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Wanted female puppy - boxer or bulldog (buncombe county)

we're looking for a female boxer or bulldog puppy
we have a loving home where she will be an indoor dog.
our yard is fenced for her to play in
and she'll go on outtings daily with me since i'm always hiking or walking.
we miss having a dog, ours passed away last Dec.
she was almost 16 years old.

Reasonable rehoming fee or free.


macorral7 [@] aol . com

[No Pitbulls!]
All Spammers Reported!

Brother/Sister tabbies Free to good home (Alexander)

Our sweet, well mannered cats need you to give them a loving home. We're simply having to invest too much time with our toddler boy and they deserve more affection and attention.

These cats have been with me since they were kittens in 2002. They get along great and shouldn't be separated. Not sure how they would do with any other animals, but not a good idea to bring them into a house with other cat(s). They are very affectionate and tollerable of children and visitors.

They are strictly indoor cats and up to date on their shots as well as being spayed and neutered. I occassionaly let them out onto the deck, but stay with them. They would love a screened-in porch! I am including all accessories and toys.

If seriously interested, email me through the Craigslist link and tell me a little bit about your family and general living arrangments. Two precious cats anxiously await your arrival!

So you admit that you haven't been correct

Thanks for being such a good sport about being wrong, guy.

Communicate Effectively With Your Pet! (NC)

All About K9 offers professional all breed dog training for all ages.We offer basic through advanced obedience training both on and off leash,puppy development,behavior modification,consultations and more.Our training programs range from four to six weeks.We have been providing training and educational services since 1994.Our training is guaranteed for the life of your dog.Trust the professionals at All About K9 and call today to reserve a spot your dog.If you email please include a contact number and best time to reach you .Thankyou

www.allaboutk9.com
864.554.5180

Looking for Sitar Teacher (Asheville, NC)

I recently purchased a sitar from the Ali Akbar Khan School of Music.
I have been playing for a few months, and was looking for an experienced player who would play music with me as well as teach me about the upkeep of the instrument.

I live in the Asheville area and will compensate the teacher for lessons.

Thank you.

Lost - Case XX Knife - Downtown - Reward (Hendersonville)

I lost my case XX knife today on my way to the Orange Peel...seraching through my pockets after the parade and it fell out...This was a gift from my late grandfather so it means a lot to me...It's a double blade knife w/ a SS on the blade...Please let me know if you found this knife...Thanks!!!

Lost Female Grey/silver cat (woodfin/n asheville)

My female grey/silver tabby has been lost since early this week and we can't find her. We live off of Riverside Dr/Barnard Ave north asheville and she has been gone since Monday. She has a blue collar with bell, golden.green eyes, pretty much a smokey grey color (underside has markings). If you have her or seen her please let us know asap!! We miss her!!!!

RE: You haven't "been" correct

This is like the moment in Monty Python and the Holy Grail when the knight's limbs are all hacked off but he continues challenging his opponent.

We're pretty much done, especially considering that NONE of your so-called "expert" economists warned you of this. They were all wrong, and they laughed at us, and you laughed too. But now it's our turn to remind you how wrong you were.

The tidal wave is on the horizon. Sure, nothing's happened yet, but I'd bet on it like many other sane, rational people who don't need to stick around to eat the turd to know it's a turd. But if you want to pretend like nothing's wrong, you go right ahead! We're only trying to reach those people who are willing to listen and learn. But we respect your right to be stubborn.

You're like a pig-headed chess player who has only a king but lacks the grace to resign against his opponent who will checkmate him eventually anyway--pig-headed to the end!



You haven't "been" correct
Date: 2009-11-21, 6:54PM EST
Reply to: comm-v36ms-1476760864@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

You're arguing that something that has not happened yet will happen in the immediate future. And your evidence for this is the fact that you think it's going to happen. And so You have concluded that it has already happened in the future.

What is wrong with you?

You haven't "been" correct

You're arguing that something that has not happened yet will happen in the immediate future. And your evidence for this is the fact that you think it's going to happen. And so You have concluded that it has already happened in the future.

What is wrong with you?

Female black lab (30 minutes from Marion)

Cookie is an 11-month old black lab female. Cookie was rescued from a family who could not keep her because they had to move. She is now thriving in her foster home, where she has developed a new-found love with other foster dogs and cats. Cookie needs to be placed right away in her furever home as her foster family is moving and can no longer keep her.Cookie's original family said she is a full-blooded lab but we do not have papers for her. Cookie is a healthy girl who is spayed and has all her shots, as well as heartworm preventative.

Cookie has not had any accidents in the house. She sleeps in a crate at night, and when her foster family leaves the house. Cookie LOVES car rides and will lay down in the backseat of the car and wait patiently until she arrives at the destination. She also LOVES going for walks but needs more training so she will not pull on the lead. Cookie LOVES everything and everyone and still has a TON of puppy in her. She will need further training so that she will not jump up but she is smart and learns quickly. It is advisable that she does not go to a home with small children because she may jump on them. Cookie has completed 3 weeks of basic training, but more work is needed. Cookie will require a fenced yard or to be on a lead when outside as she is not fully trained to come on command.

