US FIND HER MY KIDS R HEART BROKEN SHE IS A GRAY DILUTE CALICO DOMESTIC SHORT HAIR SHE WAS WEARING A PURPLE HARNESS WITH A PINK TAG WITH NAME AND PHONE NUMBER ON IT SHE IS MICROCHIPED AND SPAYD SHE HAS A HEART TATTO ON HER TUMMY PLEASE IF YOU FIND HER PLEASE CONTACT ME SHE IS GREATLY MISSED SHE WENT MISSIN AROUND PLAYFUL MEADOWS AND SEREN MEADOWS IN NORTHERN MEADOWS IN RIO RANCHO PLEASE HELP US BRING ARE KITTY HOME THANK YOU

German Shepherd Dog?? (NE Heights)

We are looking for a German shepherd puppy – hopefully for Christmas. If you know of a good, reputable breeder (no puppy mills please) in New Mexico or any surrounding state, please send me an email. Thanks for your time!

Re, Hey! How come...

Because medicine is based on science and can be proven. You can't enslave hordes of lemmings by proving your theories.

Plus what would it accomplish? Medicine is a business and it is pretty straight forward. I break my arm, you fix it.

Religion is a business selling hope to the hopeless. Fortunately for the religion, they are able to make the people hopeless to begin with...

If only medicine could get into that racket; a doctor breaking your finger and then offering to fix it, unfortunately against the law...

re, Question Why is the Congress NOt listening to theAmerican citizens

They will not answer that question. They think that they are celebrities of even worse royalty...

I can answer for them, look at this forum alone... There are so many differing and irrelevant views posted here every day.

They don't listen because they know that one out of one thousand people will pay attention and try to hold them accountable.

The American public is stupid and largely misguided. Until natural selection is legalized again, and it chooses the mass of the voting public, the politicians will have free reign...

In a sinister sort of way, I don't blame them for doing what they want. It would be intoxicating to be able to do what you want without any regard to the consequences if you knew that nobody was paying attention. Eventually the thrill of clearing the till out would appeal to the most honest people.

Albuquerque Homeless Persons' Memorial Vigil &March (March Begins at ABQ Health)

Join communities across the nation as we remember those who passed away in 2009 while experiencing homelessness. Marches & Vigils will take Place across the United States....this is the only recognition may people that have passed away in the street will ever have. The March will begin at ABQ Health Care for the Homeless. Anyone is welcome to join us, if you are interested in supporting a cause worth supporting we would love to have you take part in this event.

12:00pm – 1:00pm: Meet at the ABQ Health Care for the Homeless “Memorial Wall.” Casa Los Arboles staff & residents will be serving home-made green chile stew beginning at 12pm. There will be a short ceremony at 12:45pm. (AHCH is on the NW corner of 1st & Mountain. The Memorial Wall is on northwest side of the building)
1:00pm: March from ABQ Health Care for the Homeless to First United Methodist Church. We will march silently in single file through downtown to make our presence powerful.
2:00pm-3:30pm: Memorial Vigil inside the First United Methodist Church (corner of 4th and Lead in downtown Albuquerque)
For more information please contact Lisa Huval at the New Mexico Coalition to End Homelessness at
217-9750 or Lisa-H@nmceh.org or email at the email address above.
We will be accepting donations of new socks and gloves for those who will need them this winter. We will collect these at the end of the March at the Church where the Memorial will take place.

Found Male Chihuahua/? Black & Tan (Rio Rancho/Vista Hills)

Found Wednesday PM near Zirconia & Emerald in Vista Hills. Well fed no collar, took to vet today he also no chip!

Please call 270-1558 to claim ask for Bill

bassist wanted 21+ (Rio Rancho)

Singer/guitarist & drummer looking for a bass player to start an original rock band. We have plenty of songs, a few covers and a place to play. Our style is sort of a modern alternative, 90's influence like Bush, STP, deftones, smashing pumkins, filter, etc.... We have a PA and can't wait to play shows when we're ready!
We're hoping for someone cool and creative and likes bass fuzz or distortion.

Call or email Jason
227-5389

Reliable and fun loving childcare (NE heights)

Are you looking for a fun, loving, safe and non-expensive place to leave your child(ran).. Then you are looking at the right ad.
Full Time - $135 a week (0-1), $110 a week (2-5), $75 a week (6 & up)
Part Time - $85 a week, (0-1), $55 a week (2-5), $45 a week (6 & up)

• Discounts may be offered, inquire to find out*

Due to the limited spaces available, weekly payments are based on using or holding your slot, not on the child's attendance. No refunds are given for late arrivals/early departures, parental vacations or exclusion due to illness. The exception is the one unpaid week a year that I allow each parent. Any vacation time that I take will be unpaid.

Overtime Fees, for any time that is not prearranged, will be $5.00 per 15-minute increment.
Overtime that is prearranged (with a 24-hour notice) will be $5 an hour, subject to my availability.

Weekly fees are due in advance on Friday; this includes part timers.

Late Payment Fee: $5.00 per day that payment is not received. If fee isn't paid by Monday morning of the next week, your child will not be cared for until the outstanding balance is paid. Continued late payments will result in termination of our contract.

For more info please email at raskew01@comcast.net
call 505-340-1964 or 505-489-8438

Experience childcare provider for night care (Albuquerque)

I'm looking to provide evening child care. I have a lot of experience, as I used to be a pre-school teacher at KinderCare, La Petite, and a before and after school director at the YMCA. Now I am just looking for some part-time work. I have worked with and do well with children of all ages. I can be available as early as 3:30 and can pick up elementary aged children all days except for early Wednesdays. I can also be available every other Saturday during the day. You must be aware that I am an open lesbian and not a religious person, however I have strong morals. I can work as late as 7 if the care is in your home and as late as nine if the care is in my home. I have a smoke free clean home with two loving cats, and I do live with my partner who also loves children. I will not list a set cost of care because I am willing to work with a families income and each situation would be different. Please call Kristy at (505)340-4325 to set up an interview, and I do have a resume and references.

