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The HUGE Sideshow LOVES "The BOYFRIEND of The Month!" You Will TOO! (~The HUGE Sideshow~)

Ladies & Gentlemen,

Chef ~FECAL Suave~ here with some GREAT NEWS for those of you who ENJOY eating a DELECTABLE dinner with their lovers but DON'T like spending the money to do it. WELL have I got some FaBuLoUs dining advice for YOU!

That's RIGHT people! I Dr ~FECAL Suave~ the person who has been treating RETARDS, the GROSSLY OBESE, HAM HOCK HUNGRY, cellulite PACKED BIG-LIPPED Negroid Bitches, Incontinent CHINKS and ANYONE else that joins our WONDERFUL sovereign family here at ~The HUGE Sideshow~ is ready to make HISTORY as I share some of my knowledge of the CULINARY arts!

We ALL know that everyone NEEDS to eat in order to survive. Some of you eat because NOBODY loves you and you're FAILURES at holding a JOB, making friends or keeping a BOYFRIEND or HUSBAND and you find your comfort zone in FOOD because it never treats you bad, TASTES GREAT and makes you feel good too! ESPECIALLY ICE-CREAM! How can something so GOOD be bad for you? It's NOT possible. Those who have told you otherwise are simply FULL OF SHIT! Anything you put in your body for sustenance IS in fact GOOD for you UNLESS it's DRUGS like Heroin, Crack (not ASS-CRACK), Cocaine, Meth or Crack Cocaine. Those are all BAD for you! Just look what it does to all the filthy BEANERS & Indians who lurk the streets of Albuquerque at 2AM. POINT PROVEN!

There are other things to eat that give you nourishment and are good for your body at the same time like APPLES & ORANGES and by drinking plenty of MILK! (unless you're one of those Lactose INTOLERANT fuckers)

Any way you put it food is JUST PLAIN GOOD! So today I would like to introduce you to my assistant who loves FOOD just as much as the next guy OR girl! His name is Bobby and he was unanimously voted the BOYFRIEND of the MONTH by The HUGE Sideshow for 3 years in a row!

Watch BOBBY and his TIMID Taste Tester TAMMY as they demonstrate the BEST way to sample new and EXCITING foods by EXACERBATING the FLAVOR more intensely, removing one of your strongest senses "SIGHT". Share a romantic DINNER-IN-THE-DARK together and FEED your mate from the comfort of your own home!

Be a LOYAL servant for your better half and feed her from the LOINS!

And NOW without further ADIEU, I am THRILLED as FUCK to say that WE LOVE the BOYFRIEND of the Month and you will TOO!

Introducing Bobby The BOYFRIEND of The Month and his gorgeous girlfriend TAMMY the TIMID Taste Tester.

http://www.efukt.com/20570_Boyfriend_Of_The_Month.html

If you would like to meet them on a personal basis Bobby & Tammy will be signing autographs this weekend at Club Salsa on Montgomery & San Mateo right here in the heart of good old North East Albuquerque!

If you've never been there before then you should know that the establishment is only capable of seating 200 people PERIOD!, so you must reserve your seat today by registering at Club Salsa's OFFICIAL website

http://www.SalsaSnack.com

Don't delay! Register TODAY!

As always, Tickets to The HUGE Sideshow are always FREE and FREE snacks at the SHITHOUSE, just follow the RAINBOW!

Y'all come back now Ya' hear?

rE MY WIFE GOT PREG MC.TOILET SEAT

You know what ? this can happen!! I was only having sex with my husband and one day I was having sex with his best friend and I got preggers with a toilet seat at Wendy's, Those Bastards! And now I'm raising someones KID You need to call MAURY!!!

You know who dropped a new one (Cheney grandchild)

Just like 'ol grand plop...

Re: Real Estate Agents

I had sex with her in 4 listed properties.

Yeah, I did.

No. No bad experiences.