A home visit is required prior to placing Cookie in her furever home just to be sure that Cookie has the perfect fit. I will be happy to bring Cookie to you if you are not too far away. For more information and to discuss Cookie becoming a member of your family, please contact Cheryl at 704-600-5612 (cell) or by email. There is also a small rehoming fee

LOST FAMILY PET!!!!! HELP BRING HER HOME!!!!!!!! (lexington, KY)

WE HAVE LOST OUR PET. SHE IS A BLACKAND TAN DOBERMAN PINCSHER. SHE HAS LONG SKINNY HIND LEGS, SHE WEIGHS ABOUT 55 LBS. , AND HER EARS ARE NOT CROPPED LIKE MOST DOBYS. HER NAME IS STORM. SHE IS VERY FRIENDLY AND WAS LAST SEEN IN THE BLACKBURN-SANDHILL AREA IN IRVINE, KY. THESE PICS WERE TAKEN WHEN SHE WAS ABOUT 6 mths. old, SHE IS MUCH BIGGER NOW.

WE AR OFFERING !!!!!!!!!!! 100.00 DOLLARS REWARD, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!!!!!! FOR ANY INFORMATION LEADING TO HER SAFE RETURN HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUR NUMBER IS 859-358-3484 OR 606-726-0811

Great home available..........

Hi, all

I currently own one mastiff, female"spayed" she is good with other friendly dogs...:) Also my fiance has a pug.

We would like to open our home and hearts to ONE more dog......:)

We are not breed specific......... But, must be at least somewhat housebroken
Like other dogs.
Like humans...lol....:)
I am experienced with training, but really not looking for a hyper dog, thanx:):) Love big dogs so if you have a big one we'd love to see it too...:)
Plz, send any pics via email and include contact info and i'll get back with you.............. We live North of Asheville, NC

Good day and God bless.........

Weight Loss Study - Participants Necessary Urgently (asheville)

Weight Loss Study - Participants Necessary Urgently

Have you attempted to lose weight in the past but failed? P.X.T Research is conducting a diet loss study for both male personal and females in your area and is currently expecting participants. If you would like to take part in a weight loss program that guarantees weight loss of up to 10-20 pounds then send us an email or call our local office.

Cockatiel (Hendersonville)

I was told this bird is about 2 years old and female. Friendly once she gets to know you. Will hop onto your hand and shoulder. Turns out I dont have the time to spend retraining. Wings were clipped but starting to fly slightly now.Rehoming fee to insure a good home includes large cage with stand, toys and food.

Teen Guitarist Looking for Vocals and Another Guitarist (Hendo/Asheville)

Hey my names garret and i love to play guitar and i live in hendersonville at the moment but i come to asheville all the time and i'm most likely going to be getting an apartment there in december. Heres some songs ive written just guitar, ive recorded two guitars... http://www.myspace.com/stringsoffidelity
in the process of getting a new cell phone so just email me and if you have a recording of your voice or something that would be great! bishop.garret@yahoo.com

French Bank Warns Clients How 2 Prep 4 Possible Global Collapse (Real News)

Now banks are admitting that a collapse is possible.

This is an understatement, people. Ron Paul was right from the start, yet so many of you Obama fanatics paid no mind and thought we were just a bunch of nuts.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/6599281/Societe-Generale-tells-clients-how-to-prepare-for-global-collapse.html

Well, now HR 1207 has 313 cosponsors, and just overcame its worst challenge to passing in its original form. None other than Mel Watt, a scumbag Democrat from North Carolina, attempted to derail us. Thankfully, we spanked him down and he lost in a committee vote of 42-26, so we're back on track.

People, wake up. Start buying gold and silver. The dollar is being destroyed by the same illegal and criminal Federal Reserve to which Obama wants to give MORE authority to secretly oversee bailouts of banks and private entities that, by all capitalist, free-market standards, SHOULD have been allowed to implode and disappear forever.

Wake up, people. We are the only ones who've been correct. It's time you admit this and join us.

The Ron Paul Revolution

Rome and Greece

Actually, those places still exist!

Looking for a pot bellied pig farm!! (Asheville)

Or just a farm that raises or has pot bellied pigs.

Hello everybody =)

I'm looking for a farm that raises pot bellied pigs/piglets for pets, so I can visit and learn more about them!

If you know of anyone, or if you are that someone, then please send me an email. Or call at 828-779-5779, no calls after 9pm please! And if I don't answer, then please leave a message, and I'll call you back asap. And no calls before 12pm! Thanks, and sorry for any inconvieniences lol.

Thanks in advance!!

NO SPAM

My kittington kat is missing! (Dawnwood Condominiums)

My Kittington Kat is missing! She doesn't have her collar, she had taken a bath recently and I didn't put it back on, then when my sister got home Kittington ran out, I'm really nervous because she doesn't normally stray to far, and I can't find her. Below is a picture, if you have any information call me,

970-631-9034

Experienced in childcare (all)

Hi,I'm 32 years old Christian woman that has 10 years or longer experience in childcare ages from 4 mos.to 6 yrs in age. I live in Candler, North Carolina. I baby sit in my home.Charge is 60.00 week per a child. You supply the food and everything they need. I do not have the transportation to come to your home. I do not work on weekends. I'm not at home on Saturdays and Sundays i go to church. Please feel free to contact me by email. Thanks,Susan