Aquariums (Pets)

Two 46 gallon bowfront aquariums, one brown trim,one black trim. both come with hoods,filter,heaters and stand. 150.00 each 505-515-8632

Schnauzer Mix (Albuquerque)

Murphy is a mini Schnauzer mix. We are not sure how old he is because he was rescued 6 months ago. He is the best pet we have EVER had. He has a great temperament, is kind, gentle & obedient. Comes, sits & stays on command. Doesn’t run away. Inside & outside but prefers to be with you. House & crate trained. Neutered with shots current until 10/2010. We will only give him to a loving home.

small animal cage (albuquerque)

I have a small cage good for gerbils,hampsters,rats ect... asking $10 will post pic latter

Jack russel/shitzu

Jack Russel/Shitzu loveable dog 9 mnth old for questions and inquireis please call antoinette 505-991-1490 or 505-508-4377. adoption fee does apply.

Did your Barber Relocate? (Kirkland A.F.B.)

Two Barbers from the Kirkland Air Force Base have Relocated. If Kim or Sarah cut your hair on base and you would like to contact them, please visit the FootHills Barbershop #(505) 275-2678

Part-time nanny needed (Rio Rancho)

Family on a budget needs a good nanny to help with 3 month old twins. Tuesday -Thursday. Hoping to have someone start in December. Non- smoker must have transportation, pay is negotiable. If interested please respond to e-mail with resume and references and what time of day you are avalible to work.

***STAY @ HOME MOM NEEDING TO MAKE MONEY (UNSER & I-40)

Hi I am a stay at home mom of two a 2yr old girl and 5 yr old boy. I am wanting to find 2 or 3 more kids to watch with in my home. I have volunteered at Calvary of Albuquerque for over yrs now from infants to kinder. I love to do arts in crafts with toddlers and play games. I love babies cause all they need is love. My rates are low and would love to meet you and your child for a play date get to know each other. Email me with questions or information you may want or need. God Bless You!

Sabrina Baum Email- brinashmily@yahoo.com

Talented artist. (Albuquerque, N.M.)

I was born ready ; bring it on....Nationally recongiized artist seeks commision work. Open subject matters,with open medias. Only serious contracts.

Golden Retriever Lab Puppy (Kirtland AFB)

It kills me, but we need to find a new home for our 8 month old Golden Retriever Lab Puppy. His name is Tacoma. He was born in February of 2009. We have had him since he was 8 weeks old. He is fully registered and current on all shots!!!!! He is also chipped and has all his papers. GREAT with kids, and is content to either lay about all day, OR run around the yard for hours with the children. He did go to puppy training classes and is fully potty trained. He is also a VERY loyal dog. With him you will also get a few weeks of food, his dishes, leash, toys, and dog bed. There is a rehoming fee of $250 obo, we are hoping to find him a new home for him before the crazy holidays. We want to insure the best home for him. The price is not set so email me your best offer. We wouldn't be rehoming him if it wasn't for the military life style.

$$$ LOST BLACK LAB $$$ (Central and 98th)

11/16 black lab went missing on the westside. He had on a blue collar with no tags. He's not fixed. REWARD IF FOUND. Please help find him, he's missed very much. (505) 350-8652

Lost female German Shepard (Los Chavez Area)

She jumped the fence wednesday. She is about 1 yr old, Black and Tan, and full blooded German Shepard. We can also describe other features. PLEASE if you have her or know anything please call 715-9818 or 715-8326

Garage Sale (207 Wayne Road, Alburquerque NM)

Sunday: November 22 2009. From 9:30-2:30
Ladies clothing- $ .25- $2.00
GE Gas Stove- $20
Hide-a-bed- $10
Kitchen ware
Ice cream maker
Baby clothes & supplies
Blankets
Anitques

Blue Front Amazon (ABQ NW)

Rehoming a beautiful Blue Front Amazon. He is a great bird, tame and talks and has quite a personality ! He come with a nice cage, toys, dishes, etc. There is a rehoming fee. Thanks .

New mexico state lottery numbers from mobile access web. (New Mexico)

http://nmlotto.mobi offers current and past winning New Mexico state lottery numbers along with mobile access gambling and games as well as sports news from your cell phone web access. PASS IT ON! Twitter = newmexicolotter
All other states lottery numbers mobile access web can be located at http://www.pitchman101.wordpress.com as well as a new mobile access lottery directory being developed for state lottery numbers access at http://lotterydirectory.mobi

GOD BLESS AMERICA. (ALB)

GOD BLESS AMERICA, & THE WORLD.

WANTED LEAD GUITARIST back up singer a + (ABQ)

We are a 4 piece band. We like to play a little of everything
From the Stone’s to Zepplin, Metallica , Santana, Nickelback
Lynard Skynard, Styx, The Cult, Bon Jovi, Robin Trower
Steppenwolf, Stevie Wonder, Jim Hendrix , Gun & Roses
And the list go’s on. Plus we like to do Original’s to.
Hear is are site. With one original on it more to come
http://www.myspace.com/kmabskmabs
If this Sound interesting then call bobby at (505) 688-7069
Or email me if you would like to hear more of us live!!!

Tuesday a.m. for Phoenix/California (Corrales)

Leaving early Tuesday for California. I will go through Phoenix and then on to the San Diego area, ending up in Vista (near Oceanside). I have room for a couple of people as I am driving a big suburban. I am just requesting help with gas money. E-mail me back so we can make arrangements. I am returning on Sunday morning if you need a ride back.
Jay

Sculpture classes (Rio Rancho)

Studio classes for kids 10 & up. Stationary and moving sculpture. Materials used include: wood, foam core, plaster, string, wire , paint and anything else that works!
Wed, and Thurs, after school hours.Sat mornings at Hobby Lobby by Coors and Paseo December and next year.
$60.00 for 4 classes Call 994-9184

Need a groomer? (albuquerque(ne))

Need an enexspensive groomer before the holiday? I am taking in dogs all this week before Thanksgiving. I can do anything from a bath to a full body hair cut even patterns such as Shnauzers Westies and more. All my dogs will be bathed receive a nail grinding conditioner if needed and a special shampoo if needed. You can contact me via e-mail and I can set up an appointment date and time.

$15.00 Small dog bath and brush, nail grinding, clean ears and glands on request included.

