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hit and run (s. duff mcdonald's)

some kid came to mcdonald's today, he had been hit by a car. was taken to the hospital. if you know anything inform the police. the person who hit him took off.

Elk's (Ames)

Tonight I dropped my husband off in front of the library to pick up a book he had on hold. I knew he would be right out so I went to pull into the Elk’s parking lot to turn around. As I pulled in an SUV pulled in after me and got up right against my bumper and started laying on his horn. I couldn’t pull ahead any further because there was a car parked there (the only other one in the lot) and I couldn’t reverse because he was so close to my bumper. After laying on his horn for at least 20 seconds he finally pulled around me and drove up to the building to park. At this time, my husband had come out and heard all the honking.

The old man got out of his car and yelled at us “Are you an Elk member!!??”. My husband yelled back that I wasn’t given any room to turn around and I had only pulled in there for a second.

I was shocked at the behavior of this elderly man especially knowing what the Elks are known for doing with the community.

the fox in ames (ames ia)

You know i remember when goin to the fox was a fun and great place to hang out. i went their last night and its not the same, its drity run down shit hole
Now. i couldnt believe that this was my home away from home. And the drinks wernt that good ether the bartender looked strong out on meth or something. and the door guy smells really bad hey dude take a shower high quality help they got their at the fox. well let me take one thing back the dj did a good job thats about only thing they got goin on hey dj i hope u find a better place to dj at then that shit hole

Dear Opposing Teams' Fans (far away from here)

You coming on Ames' Craiglist and taunting Cyclone fans is the internet equivalent of flipping someone off... from the back of a speeding truck... while wearing a mask.

You're not getting over on anyone. Everyone thinks you're an idiot. Your mother still hates you.

re: fatties (ames)

Ok--The guy that posted about the ISU girl. I don't even understand what you were saying besides the fact that you were trolling for sex on the internet and were pissed you reeled in a fatty. Putting someones name out on the internet is a douchbag move no matter who you are.

About fatties in general. I don't get the big deal. I'm a fatty. Not because of any other reason than I eat a lot and don't exercise. I know its bad blah blah same as a smoker knows that smoking is bad. I get that some men don't like fat girls. But some do. Some women don't like beer belly guys, some do. I don't try to hide my rolls and I don't get why other fatties do. But what is the huge deal about "no fat chicks" or "fat is gross". That is nice, don't date fat girls then. It is like age, if its important, ask. If some fatty gets pissed because you ask them how much they weigh, tell them to fuck off. I just don't get why people care so much about others weight. Don't like it? Then don't have sex with it. Simple, or so I thought.

If you are a fatty, here are some rules:
1. Post a picture where they can see your gut...Otherwise your just setting yourself up for failure.
2. Don't wear skin tight cloths, its nasty and no one wants to see that.
3. Don't think guys should just like you for your mind. Looks matter to everyone, some will like you and some won't. Don't cry about it.
4. There is nothing to be "proud" of. Being fat is unhealthy. You can be "ok" with that, but saying you are fat and proud is lame.

re: the fatty at ISU (ISU)

Oh as much as this is wrong, I believe the world needs to know what that dude sent back.

Stephens Auditorium (Ames)

Does anyone know if your allowed to take pictures at concerts??

fatty (ames)

So you fucked a fatty?! > LOL<
Post your name please.
So everyone knows you're scumball!!

re: E-Fatty Easy Pick Ups - There is one at ISU

you mean the one in Ames that
posts ad on plentyoffish.com and
travels to meet men at their West Des Moines
hotel (ia. Emily Bowes from ISU)

I think she looks like Miss Piggy.

Huskers

Iowa State may have beeten Nebraska this year , and Nebraska played like shit and Iowa State had to play good, but who gets to go Bowling first not Iowa State because they suck shit!!!!!!

How to spot an e-fatty (Iowa)

Seriously, it's getting really obvious. A fatty on the internet is well trained in hiding her fat.
1. Mentions god 2-10 times in a description of herself. God is the only reason she hasn't killed herself.
2. All pictures are myspace-angled. No full body shots.
3. Describes herself as a huge myspace fan.
4. Has 1+ children by the age of 20.
5. Seems to like sports, and lots of guy-things. She does not like these things in real-life, but she wants to attract guys by pretending to be like them.
6. Too easily picked up.

P.S. This fat acceptance movement is bullshit. Consuming excess calories, not exercising, and looking hideous are extremely bad for you. Go to the gym and stop bitching about airplanes charging you for two seats.

THANK YOU

Thank you to whomever picked up the wallet on Todd Drive and returned it to me. I wasn't home at the time of the return (my friend was) because I was out looking for it. THANK YOU soooo much!

Soup?

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Netherlands

You really can't compare. The Netherlands are a mostly homogenous population. Sure, they have muslims. They're mostly involved in breeding more muslims as well as killing or threatening those who speak the truth. The Netherlands has few black people.

Thus, we arrive at California's problem. Black people. No, I am not saying black people per se are criminals. First generation African immigrants are mostly fine people. They work hard, SMILE, are mostly honest, and make fine additions to the community. Now the native born blacks who have been fed hatred and lies by democrats, liberals, and black studies' professors - they are a problem most anywhere in America.

Cry all you want. You know it's true.

IOWA STATE !! (AMES)

NEBRASKA SUX !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Want Soup? (who cares)

The Soup Nazi!

ISU WOMANS GAME VS OSU (TEXAS)

I have never witnessed such a bised calling of a game as the one in which I witnessed in the OSU vs ISU womans game on Saturday, Jan 10, 2309. The Big 12 office should invistigate the officials to see if they had had money riding on the game.