Southern Silk Duo (Temptations)

Southern Silk performs Saturday eve. from 7:30PM-10:30PM @ TEMPTATIONS MARTINI BAR, # 5 Biltmore Av., uptown Asheville. And Sunday from 1:30PM-4:00PM @ CHAMELEON'S SOUL FOOD on Merrimon Av...Thanks again

CHRISTMAS GIFT MARKET DECEMBER 3RD AND 4TH (NORTH ASHEVILLE)

NORTH ASHEVILLE PRESCHOOL HOLIDAY GIFT SHOP. BAKED GOODS, HANDMADE GIFTS, HOME GOODS, JEWELRY, KIDS CLOTHES. DECEMBER 3 & 4TH 2009 8:30 AM TIL 1:30PM. ASBURY UNITED METHODIST CHURCH, 171 BEAVERDAM RD. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Asheville Gypsy Jazz group (asheville)

Upright bas player / multi instrumentalist looking for guitarist(s) and fiddle player to put together a tight working band that focues on gypsy swing- Django, Dorado Schmidt, the Rosenburg Trio, and plenty of Dawg with a bit of Miles and a fast newgrass twist for regional giging and festivals.

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Sweet Daisy needs a forever home - beautiful lab/boxer mixed breed (North Asheville)

I am currently fostering Daisy for the North Mecklenberg Animal Rescue. She is a large mixed breed dog (vet guesses black lab and boxer..??) with a shiny coat and a wonderful loving heart. Although I would love to adopt Daisy myself, my own work/travel issues would make that difficult (although I would love to possibly provide free pet sitting or some doggie daycare for her when she finds her permanent home!).

Daisy came to my home a few months ago and was so easy to take in…she is fully housebroken, doesn’t chew or destroy things at all, sheds very little, and is so sweet and cuddly (I think she believes she is a lap dog!). Her only “issue” is that she does not like to be crated or locked up in a room by herself, although that has not been much of an issue at my house, because she is so problem-free that I just let her roam freely in the house. I have left her alone for relatively long stints without one single problem or anything being messed up or destroyed…no accidents, no difficulties.

Daisy was great from the beginning, although a little nervous at times; however, since being here, I have watched her calm and blossom into an even better dog. She was a little skittish at first, but is now eager to meet new people and just an all around happy and loving dog. A little love and attention was all that was needed to turn her into an ideal companion. If you are looking to adopt a larger breed dog, I do not think you could possibly do better than Daisy!

I think the ideal situation for Daisy would be an active home where she gets the opportunity to walk a lot, run if possible....or any other active situations …she has a lot of energy and loves to get it out. I have had her around young children with no problems. A fenced yard or farm in the country would be awesome (although she probably would not like to just be put outside alone all the time…she’s a companion dog that wants to be with people). She would make a great “working” companion.

NOTES: Daisy is up to date on shots, heartworm negative and on preventative medicine to. She has been spayed (twice actually…long story…poor Daisy!). Daisy is full grown at approximately 2-3 years of age, and weighs about 60-70 pounds. She is in excellent shape…and has a beautiful shiny coat with very short hair and little shedding.

mountain cur (waynesville nc)

free to good home we raise boxers she was abanded at our shop

Free Dogs to Good Home (Haywood)

We are 1 year old Golden/Lab mix. We are great with kids and other pets. We would love to stay together if possible. Our family would love to keep us, but are moving overseas and cannot take us with them. We still have "puppy energy" but are totally house trained. We love to go for long walks, play in the yard and sleep with our kids!! We are very easy to get along with and can stay on our own for many hours. Please, please take us to your home!

Affordable Group Fitness Camps (Swain/Jackson County)

A group of 6 people can train for less than $10.00 each per 60 minute session!


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Economic Tsuami On Horizon? (Arden)

US Economy: State of Collapse
Posted: 2009/08/03
From: Mathaba
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Ignore the daily movements of the stock markets, the quarterly balance-sheet lies of the banks, and other financial trivia, and focus on those processes which are necessary to keep the human race alive.

Picture of Twin Towers: Lest we forget 911, and the beginning of the end of economic "good times", although, our econmy and decline began after silver standard abolished in 1963 and the cheapening of our coinage made of alloys. A sure sign of the decline of an empire, is the worthless metal and paper(printing press economy)...Happened in Rome...happened in Greece, and every major civilization which fell......

by John Hoefle

"We are in a global economic breakdown," Lyndon LaRouche observed today, adding that those who disagree, like President Barack Obama, are living in a dreamworld which will soon be shattered by reality. LaRouche pointed to the days around Oct. 12 as a crucial turning point, and warned:

My estimate is that a complete breakdown of the global financial and economic system is highly likely around the 10th to 15th of October¡ªsay Oct. 12, after the end of the U.S. government's fiscal year. We're looking at a threatened potential, total, chain reaction breakdown of the U.S. and the world. Nobody is minding the store in Washington, or in the British Vampire!"

The U.S. is hopelessly bankrupt, and only a bankruptcy reorganization of the type I've specified can save it. We have to take back all the bailout money, and use it for the reorganization.

STATE OF COLLAPSE

To understand what LaRouche means, you have to look at the state of the system in physical-economic terms, and in terms of long-term trends. Ignore the daily movements of the stock markets, the quarterly balance-sheet lies of the banks, and other financial trivia, and focus on those processes which are necessary to keep the human race alive.