$25.00 Small dog hair cut b&b, nail grinding, clean ears, full body haircut or slight trim and glands on request.

$20.00 Medium dog bath and brush, nail grinding, clean ears

$30.00 Medium dog hair cut b&b, nail grinding clean ears, full body cut or light trim

Puppies will be $10 for everything

Just Nails $5.00

Prices are all negotiable depending the size of your dog.
Thank you!

LuLu is Home (Indian School/Chelwood)

My cat has been missing for 22 days. She is home now, don't give up hope on your animals! Look close to home. I posted signs in a 1 mile radius of our house, handed out flyers, put postcards in mailboxes and she was across the street under a deck. I did look under this deck a few times, but not close enough! She had gotten into a space about 4 inches high and was hiding in the stairway of the deck. Don't give up hope keep searching! Use the websites on how to track a lost pet! They were very helpful!

Chihuahua Puppy (Belen)

I have 1 female puppy thats needs to be adopted. There is a adoption fee to insure that she goes to a great home. Call Mike at 505-974-1513

Re, Tax Atheists for their beliefs (if they refuse introduce them to Z

Wow, you need to check into a mental health facility!

Your belief is very sick and misguided. I think you should talk to your preacher about this and post his take...

We're Planing a Quantum Physics get together in the springs (Saw Tooth Mountains of New Mexico)

we're planing a get together in the Sawtooth Mountains of New Mexico Spring
2010 to discuss QP and the power of the observer.

Camping is available,

Reservations Required

Contact Sheila info@watchrepairschool.com

Hope to see you there

Driving from Albuquerque to the Grand Canyon Sunday (downtown)

Hi
i'm driving to the Grand Canyon Sunday morning if anyone wants to share the driving.
Drop me a line

Pets

Two 46 gallon bowfront aquariums, one brown trim one black trim, both with hoods, heaters,filters and stands. 150.00 each 505-515-8632

2 WATER TURTLES (NW)

2 WATER TURTLES (RED EARED SLIDER TURTLES) WITH 20 GALLON AQUARIUM, FOOD, LIGHT AND BASK. $50

Headed to Cali 11/25

Headed to Glamis for Thanksgiving and looking for a cool little person/midget to come along! If intrested, let me know ASAP so we can work out the details. I'm not a flake, just found that little people have a better sense of humor about life, and I feel safer traveling with a little person stranger. Cash back guarantee on trip. If you do not have fun, I will refund your money.

Albuquerque to Denver Broncos Game (Albuquerque, NM)

Looking for anyone needing a ride to Denver or any where along the way to split gas and possible help drive. I work as a parking attendent for broncos home games and if interested could get you in for free. I need to report sunday 8am so I was thinking of leaving satuday night. Had hopes of getting up in the moutains for some skiing monday-weds and heading back after the tday game. So if any of this sounds like it could work please give me a call or email and we'll see if we can't work thinkgs out. PS plenty of space in my toyata tacoma for gear or whatever. Thanks for your interest.

Greg
5173884734
gdlemon@mtu.edu

husky chocolate lab mix puppy (albuquerque)

I have a four month old husky mix it looks like a chocolate lab ( I could be wrong) we have been calling him Dallas, he is very sweet, I found him about a month ago and he was never claimed. I am pregnant and very busy he has the usual puppy needs and i cant not keep him because I am so busy and my yard is not equipped for a large breed dog. He needs someone with more time than I have right now. please email me for a picture or call me to come and see him if you're interested.
505-459-8832 Jessie
505-730-7330 David

(Tis the Season to go SHOPPING) INN Rio Rancho Hotel (528 & Sara Rd Across from Big LOTS)

(Tis the Season to go SHOPPING) INN Rio Rancho Hotel


(Tis the Season to go SHOPPING)


INN Rio Rancho Hotel
1465 Rio Rancho, Drive SE
Rio Rancho, NM 87124

Friday November 20, 2009 at 9:00 am- 6:00 pm
Saturday November 21, 2009 at 9:00 am- 6:00 pm

$2.00 Admission or Half off with Non-perishable Food, Blankets, or Clothing Donations
Which will be donated to Store House West in Rio Rancho & The Rescue Mission downtown!

Featuring DJ Casanova

website: www.seasonstradeshow.com
www.myspace.com/seasonspromotions

yard sale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (comanche and carlisle)

yard sale SATURDAY NOV> 21ST. starting 12pm -4pm

babysitter (abq)

im 16 i attend la cueva highschool and im a junior i will babysitt for you

Need a cheap nanny?

I am currently a stay at home mom who is looking to make a little extra cash on the side. I have a 5 month old baby girl and would love for her to have a friend to interact and play with during the day. I am open to toddler or infants, and I taught preschool. I have cheap rates I know how day care can crunch your wallet! Email me with your schedule and I will let you know rates and we can also meet up to have a trial play date. Cant wait to hear from you.

Childcare needed Rio Rancho 2 children (Southern and Country club)

Hello! We are looking for a licensed childcare provider in the Rio Rancho area prefferably close to Southern and Country Club. This is for two children ages 4 and 2 full time care Monday through Friday. Setting up interviews for next week. Please respond with:
Your Name
Daycare Name (if any)
Rates and Hours
Meals provided
Any Schooling agenda you provide
Years you have been doing daycare
How many children you currently watch.
References VERY helpful and will be asked for at interview
You must be licensed and claiming pay on taxes as we do claim what we pay out. Look forward to hearing from you!

Country Vocalist (Albuquerque)

Country vocalist looking for a band. My Influences include Hank Jr., Hank III, George Straight, Willie Nelson and Johnny Cash.
I'm also into select modern country and classic rock. I have some very rough "demos" available at www.youtube.com/jonmcallaway

golden ret. lab (abq)

I can't get the e-mail to work. could you please call me? Gary 275 7828 Thanx

guinea pig with cage

rehoming with small adoption fee $20.00 takes all. Also i will throw in food and vitamin. e-mail with any question. He is a very cool guinea pig.