Here's our RE Agent (NM)

He is always DRUNK, 7 days a week, every waking moment, his name is Billy
he has not been able to sell anything for 20 years, almost a record
we contracted with him and he tried to sell our house for 4 years
seems evey time there was a buyer he was Torched to the Max and never showed
his family has left and his Mom buys his Booze, some local Co has his tag

I think the best advise is go FIZBO or Craigs, Abq produces idiots, look at the Gov?
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RE: REALESTATE agents

You really need to do your homework and don't rely on an agent, times are tough in the realestate market and they will do just about anything to sell or have you buy a home, also be careful with the property taxes, there is something that is called tax lightning.

Real Estate Agents (Albuq)

Has anyone had a bad experience with Albuq Real Estate Agents?
We are new to this area and it seems there are some agents with problems
Any hints for us?

re: H1N1

I think your right, it's probably another scam by government, pharmaceuticals, and all other big business that benefit, they are trying to scare the hell out of people to boost up hand sanitizer sales.

a marraige proposal (alb)

I am new to the area and will be proposing to my girlfriend soon. Looking for a romantic place to do this? Been to the tram a couple times, any other suggestions would be helpful.
thanks and have a great weekend.

Today I saw Jesus

Today I saw Jesus. No joke! He was standing on the corner of Lomas & University.
He was wearing a long sleeve white floor length robe, with brown sandals. He had long brown hair and a beard. He stood there motionless with one hand raised to the sky. I was driving home when I saw him and almost created an accident. It was so surreal that I ended up flipping a U-turn and
drive back to see if what I saw was for real and he was still standing there in the same
position! Very unusual! I am confused and don't know what to think now... since I just
gave up religion last week, after trying very hard to believe in it, but it never worked
for me.

Did anybody see him? It was around 7:45 PM. Again... this is not a joke, unless it was
some random guy who was on some strange trip, dressing like him.

Re: My wife got pregnant from a McDonald's toilet seat

Your a dumbass!
First off getting pregnant off a toilet seat is impossible.
Face facts...she screwed somebody, other than you.
Maybe you oughta sue Ronald himself ..cause your gonna need a penis from somewhere.
Wait for the birth...if it comes out a clown ...then you might have a case

Btw ...aborshin is spelled "abortion".
Hooked On Phonics ...never worked for you

My wife got pregnant from a McDonald's toilet seat

My wife just found out that she is 2 months pregnant which I dont understand because we haven't been intimate in almost a year. She believes that she got pregnant from the toilet seat in the restroom at the McDonald's where she works. I'm a christian man and don't believe in aborshin but I still feel somebody should be held respsonible for this. What kind of lawyer would I need to speak with to get a class action suit of some kind started? Would Osha be of any help in a situation like this? Any help or info would be appreciated Thank You.

Give me the GOP plan for healthcare (the hammer)

It goes something like this:

Fux Mew (for dum fux)

Ain't it the truth?

Elizabeth Lambert is great!!!

Come guys, you know if this was men’s sports it wouldn't be that big of a deal, but since she's a pretty girl she has to play nice. BULL It's a sport!!! Let them play. I want to know why she got suspended indefinitely for a little hair pulling and the football coach only got suspended for a couple of games for punching his co worker. Shouldn't he be held to a higher standard? Maybe if the football team played with this intensity they might win a game!!!

$2Billion Stadium

and they LOST THE FIRST GAME.( Jerry Jones cried on TV.)

Selling tickets for $29 to fill it.

And thats the point. Dallas Cowboys have lots of money, buy all the talent Pay their Homo QB $11m a year

AND STILL SUCK ASS!

Their fans EXPECT THEM to win EVERY GAME. Or they whine and cry.

But still, they SUCK ASS.

Very unfortunate for all concerned.

EXCEPT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE to watch them LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND LISTEN TO YOU CRY.

ROTFLMAO!

Dallas will not even win NFC East

and can't even spell superbowl.

Homo and Co. couldn't find the endzone Sunday. They had a map and a compass in the huddle.

Beating Washington this week will be a minor victory. Skins are 3-6. Everybody beats them.

Elizabeth Lambert

Enough already! She has apoligized and is having to deal with it. Besides that I think I saw one of the girls throw an elbow at her first.