The United States became the world's leading industrial power because of a multi-generational commitment to improving our infrastructure and the energy-flux-density of our economy, as a way of increasing the productive power of human labor. Large-scale infrastructure projects, such as water management plans, often take 50 to 100 years to reap the full benefits, but return far more to the economy than they cost, over time. Projects to make the Mississippi, Ohio, and Missouri river systems navigable for freight, were essential to the development of the nation, as were the development of the transcontinental railroads, the national telegraph system, and the continual improvement of farmland.

In recent decades, especially during the rise of the Baby Boomer generation, we have turned our backs upon scientific progress and infrastructure development, in favor of financial speculation and instant gratification. Rather than continue to improve our infrastructure for the benefit of future generations, we began to ignore it. Rather than increase the energy-flux-density of our economy by going to nuclear power, we rejected it, remaining stuck in an economy dominated by fossil fuel. Instead of leaving the world a more productive place than we found it, we are handing future generations a planet which is physically depleted, financially bankrupt, and on the verge of complete breakdown.

Look across the landscape. The Western states are drying up, whereas they would have had plenty of water had we developed the North American Water and Power Alliance (NAWAPA) project when it was proposed beginning in the 1950s. Our family farmers are dying out, and being replaced by corporations which are more interested in producing profits than food. Our cities are over-crowded; our roads congested and riddled with potholes; and our electricity grid is straining to meet our demands. Most of our industry has been shipped overseas, turning our industrial belt into a rust heap. In sector after sector of our economy, what we find is collapse. Things are getting worse, not better, and doing so at an accelerating rate.

This is reality, and it is scary. The picture is similar all across the so-called developed sector, and even worse in the so-called developing sector. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are on the march, as war, famine, disease, and death spread around the planet.

FINANCIER FASCISM

The cause of this collapse of the world's physical productivity can be laid squarely at the hooves of the Brutish Empire, the policies of which have turned the global economy into a giant, and hopelessly bankrupt, casino. It is the empire which has pushed globalism, with its creation of financial markets across the globe, the emergence of giant cartels whose power dwarfs that of nations, and the constant search for ever-cheaper labor. It is the old colonial policies of enslave and loot, married to modern technologies, and hidden behind familiar corporate logos.

The response of the empire to the financial crisis has been a series of demands¡ªdemands for a bailout, demands for new income streams, demands for sacrifices by, and of, the people. This can be seen clearly in the contrast between the Obama Administration's approach to the welfare of the financiers and the welfare of the population. The administration has gone all-out to save the parasites from the consequences of their folly, showering them with trillions of dollars of government largesse, bending and breaking the rules, giving them virtually everything they want. When it comes to the welfare of the people, however, the response is far different. Instead of largesse, we get the bill for the bailout, reductions in services, and further depletions of an already tattered infrastructure.

The most telling response is Obama's health-care plan, which is openly¡ªthough not admitted to be¡ªmodeled on Adolf Hitler's "useless eaters" plan. That should not be a surprise, given that Hitler himself was a product of the empire, as was the fascist movement which was imposed on Europe in the 1920s and 1930s. The recently released plan to start charging people by the mile driven, effectively turning all roads into toll roads, is another example of this fascism at work, as is the cap-and-trade policy.

The financiers' response to this crisis is to cover their losses by gouging the population, charging ever more for an ever-shrinking market-basket. Look at the way oil prices are manipulated, and the way Enron and its fellow energy pirates raped California in 2000 and 2001, and you see the future, under the Brutish Empire's Obama regime.

Rather than rebuilding our infrastructure, we are to be charged for the privilege of using what's left of it, turned into peasants in our own country. All the while, we'll be serenaded by Obama's behaviorist kooks, telling us we're saving the planet. We're not collapsing, we're going "green," they'll say. Sure we are: all the way to soylent green.

SYSTEMIC BREAKDOWN

But what about the green shoots, the bank profits, and the stock market, some might ask. Aren't these signs of recovery? No, they're not. First of all, a recovery among the fleas is not good for the dog, and second of all, there's no recovery among the fleas; some of the fleas are eating more because they've turned into cannibals. They're all doomed, from Goldman Sachs on down. The system itself is breaking down, because it has violated the laws of economics.

The only solution at this point is the LaRouche solution. Take back the bailout money, put the empire's dead monetary system into bankruptcy protection, and return to American System economic policies. Put our efforts into building infrastructure and developing a nuclear-based economy, and protecting the population while we recover.

There is no way to save the money we made during the bubble, because it was never real. Our real assets are not financial, but physical, beginning with the creative minds of our population. Rather than killing people to cover derivatives losses, we should kill the derivatives.

Reality is not pleasant. We have dug a giant hole for ourselves, and it will take time and effort to dig our way out. But first we must stop digging, and stop our slide into fascism and global breakdown. Let go of your delusions, and join us in a genuine recovery. Don't eat the soylent green.

--This article appears in the July 31, 2009 issue of Executive Intelligence Review. #
http://larouchepub.com


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Offering a ride to Dayton Ohio November 25

I am leaving Asheville Wednesday, November 25 am for Dayton Ohio. Can drop anyone on the way alomg I75. Will return Saturday or Sunday.