STOLEN FROM CAR 3RD+CENTRAL (3Rd street near central)

Lost mac book white with family photos, black purse with keys, phone, ipod, swimmers backpack speedo blue with suits etc, other swimmers gear PLEASE RETURN FOR REWARD!!!!!!!!! 505-930-1007

re: Hey how come?

How come you're such a moron. Jesus can't do it? Dude, he raised lazarus from the DEAD. Now, there is no doctor now or ever will be that can do that....nimrod.

CL high stupidity level

Of course Islam is their choice!! Why? because in Islam you can be slaughtered if you don't follow the party line!! duh!!!

Question Why is the Congress NOt listening to theAmerican citizens??? (Albuquerque)

Allright here goes!!!! People listen, Teapartys all over the country and one big one at last week or the week before begging or demanding congress to not pass this horrendous Health care Lie. Letter emails and faxes also campaigns from all kinds of groups around the country sending in thousands of Pink slips to Congressional members warning them if they pass this Health Care legeslation they Will be voted out of Offie and still they Ignore the citizens. so most of you wonder what the heck is going on will these arrogant concedent worthless non careing people who just think that they can push America around. How much more taxing can we take and how much more can we take in the desturction of the principals of our great country. I am so upset about this power grab and the direction our country is heading to. I just do not see how we can elect such people I can only hope and pray and I know that alot of you on the thread do not like that but well that my right, that we mean what we say and kick these creeps out and elect people who will put America on the right track. No down the path of Socialism and power grabbing. Talk about greedy Obama look at yourself you are the biggest hippocrite I have ever seen in the world of American politics in this century.

Diamond Python for adoption (NE Heights )

Sweet tame and docile Adult male Diamond Python, very beautiful coloration and even better disposition. He's Child, Dog and Cat safe, no signs of aggression or tail/head shyness. He's healthy a great feeder. He just shed last night so his color is looking nice and beautiful. Asking a rehoming fee of $100 to ensure he goes to a great home.

I dunno why this keeps getting flagged but i'll keep reposting until my snake is rehomed.

Hey! How come...

There isn't a religion centered around Medicine? The medical field can make blind people see, def people hear. There are people who should be in the grave, but they are walking among us LIVING. Medicine can LITERALLY save your heart and soul.

Here's a trick Jesus couldn't do. There's a lady who had her face blown off by a boyfriend. Literally blown the fuck off!! I mean she only had eyes and a bottom jaw. The doctors actually BUILT her a FUCKING plastic upper jaw and implanted LIVING TISSUE from a DEAD CORPSE onto her face. Now she has an actual face, she's still healing but she was now what GOD and JESUS couldn't give her, this lady actually can smell again. She can see and speak. Medicine GAVE that MIRACLE to her. Not RELIGION.

There's people walking around in our society who have little robot implanted in their hearts to make them keep a steady and calculated beat. There's people out there who should be dead, but because of MEDICINE and human kind seeking KNOWLEDGE we found ways to keep them alive.

Erosion Control Workshop Nov. 21 (Rio Rancho)

SSCAFCA, the Southern Sandoval County Arroyo Flood Control Authority, is sponsoring a free seminar on erosion control techniques on Saturday, Nov. 21st from 10 a.m. to 12 p.m. It will begin at Enchanted Hills Elementary School, 5400 Obregon Road in Rio Rancho. Following a presentation by SSCAFCA and Jim Brooks of Soilutions, Inc. at the school, participants will walk across the street to a recently completed detention pond for "hands-on learning" of the erosion control techniques demonstrated.

The Obregon Detention Pond will serve to protect the school, the site of several previous floods during heavy rainfall, as well as show property owners the techniques they can use to prevent erosion and flooding. The workshop will teach homeowners how to control water that falls on their property through the use of mulch, swales, berms, and basins, as well as the use of buried organic material to absorb water.

Those who attend will receive materials on how to implement erosion control techniques. For more information about the seminar, contact SSCAFCA at 892-7246.

needs new home (los lunas)

have been layed off recently and cannot afford dog anymore. she is very playful and sweet. needs new home as soon as possible. can give what food i have left along with food dish. please be respectful towards dogs. email me or contact me at 710-2437. thank you

German Shepherd female (UNM area)

Two year old female German Shepherd, imported from Germany as a puppy. Spayed, hips and elbows checked by x-ray and are good. Very good watch dog and very good in the house, has basic obedience. Not good with cats or small dogs. Needs new home, small re-homing fee.

Looking for a female mini schnauzer to adopt (abq)

I would like to adopt a female schnauzer. My 4 yr old schnauzer would love to have a companion. I have a loving home, my dog is an indoor dog.

Global Warming

Deaths from weather related disasters have DROPPED 95% since the 1920's. Kinda strange considering we're suppose to be facing the apocalypse because of the weather currently.

Tax Atheists for their beliefs (if they refuse introduce them to ZyclonB)

Atheist should be taxed for not believing, and if they reject put them in camps then line them up and give them the old Hitler special. You know a nice gas shower

CL reached it's highest stupidity level in 10 years

Islam is the religion of the elitest? Anyone with a brain knows upper class people don't believe in religion. The major majority of people of faith are lower to middle class. So do say elitest are Islamic or Christian is a pretty uneducated thing to say when most of them don't believe in any FALSE deity

Boxed Kennel 7' x 12' x6' (Kirtland AFB)

We bought a outdoor kennel for our lab. We just had to find him a new home. We only had it for for about 5 months. We bought it at home depot for $199+tax. We are asking $125 obo. Please email us if you would like to buy it for your dog. You will need a pick up truck to move it.

***PUBLIC AUTO AUCTION 11/21/09*** (ALBUQ, NM 87106)

• NOTICE***PUBLIC AUTO AUCTION***11/21/09***

WWW.ABQAUTOAUCTION.COM

Duke City Auto Auction
1700 Miles Rd SE
Albuquerque, NM 87106
505-298-2222

This Saturday, NOVEMBER 21, 2009, Duke City Auto Auction will have another AUTO AUCTION OPEN TO THE PUBLIC.
Come preview the vehicles TODAY NOVEMBER 20, 2009 from 10am to 4pm.

We have tons of new Bank Repo's, Public Consignments, Dealer Consignments available now to buy.