24/7 Holiday childcare openings (Mills River, NC)

Hello I am a licensed childcare provider who has 2 school age openings for the holiday breaks mon-fri from 7:30-5:30 . I also have 3 preschool and 3 school age openings opening for 2nd and 3rd shift and my charge is $110/wk or $25/day depending on full or part time needs. I can provide emergency care as well as parent night out care. All you have to do is fill out our record forms in advance and call me. I am open 24/7 so if you are in need please call or text 828-778-3107.

Information about my family: We live on 4 acres in the Mills River area. We have three sweet kids of our own. They are age 4,8 and 12. My husband and I are a Christian family with Christian morals. Our childcare license is in both of our names and our future goal is for my husband to graduate the Early childhood education program in which he is currently enrolled in and open a large family childcare center from our home. We are also in the process of planning a summer day camp for school age children this summer. We will be teaching the kids about outdoor activities such as ropes, fishing hiking, archery and camping. These are some of the activities that we have a high interest in and participate in already as a family.

Hope we can help during the hustle of the holidays and look forward to talking to some of you soon.

Thanks
William , Crissy, Josh, Alyssa and Gracie Hall

FREE KITTY (Penrose)

3 mth old all black kitty with 3 1/2 legs needs home quickly. My dog is going to hurt her I am afraid. Found her under the house. she has been wormed, treated with flea meds & had her first shots. Please reply here or call me at 828-577-4131 asap.

1st,2nd, and 3rd shift available child care (Woodfin & Surrounding Areas)

I am a 28 year old fun, energetic, patient, and very reliable...I have a 4 & 1 year old boys that your children can learn and play with...I have lots of books and toys...

I supply 2 meals and 2 snacks in a 8 hour period...I will also potty train upon request...Your children will also learn a second language in the process because I'm fluent in Spanish...

I have 10+ years experience and references...

Your my BOSS...I work around your schedule...So what ever you work day or night..Full or part time...I can do it...So call me now...

Elisabeth
318-9191
or
e-mail me and leave a number where you can be reached....

Found kids bike (Shiloh)

Kids bike found on our front yard in Shiloh. Left it there for 3 days to let the kid recover it, but finally pulled it in so it wouldn't continue to get wet. Please email w/ make and color. We'd love to give it back to it's proper owner.

Texas Bound? (W Asheville)

I'm trying to get to south Texas to be with my family for Christmas. If you are headed in that direction around mid-December, drop me a line. I can split driving and gas money, plus I'm good company. : )

HOLIDAY CHILD CARE PROVIDER (Asheville ~ surrounding area)

Are you working after Thanksgiving? Christmas? New Years? and your children are out of school! I'm available to take care of your children.. I am a semi-retired school teacher, K-6, currently a tutor in the Asheville area who will be out of school for the holidays also, so I'm available if you need me while you work, shop, have a night out for fun ~ I live in the 28806 zip code, but willing to travel up to 15 miles (30miles R/T) ~ rates are flexible, but not free (sorry!). Let me know if you need my services. I have worked with children for many years, grew up in a very large family and consider myself a very patient, caring, dependable and honest person (as do my my co-workers) Have a great day! Hope to hear from you soon!

Free to good home Male Blue Heeler (Marion NC )

8 month old Male Blue Heeler free to loving home only. He is very entergetic and loves to be played with. Needs a home where he can run safely and has someone to pay him attention. Blue Heelers are known to be protective of the house. I've never had a problem with him being around my grandbaby or other kids other than he likes to jump up on you. Where I moved I can no longer let him roam like he deserves too.

Asheville Nightlife & Entertainment (Asheville, NC)

http://www.myashevillenightlife.com is your one stop site for nightlife & entertainment in Asheville, NC. Check it out and feel free to leave feedback! Thanks!

asheville to nola?!!

im trying to get to nola right after thursday. if anyone is going that direction and would like good company and some help with gas. let me know. thanks!

Fundraising Thrift Store (East Asheville)

The thrift store at Animal Haven of Asheville supports rescued and abused farm animals. Lots of great gifts, pet supplies, kitchenware, clothing, Christmas items, books, CDs, toys, linens, etc. Donations of gently used items in good condition also accepted. The thrift store is located at the farm at 65 Lower Grassy Branch Road in Oteen area. You can see all the animals your purchases help. Look for the little red barns. Open Tuesday thru Saturday, 11am to 5pm. Call 828-299-1635 for more information.

New Year, New Look: Free Hair Makeover (Downtown Asheville)

FREE Hair Makeover
Are you ready to try something NEW?
Downtown Stylist looking for individuals who want a new and adventurous hair makeover.
Freaks, artists, and fashionistas encouraged!
Submit your request by December 10th, 2009 along with a JPEG photo, and convincing reason why you need a whole new look.
3 Winners will be chosen by January 1st, 2010 to receive a free hair makeover including, color, cut, highlight, and style. ($195 value)

Full Pa Gear and Soundman (DVD of Ne Event)

We can provide full Pa and all backline equipment needed to play any size venue in Asheville plus a sound man to run your front house sound!!

We also can provide digital audio/video recording into Pro Tools 8 of any event!!

Great Gear at Great Prices!!

Call or Email Us
To Book Your Date

Andrew
901-326-5016

2 adult cats (asheville)

2 large adult cats, brother and sister, altered and up to date on all vaccinations. very well mannered and litter box broken. They are awesome cats, but I cannot have cats where I am moving. They are free to a good home only. reply via email.

Hear my prayers (Asheville)

Lost everything. Need car, income and place to live. Cannot replace the man, but still have unwavering faith and my dogs.
In gratitude.

looking for rock n roll drummer (asheville, nc)

established band seeks a new drummer for rock n roll, pop, new wave, punk band. looking for experienced drummer
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email for myspace and more info.

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RE: Re:re. re. re its a coming

Yea, it's coming alright.

The fact that the right-wing, con-job-servative ideology is nothing more than a fantasy invented in people's minds.

Oh I can't wait for the glorious day these dumbasses are enlightened, possibly on their deathbed. When they find out everything they've believed in is totally WRONG!

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Re:Re: Boring story

Looks like I struck a nerve by referencing the noble Native Americans. I'm sorry all of your historical cowboys were illiterate drunken hicks who fucked each other instead of tending to their cattle, but the truth is the truth. Try not to be so sensitive about it.

Asheville to Florida-Jack- Wed 25

I need ride Asheville to Florida - Jacksonville, but could be around this area too.
I 'll work until wednesday 5:30 . I can share gas.

Thank.

Mature UNCA student available for babysitting

I am 27 years old and I am available to babysit in the evenings and weekends. I have a four year old son and have 11 years experience in babysitting before having my son. Will have very flexible schedule between semesters, being available also during the day (during christmas/holiday break). I have reasonable prices. Hope to hear form you and have a good weekend!

ride to connecticut (ASHEVILLE)

i am thinkin about drivin to Connecticut on the 24th for thanksgiving and returning 28th. i have 3 boys riding with me from age 6 - 12. we drive a suburban and the is plenty of room. if you can contribute towards the gas and have a good positive sense of humor give me a shout.
peace

re. re boring story

Hey Ignorant Prick, you are the dumbest politically correct liberal conservative i have ever heard. I AM A CONSERVATIVE, I AM 95% American Indian, I am independently wealthy, And it wasn't through cannibalistic means, or by "polluting the land". You talk about facts, get the FACTS straight, just because some indians were cannibals doesn't mean jack shit. Some white people were cannibals and some white people pollute the earth, (GASP OMG). Guess what I was raised by a white stepfather. You my friend need to keep your mouth closed until something "educated" can come out! THANKS!

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To mixed german shepard puppies (asheville)

You have got to be a jerk saying that after nov 20th your dogs will be put to sleep. Killed. Is that your selling technique? Why don't you become a responsible human being and spay your dog. Has the human species truly gone to this level of idiocracy. Sometimes I am truly ashamed to be a part of this species. Grow a conscience.

Great Family Pet (Arden, NC)

Adorable, gentle, playful, affectionate chow/retriever mix free to a good home. She was rescued off of Airport Road three weeks ago. She is approx. one-year old and weighs 25-30 pounds. Gets along well with other dogs. Loves attention and affection. Likes to go for walks and play fetch. We would love to keep her, but due to family circumstances we are unable to at this time. Our goal is to have her placed in a home by Thanksgiving. If interested, please call 828-450-3412.

looking for a doberman (waynesville)

im looking for a full doberman..if you have one let me know...SMALL rehoming fee ok

Ride offered to DC Area for Thanksgiving (Asheville)

I am going to visit family in Virginia during Thanksgiving and am willing to offer
a ride (round trip). Share driving and expenses. I have a 2005 Subaru Outback.

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need dog crate or kennel (asheville area)

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Free To Loving Home - Basset Hound Mix (Marshall / Mars Hill)

This little darling is Daisy. She is a Bassett Hound Mix and is about 10mths old. She was a rescue from a pound in TN, but now is in need of a forever home. She is very loving and not at all aggressive. She loves other animals, she actually shares her bed with a cat!!! If you have any questions or would like to know more, please feel free to contact me.

re:boring story

Many of the Indians were brutal savages, even cannibals! The New Columbia Encyclopedia reported on some Northwest tribes like the Kwakiutl: “They had a highly classified society with chiefs, nobles, commoners, and slaves….This distinctive culture, which included cannibalistic rituals, was not greatly affected by European influences until after the late 18th century….” Yes, some Indians kept slaves and ate them during hard times! Wonder why you weren’t taught that in public schools?How about that they traded their women for horses and trinkets?You are supposed to feel guilty for being white, middle class, and Protestant (or Baptist) especially relating to what we have done to the land since taking it from the “noble savage.” But was the Indian so careful with the environment? The Columbia Encyclopedia tells about the Choctaws: “…They hunted with bow and arrow and blowgun, caught fish by poisoning streams….” Yes, friends and neighbors, the “noble savage” was often a polluter. Sorry about that.Need I remind you that merely living on the land does not confirm ownership? The Indians had lived here for hundreds of years but were still living in crude homes; eating and warming themselves over an open fire; and letting their old people die alone without help.They had access to all the gold, silver, iron, water, trees, etc., that the white man had, yet it was the white man who built the greatest, most advanced society in the world. If that sounds like racism, so be it. It is also factual. Most Liberals don’t like facts; they like fantasy or faith in old, discredited theories that informed people discarded years ago.