You can go to our website www.abqautoauction.com to see all of the requirements to buy a vehicle or to sell your own vehicle here at Duke City Auto Auction.

We are located at 1700 Miles Rd. On the south side of Gibson Blvd. just 1 block east of University Blvd.

Call us at 505-298-2222

WWW.ABQAUTOAUCTION.COM

CHIHUAHUA male (SW ABQ)

Chihuahua male, good with kids and other dogs, pets, no neutered, 3 yr old. Healthy and active. $50 rehoming fee

Found Game Boy (West Side Park)

Found game boy at a west side park, Please describe the color and what was with it .

LOST GRAY SCHNAUZER PUP (Paradise hills-)

Friday morning (20th); Irving/Eagle Ranch/Congress area;
922-9881

Pets

Two 46 gallon bow front aqum. 1 brown trim, 1 black trim, both with hoods,filters,and heaters,and stands, 150.00 each 505-515-8632

Lovebird (Albuquerque)

I have a peach faced love bird that I need to rehome. Comes with the cage and stand all shown below in picture and some food. There is a rehoming fee of 75.00. Please send an email if interested. We call her Lola please help!!! Please but Lola in the subject to weed out spam.

INN Rio Rancho Hotel Season's Trade Show (( 1465 Rio Rancho, Drive SE 87124))

INN Rio Rancho Hotel Season's Trade Show ( 1465 Rio Rancho, Drive SE 87124)



“Season's Trade Show 2009”
(Tis the Season to go SHOPPING)
INN Rio Rancho Hotel
1465 Rio Rancho, Drive SE
Rio Rancho, NM 87124

Friday November 20, 2009 at 9:00 am- 6:00 pm
Saturday November 21, 2009 at 9:00 am- 6:00 pm

$2.00 Admission or Half off with Non-perishable Food, Blankets, or Clothing Donations
Which will be donated to Store House West in Rio Rancho & The Rescue Mission downtown!

Featuring DJ Casanova

website: www.seasonstradeshow.com
www.myspace.com/seasonspromotions


Great opportunity to show case your products and build a larger clientele.

2 day Season's Trade Show located in Rio Rancho, NM where we are offering 8x8 Booths & 10x10 Booths. The Location will be at the INN Rio Rancho Hotel on Nov 20th & 21st 2009 from 9am-6pm.

Here's is the Website for more information

Beautiful Affectionate Cats & Kittens Need Loving Homes! (Taos)

Won’t you please take a furever friend into your loving Ho-Ho-Home today?! Please see the pictures of some of our kitties in this ad, or view them all on our website listed below.

Unfortunately, this shelter is in a small town that doesn’t have a big enough population to find all these cats & kittens the right homes, and some of the cats have been waiting several months to almost a YEAR to be adopted. These cats & kittens need to find a new homes in time for the holidays so they doesn’t have to spend more time sitting alone in a cage.

Stray Hearts Animal shelter has cats & kittens of all sorts: short-hair, long-hair, female, male, young, mature, mellow, high-energy, playful, easy-going, etc. Just visit us and find your furever friend and take him/her (or 2) home!

Stray Hearts cats are in good health & the adoption fee is only $75 (or even lower sometimes) and includes a Town License. They have been tested negative for both FeLV and FIV. They have been neutered or spayed, vaccinated for FVRCP & Rabies, & microchipped. They have also been given de-wormer and Frontline as a precaution. All these cats & kittens can be adopted directly from the Stray Hearts Animal Shelter located at 1200 St. Francis Lane, Taos, NM 87571.
http://www.strayhearts.org/adopt_cat.php

Please note the following criteria for adopting a cat at the Stray Hearts Animal Shelter:

1. You must be at least 18 years of age with proper I.D.
2. If you currently rent, we must speak to your landlord for permission to bring an animal onto his/her property or you may provide a lease with a pet clause signed by your landlord.
3. All kittens and cats are indoor only and must not go outside with the exception to those labeled indoor/outdoor.
4. You should be financially able to provide for the animal's needs. This includes food, supplies, licenses, regular veterinary care, and emergency medical care.

The shelter is open Mon-Sat from 11am-4pm. If you have any further questions about any of the cats you can visit them at the shelter, or email the shelter at strayhearts@taosnet.com, or call the shelter at 575-758-2981. Rescue groups are encouraged to contact the shelter regarding the cats/kittens as well.

kally need a new playmate (se)

a few weeks ago to buy a beautiful chihuahua, that left me budget, buy the house where I was told she had a playmate, she has no playmates in my house I'm looking for a playmate for my dog in my home, I would like to be a chihuahua too, because my house is smaller and not think I can meet all your needs in my small apartment, also has to be a male puppy, we would like to see pictures and prices to which Select is closest to our resources.


she is kally:

LEAVING THE LAND OF ENCHANTMENT???

LET'S DO THIS I AM A SWM RETIRED SOLDIER EX MILITARY POLICE - RECENTLY WIDOWED ISO OF ANY THRILL SEEKERS WHO WANT TO LEAVE THE LAND OF ENCHANMENT BEHIND AND SEE WHAT REALLY IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ! I PLAN TO LEAVE IN EARLY TO MID DECEMBER SO LET'S MEET SOMETIME IN THE NEXT 2 WEEKNDS OR SO AND GET TO TALK ABOUT THE TRIP I HAVE A CAR SO I CAN TAKE UP TO 2 PEOPLE WITH BACK PACKS, HITCHIKERS TRAVELING THRU OR PEOPLE WHO JUST WANNA GET AWAY.