"Emporium" (Downtown Asheville)

Rockin' tomorrow night (11/21) at College St. Pub, 9:30 pm. Classic rock and dance tunes...just a good party band playing covers you will recognize. Cold beer, good friends, dance the night away! Hope to see you there!

Calling all Bassists (Asheville)

Seeking rock/indie rock bassist. Practices every Tuesday. Must be able to do light travel for regional shows. Looking for enthusiastic folks who are passionate about this flavor of music. Near future shows to promote release of new album.

Go here to listen:

www.myspace.com/andrewlarson

Thanks!

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i'd love a ride to atlanta anytime between now and monday morning. i'm happy to pay gas money and provide snacks. i'm really fun and easy-going.

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Touring band Looking for Gig (Asheville and Area)

Hello,

We are an old timey, jug bandy, bluesy jazzy band from Milwaukee. We are currently planning a tour for December. Most of our dates are booked but we have a few dates that are empty. We will be in Lexington, Kentucky on the 13th and Gainesville, Florida on the 16th. We were hoping to book something in Asheville on either the 13th or 14th. If anyone can help us out setting up a gig in either of these dates, drop us a line. You can check out some of our music on Myspace at www.myspace.com/dimpeepers

Thanks,
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What is the best & least expensive doggy day care in Asheville? (Asheville)

Hello! I am looking for the best doggy daycare here in Asheville to take both of my dogs to about once a week or more. I am seeking out the one that is the best value/least expensive.

If you get a minute, please email me with the doggy daycare that you use or did use (here in Asheville) that is your favorite. If you could also please describe why it is your favorite, why you wouldn't take your canine family members anywhere else, etc etc.

Also, if there is a certain dog daycare that you wouldn't use, tell me about that too. Why you wouldn't use it, what happened if you had a bad experience there, etc.

I can't find many helpful reviews online, so that's why I'm doing this. Comparison shopping isn't helping much either lol. These doggie daycares are super expensive in my opinion, so unless they don't treat the dogs right, then I'm truly looking for the one with the lowest prices.

Also, don't bother telling me about Happy Tails if it fits into either category above. I am not going to travel that far for a dog daycare. If you choose Happy Tails but know of another K9 Daycare that you would use as a backup, then please let me know.


Thanks SO much in advance!!! ^_^

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jazz bassist needed (Asheville)

Bassist needed that can read charts, is fun, expressive, and dependable. Piano player is doing his own arrangements and should be a really tight trio. Making a demo next week, please respond soon!
Peace,
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(2) Female cats, Free to good home (West Asheville)

Torti sisters in need of a good home. Small, 2 years old, fixed, had shots, beautiful colors, travel well, litter/house trained and strictly indoors as long as we've had them. We've since had two children and didnt see the cats as often as before, but now that we have family staying with us the cats do not come out of the room at all unless forced to. Family has brought a mild-mannered dog and cat into the home and my cats aren't taking introduction well. We're all so busy that we don't feel we aren't associating them well enough and theyve begun to use our bed as the pottystation (because they wont leave the room unless forced). We need to rehome them quickly or we'll have to take them to a reputable no-kill shelter.

I believe they would do best in a home with small pets and older children (theyve done well with rabbits and mice, even chased the mice playfully around the house, no biting or claws just chasing), or maybe with someone better able to associate them to other cats.

Please contact me at the craigslist email and I will be glad to call you, send pics, set up a date to meet them. Below is a picture of the larger cat, Cherokee. Her sister is the same but with an orange face, we call her Tink (when she was a kitten with a bell on the collar she was always running around, could always hear the bell tinkling!)

Thank you

Seeking Artists To Display Work! (Rutherfordton, NC)

Encore Consignments & Collectibles, 480 South Main Street, Rutherfordton, NC 28139, 828-287-4319, is seeking Local Artists to Display Their Work on consignment. Please call or stop by today!

French Tutor (Glen Arden - South Asheville)

Hello,

Is there anyone who is fluent in French looking to improve their English? Or interested in conversing in French and helping teach?

Please let me know. I can pay a little.

Thanks, Mark
336-380-5619

PA/DJ Services (Canton)

Need a PA with a DJ to operate it? We have VERY affordable rates, so don't be shy! Experienced DJ and sound guy, we can play anything you want for the event, you just tell us what you want.

Call Jon at 713-299-5142

or

JD at 713-409-7579

Guitar/Bass/Drum Lessons Available Here (Canton)

Beginner to intermediate, electric and acoustic, flatpicking, fingerpicking, or if you just want to learn how to play along with your favorite song, I'm your man. I'm a professional touring musician and my drummer gives drum lessons if that's your calling. Rates are $15/hr, or if you'd prefer to learn in the comfort of your own home, a reasonable mileage fee will apply depending on your location.
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Re:re. re. re its a coming

re. re. re its a coming
Date: 2009-11-19, 9:42PM EST
Reply to: see below

to the person that thinks people are scaredy cats, YOUSA DUMB BITCH!! Let me guess you are a little nerd hiding behind your mac.