SPLIT THE GAS OR HELP WITH GAS IS HELPFUL!! - I WILL HAVE SMALL PROVISIONS WATER , FOOD AND SUCH PLANNING ON GOING THRU ARIZONA , LAS VEGAS NEVADA , UTAH - LOGAN SALT LAKE , DEATH VALLEY CALIF FOR HIKING AND CAMPING - ACROSS MID TO NORTHERN CALIF AND TO THE COAST - UP THRU OREGON AND WASHINGTON STATE AND ALASKA - POSSIBLE BACKPACKING THRU OUT THE TRIP AFTER THE CAR BEAKS DOWN - HAHAHA - LET ME KNOW GET BACK TO ME ASAP

re: globalists and bankers

your wrong. the fight is spiritual not economic, ultimately. You ain't going to stop the one-world government..b/c greater minds than yours (and mine) are doing the job. There will be a one-world government, there will be a Beast, there will be a wholesale slaughter and you WILL be help responsible for your choices! Good luck bro.

small animal setups (ABQ)

2 hamster/gerbil setups. one comes with exercise wheel, feeding dish and water bottle with wire mesh top - $10.00

The other one just has the wire mesh top. $ 5.00

Large Cage for Small Animals (was used for ferret)

Very large cage for small animals. Movable plastic shelves make it completely adjustable and customizable. Cage lifts off of bottom platform for easy cleaning and adjustments. It's also on a separate wheeled base (that everything lifts off of) making it super easy to move. It also has 3 large doors, including one on the very top of the cage, so no matter where they hide, it's easy to get all the fuzzies out. The cage also comes with a bad, stuffed toy, large food dish that attaches to the cage, a tunnel hammock, a large stuffed chair and bed, a high back litter box (which can be used, or the entire base of the cage can be filled as used as a littler box), and oodles of noodles! As you can see in the pictures, these noodles are soft, and best of all, collapsable! When play time is over, just fold them up and they're out of the way. You can see in the picture how big they are, bug how small they fold up. Your little friend will be so happy and spoiled, ! all the other animals will be jealous! Asking $90 for EVERYTHING!

FOUND keys (on doorstep..montgomery/carlisle)

Hi I found a set of keys literally on my doorstep about 2 weeks ago. There is an alarm pad on there. It belongs to a Hyundai I believe. There are also a few keychains on there. A boxing glove and some other stuffIf these might be yours, please email me back.

Black Zia Collective (Albq)

Anarchy in the 505.

Anarchists of any stripe welcome.

blackziacollective@gmail.com

Wanted: Santa Fe or ABQ to Los Angeles (LA) (Santa Fe, Albuquerque, Los Angeles, CA)

I'm looking for a ride to Los Angeles this weekend, Ideally leaving today from either Santa Fe or Albuquerque. I need to be back in Albuquerque or Santa Fe by mid-day. I'll help with gas, I can drive too. I have an impeccable record.
Email me or text 931-434-3001.

Rehearsal space available (Indian School & Moon)

Hourly space with drum set Bass amp Guitar amp and PA $15.00 per hour or $50.00 per day
monthly spaces with 24/7 access starting at $250.00 per month.
Call 1-505-504-6663 for more information.

lovly need new home (se)

beautiful dog needs new home

I have a new job, and I can not give it the attention it needs, she really can not be alone. therefore needs to find a loving home today.she is trained to be home.

she has 3 months and weighs 20 pounds and will not grow much, it's jack terrie
she need go today
we are asking 85 dollars rehoming fee
she love the kids
please dont sent phone numbers
she dont have any shots
has a sweet heart.
We all fell in love with her loving and playfull personality.
I am desperately sorry to have to leave her alone. I can not imagine.
I love her but I have no time.
please give it a home

KUNM89.9FM FREEFORM (NEW MEXICO)

Listen to the progressive modern music side of New Mexico recording artists. Go to :
www.kunm.org MUSIC dept. find my profile there under Lucio Urbano
Checkout my playlist of Tuesday Afternoon FreeForm Nov 17th, see if you recognize
artists. Also checkout playlist of Nov 9th on my Sunday Overnite FreeForm.
I am also starting a FreeForm MusicClub for Alternative music listeners. Ask for details!

Listen to past shows on our 2 week archive www.kunm.org/listen/archive:
MONDAY NOV 9 1:00AM to MONDAY NOV 9 5AM-ALL LP show R&B/JAZZ
TUESDAY NOV 17 1:30PM to TUESDAY NOV 17 4:00PM- New Mexico Special

80s style Power Metal Singer

~Metal singer seeking good melodic Power Metal Band band.~

I'm seeking good Writers...You don't have to be Mozart, just be GOOD songwriters!

I'm into Most 80's power metal ; even the obscure stuff.

Sorry, I'm not looking to START a band ,
I only seek artist(s) with PRE written and recorded material.

I would also be open to do a COVER set list with a band..Helloween, Fates Warning, Dokken, Lynch Mob, Badlands, Ozzy, ' Rych, TnT, Loudness. ...stuff like this...but it has to be TIGHT !

I want at least semi-professionals, and i would like it to be STRONG.. by this i mean:
Guitarist cannot be frequently pitchy, and overdoing leads alot, The Drummer cannot drag much, must LOVE metronomes. :)

You Dont have to be Vai, Beach, Lynch or Norum...Or Portnoy, or Danny Carrey. Just OWN what you do.

Yes i am pitchy too ,we all have our bad days...i do 10 takes on a line sometimes.But if your Demo sounds like an poor garage demo ....Than you may want to work on your art before you put out a demo...if i had a dollar for every poor demo that bands send me or link me to .... (..you know the rest)

I ALSO MANAGE BANDS,I am now this month in the process of forming a Corporation for Music production, networking, and promotions
...so If you want a professional edge then I can help your band out. ..many years of experience.

http://www.myspace.com/tisraya

Sorry if i sounded rude. Thanks so much for your time, looking forward to meeting you.


~ Toni

boston terrier male...needs good home!! (belen)

We have a 3 year old purbred red and white boston terrier male....... he needs a good home ASAP. Husband got laid off and we really need the money. He is shy at first, but once he gets to know you, he is a sweetheart!! He does fine with other dogs. He does okay in the house, but will need a little work with the housebreaking. Rehoming fee of $100.00

Re, Globalists, bankers..etc

Look, I have news for you.

BANKERS HATE ISLAM!

I can prove it. Islamic nations have islamic laws. The quran FORBIDS the charging of interest.

You see, that does not really fit into the globalist banker idea of world domination. I guess that's why they send our military to conquer sovereign countries (Iraq). But then again, I guess that's why Israel (see banker puppet) is there to harass the islamic world.

We have to take religion out of this fight because the reality is your right to openly practice religion is nearly extinct!

The fight is against bankers, corporations and globalists not islam, christianity or satanism!

Female burmese needs new home (NE)

7-8ft female burmese python needs a new home ASAP!!
I cant take her with me when i move this weekend!!
Small rehomeing fee of $100 will apply
Please do not get my hopes up of finding her a new home, Serious inquiries ONLY!!!!
You can email me or call for more info on her 505 414 5596
Please do not flag i am DESPERATE to find her a new loving home!! Thank you for looking

Sanitary H1N1 Safe. Home Child Care $90.00 FT Weekly (Los Lunas, NM 304-5265)

Loving Mother Available For Trusting Safe Child Care in My Home. Clean and virus free environment fenced safe yard with gated play areas, meals and snacks – naps. Educational activities and play mate before and after school drop off and pick up available.
$90.00 weekly FT
$5.00 hourly drop off
Available for pet sitting in my home or yours. Dog’s cat’s horse’s fish or birds.Will consider reptiles and bugs.
References Available.
More info contact: 505-304-5265

Re, RE: Oh the Government finally lit the fuse for revolution (abq)

Your post sums up the problem in the United States in Tyranny.

You blame one half of the population for the economy being in the tank. Let me remind you that CLINTON and the con man AL GORE got NAFTA and GATT passed. That act alone industrialized the US. What do you expect will happen if you ship every American manufacturing job to China?

But lets go back in time to really look at our current economic situation. In 1913 our corrupt government, under the pressure of the big bankers (Morgan, Rockefeller, et cetera) passes the Federal Reserve act. It was passed into law by Woodrow Wilson (who was a democrat by the way).

Now let me explain this scam for the masses who do not know. The treasury department who is accountable to the citizens prints Federal Reserve Notes (currency). The notes are given to the Federal Reserve which is not accountable to the people because it is a private corporation, thats right let me say that again PRIVATE CORPORATION!!!

Now, the Fed LOANS the notes back to our government at an arbitrary interest rate determined entirely at the will of the chairman who is currently the criminal Ben Bernanke.

Here is where the scheme gets good... The Fed wont take federal reserve notes back as payment. This is because it is fiat currency, meaning that is COMPLETELY worthless. It is not backed by anything tangible, just the faith of the government. (It actually has the exact same value as monopoly money)

So if the fed won't take their worthless debt back as payment what do they take? Tangible assets such as our nations gold supply and other precious resources.

Where does that leave an average person? You work everyday, you exchange labor for federal reserve notes, you exchange federal reserve notes for goods and services so everything is good right? Wrong! The fed controls the economy! During the "feel good" years of the 90s the Fed pumped excessive amounts of currency into the economy. The smaller banks made debt more available and stupid mericans took the bait. Due to inflation people were hedging their incomes with borrowed money. Many mericans agreed to loans with excessive adjustable rates with the promise to "refinance" (see Fraud in factum).

Then the fed collapsed the economy. They did this with the "real estate" crisis. When most of the ARM loans had matured to the point of raising the rates, the fed jacked the interest rates causing the easy flow of money to stop. Many people found their mortgage payments tripled overnight. With interest rates high, the easy loans dried up making everything more expensive (hyper inflation).

Since there were so many federal reserve notes in circulation, big banks used oil to soak up excessive dollars (speculation). This is why, during the initial collapse, fuel went to $5.00 a gallon. Bankers drove the price up by speculating on the price of crude oil. Bankers did this, not private investors. This led to even more inflation.

Right now, 21% of people in this nation are unemployed! The government numbers are skewed to make the government look good.

You see unemployment and fiat currency go hand in hand. Since the value of the dollar is not based on anything tangible it now becomes a labor note. If people aren't working the labor note is worthless.

So, here we sit... Past inflation has set the initial prices. Hyper inflation has pushed the cost of goods even higher. The fed (big banking cartel) has devalued the dollar to the point where at one time twenty dollars bought one ounce of gold, now it takes fifteen hundred dollars to but one ounce of gold.

Our economy has been destined for collapse for decades. To make matters worse our president is borrowing money from the fed at a rate that puts bush to shame. But, it doesn't matter, because the money is worthless but the contract isn't. Our politicians are selling us out to the big banks. We can't pay the bill, we have no gold left.

Here is the really scary part, while our economy was running away in the 90s, China was buying gold in massive quantities. Now they are using that gold to buy our debt from the Fed. That means that we are racking up a massive debt to China, who can foreclose on the US at any time!

Here is the VERY SCARY part. Our government borrowed 700 billion dollars to GIVE back to the banks that loaned it to them. Everyone thinks the bailout is a failure, but it is not. The Fed wins, it is selling that debt to china for GOLD!

You see, this happens because the american people are too stupid to stop watching TV. The media outlets have divided the people left/right, republican/democrat. They know that as long as people are fighting each other, they can't fight the puppet government who is ran by the big banks (fed cartel).

Its all the same! The entire government is owned and operated by the big banking cartel and our nations people are being sold to China for gold to satisfy the debt. The corporate owned media wont tell you this...

Wake up and educate yourselves! We are facing the end of our nation which means the end of our constitution and liberty! On the ashes of our nation, we will be forced into a life to serve the state at the whim of tyrants...

Forbes Ranks NM No 1 - Moocher State

Forbes Magazine article, dated Nov 12, 2009: What's Your State's Moocher Ratio? Yes, we made number 1! Problem is, number 1 means the worst. Article makes some suggestions to those living in states with high moocher ratios: sell your home and get out because tax increases will only keep going up.

Forbes Article: http://www.forbes.com/forbes/2009/1130/opinions-william-baldwin-side-lines.html

Globalists, bankers..etc

Yeah..its the elite who are ruining our country..but the religion of their choice be ISLAM! Why? b/c allah (their demon) god is the same god of the elitists, i.e. Satan..and Islam as a religion demands obedience to strict dogma and any deviation can bring swift death. Death, as you may know, is going to be big with the globalist. Hey, but don't take my word for it, take God's Word..read the Book of Revelation.

Techno, Dubstep, House music DJs tonight downtown @ Blackbird Buvette (509 Central)

INFLUX @ The Blackbird Buvette, Downtown

21+, no cover, music starts at 10pm

With residents Mittens and Moleman, and special guest Ynconnu


listen here:
http://soundcloud.com/mittens
http://soundcloud.com/ynconnu

Quick Psychology Survey – Video Games and Personality: Help needed!

Hi,

I apologize if this message is off topic - I am trying to give a broad group of people a chance to participate. Please disregard this message if you are not interested.

I'm a psychology graduate student doing a short internet survey (under the supervision of Dr. C.N. DeWall Ph.D.) that lasts about 25 minutes and I would appreciate if you could help me by filling it out. The survey is searching for feedback about a couple of different video games as well as taking some personality measures. Participation is completely voluntary and you can stop at any time. You will be compensated for your time. Also, your participation is anonymous and you will never be asked to provide your name. Please note that you must be over 18 to participate in this survey.

If you would like to participate, please click here or go to the following link:

(http://sweb.uky.edu/~tbde222/VideoGamesConsent2.html)

Thank you for your help,
Timothy Deckman
Ph.D. Graduate Student
Department of Psychology
University of Kentucky

C. Nathan DeWall, Ph.D.
Assistant Professor
Department of Psychology
University of Kentucky

Iguana (sw)

This is Cheech, he is about 4 yrs old. He is tame and easy to care for. He comes his 6 ft cage which includes two heat lamps, his removable pond (to clean out, yes he is potty trained to go in his pond!) and his favorite heat rock. He eats lettuce, protein powder, sometimes bannana's and rarely carrots. Thanks for your interest, serious buyers only, not for entertainment. Rehoming fee applies!

Re, Islam Peaceful Religion (All Around)

Here is reality.

Islam is a patsy. The TYRANTS use your hatred of islam to keep you angry and confused.

They do this to HIJACK our country! It is not so called "islamic extremists" trying to destroy our country, it is the globalists, corporations and bankers.

This is military war fighting 101, confuse your enemey to keep them form forming a defense or opposition.

Misinformation! If you believe that jihadists are just waiting around to kill you, because they "hate merica, hate freedom" then you are already conquered. Do the rest of the patriots a favor and make sure you are first in line for extermination!

HOME AWAY FROM HOME - CHILDCARE :) ---$20.00 A Day>1st Day FREE :) (NORTHERN MEADOWS - RIO RANCHO)

Hi my name is Stacy, I currently have 3 full time or part time spots open in my home, with flexible hours.

Ages newborn up to 5 years old *

Also provide healthy meals and snacks *

• PLENTY OF REFERENCES UPON REQUEST**

I live in a great neighborhood that's very safe, HUGE backyard for kids to play and my formal dinning room has been transformed to the ULTIMATE playroom !!

I'm 23 years old and a mother of two boys, Dylan, he's 5 and my little man Brandon, he's 1 1/2, I have been babysitting children since a little girl and have been doing it now ever since, it's what I enjoy doing.

• I also offer the first day FREE, just to assure you that your child wants to come back ***

My charge is $20.00 a day, NO CONTRACT REQUIRED~NO MINIMUMS~DROP INS WELCOME

If interested call me anytime, I'd love to meet your little one !! My phone number is (505) 410-7827, Thank you : )

Need help with English? (NW valley ABQ)

Hi,
I edit papers and give writing instruction.
$5 per page for short papers
$10 to $30 to $45 an hour for one-on-one writing instruction
(depending on where we meet and the level of instruction you need).
If interested, reply to this by sending me an email with "English" and your "zip code" in the subject bar.
Laura

Going in circles with Math? (NW valley)

Got Math help?

Is your experience of graphing rational functions a pain in the asymptote?

Do your think Calculus is what a dentist scrapes from you teeth?

Or that a Circle is just the longest distance between any two points?

Or perhaps that a Denominator is de one who nominates da candidate?

I can help! More jokes at the end might be one place to start, or:

For over 20 years I've been Tutoring High School Math; College Algebra; ACT & SAT prep, GED

Former high school math teacher; California Secondary Math Teaching Credential 1989.

Offering:
Test-taking strategies that get results; Ways to overcome "Math Anxiety;" Improved math confidence in your son, daughter, or yourself; and a sense of humor.

Charge:
~$30 an hour in my smoke-free home

~$45 an hour at choice Flying Star Cafes (Rio Grande or Downtown)

~Will travel for home schoolers for negotiable rate.


References available.


Laura Wright
343-1216
Located: Near Candelaria & 12th St; 87107-1001 NW Albuquerque

IF YOU RESPOND to this ad PLEASE write "MATH" and your "ZIP CODE" in the subject bar

Otherwise I will think it is spam.
Thank you! Read on:

~~~~~~
One young businesswoman to another, over lunch:
My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my
weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
~~~~~~

Pi r ^2?
No. Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square.
~

Believe it! Lumberjacks make good musicians because of their natural logarithms.
~
Yes, Life is complex. It has real and imaginary components.
~~
Trigonometry for farmers: swine and cowswine.
~~

Jesus and his disciples were walking around one day, when Jesus said, "The
Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x^2 + 8x - 9." The disciples
looked very puzzled, and finally asked Peter, "What on earth does Jesus
mean - the Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x^2 + 8x - 9? Peter
said, "Don't worry. It's just another one of his parabolas."

~~
A student at our high school a few years back, having had his fill with
drawing graph after graph in senior high math class, told his teacher:
Mrs. ___, I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, and I'll even do statistics, but
graphing is where I draw the line!
~

My math teacher's pet parrot died. Oh, polygon.

what do climatologists and athiests have in common.

Their both baffled. Hee hee...you take an idea like global warming and atheism and b/c they're both falsehoods, some folks are going to hit their heads against a rock just because that's what they're told to do.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,662092,00.htmlhttp://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,662092,00.html

need to go west, abq to socal! (abq to socali)

Hello all! I'm tryin to minimize travel expenses and have successfully rideshared before. I'm tryin to leave around 21st of december to los angeles, ca. I'm 27 y/o female who can help with the driving if needed and the fuel. It'll just be me and 1 suitcase. Please let me know if your headed that way! Hope to talk to ya soon! :) sincerely, vanessa