And the pot calls the kettle black...

english mastiffs needs rehomed

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Looking for a ride to NY

I am trying to get home to NY as soon as possible. I just have a backpack and a guitar to bring. I can help drive. If anyone can help me out that would be awesome. Give me a call 845-551-8924.
Jason

Free Female Cat to a Good Home (Sylva)

One female cat free to a good home. Her name is Oreo and she is a black cat with a white belly and paws. She is very cute, very friendly, a bit of a princess, spoiled, and about 3 years old. She prefers to be an only pet and loves attention. She is spayed and has had her shots. Please email for more information.

Musicians wanted (Hendersonville)

Cafe near Hendersonville seeks musicians & bands who would like to perform for exposure, a meal & tips. contact me for more information

Recording Studio offering $10/ho tracking sessions! (Asheville)

Are you a musician/band with recording needs? My name is Mike and I'm a senior Music Technology major at UNCA. I'm hoping to make audio engineering my profession one day, so in the meantime I am attempting to build a resume and get experience any way I can. I run a recording studio at my home equipped with an 8 core Mac Pro, Pro Tools 8, and a solid mic locker highlighted by an AKG 414. I'm happy to provide an equipment inventory to anyone interested. I charge $10/ho for tracking sessions, and flat rates for mixing. I'm scheduling sessions for after Thanksgiving, so if you're trying to get some recordings done, just send me a message and we can talk more! Thanks!

Anyone give lessons? (Asheville Area)

Im looking to take drum lessons and bass guitar lessons. I dont want an actual school or anything just someone that is experienced and enjoys teaching their instruments. Currently I could only do Mondays so if there's anyone out there interested hit me up at odaexperiment@gmail.com. Exprienced musicians only reply.

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Childcare Teacher Positions (Off of Leicester Hwy.)

Childcare center has two openings for teacher positions, toddler and infant. MUST have NC Childcare Credentials or be presently enrolled and have at least one-year experience in child care. If interested, call 254-4411 or email mimisplace24@bellsouth.net to set up an interview.

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If y'all know of any other places I can get more useful free stuff like this from, drop me an email!

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jazz guitarist available for accompaniment (Asheville)

Jazz guitarist w/ 10+ years working experience is available for accompaniment. Can walk basslines w/ chords, solo, play melodies w/ chords, and be as "out" or as in the pocket as you want.

I have my own transportation and a flexible schedule. Perfect substitution for a piano player and great accompaniment for singers, horn players, piano players, etc.

lost black jacket, black iPod, gray backpack, and silver Kymco Scooter

Above items were lost between Oct 10 and Oct 20. They were most likely left at a bar. Please help if you have noticed a silver People parked somewhere for a month in West Asheville MOST LIKELY, or if you recovered the jacket/backpack - one of which has a black iPod in it.

Thanks.

Need ride to DC, baltimore, or Philly, Dec 5 or so

I have a valid drivers licence, and gas money. Also, I'm a nice guy.

Cain & Annabelle seeks DRUMS, BASS, and PEDEL STEEL to TRAVEL

We are an alt. folk duo who needs a drummer, bassist, and pedal steel/lead guitarist who is willing to tour. We toured extensively as a duo over the summer and had a very good response. Now, we would love to expand to a full band. We are currently booking for the spring/summer 2010. We are two very dedicated and hard working people who want a serious career in music. To listen to our music visit www.myspace.com/cainandannabelle. Our sound has changed slightly since these recordings and we have (attention all drummers) a lot more upbeat songs than are posted on the myspace page. We like to experiment with different sounds and tempos, different harmonies and instrumentation. Want more band mates so we can broaden our sound. So if you are a drummer, a bassist, a steel player, or guitar player who can hit the road with us, give us a shout!

Driving to St.Augustine,Fl.12-1-09 (Asheville,NC)

Driving to st.augustine,fl. on 12-1-09. will have extra room......

WANTED 55 gal aquarium, pref. screen top, can trade 30 gal (asheville)

Hello,

I have two ball pythons who have outgrown their 30 gallon tank. I am looking for someone who would like to TRADE A 55 GALLON FOR A 30 GALLON (I am willing to pay to compensate for the difference). A trade would be best as I will have no use for the smaller aquarium, but if someone has a 55 gallon, preferably with a SCREEN TOP, I would love to purchase a used one rather than buy new. The aqarium does not have to be water-tight. Please email me if you can help me out!

I need somewhere to deer hunt this year - free only (Asheville area)

I have hunted for 20 years, but have just moved to the area this month. Does anyone know where I could deer hunt for free around here? Thanks

black lab puppy (east asheville)

Henry is 2 1/2 months old, lovable and playful. Already mostly housebroken so it should be easy once he's old enough to hold it every time. He'll curl up at your feet or in your lap if you invite him up. Really sweet dog who needs attention and play and outside time. If interested please call 828-606-3460. No e-mails please.

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austrailian shepherd needs forever home ASAP (asheville/weaverville)

Hayleigh needs a new home and ASAP! She is a great dog and I have had her since she was a puppy and love her very much, but unfortunately with my work schedule and class schedule and new living arrangements I can't keep her anymore. She is 1 1/2 years old and is an austrailian shepherd. She is a good dog that has always been an outside dog but could be an indoor/outdoor dog with some training, but the best home for her would be a fenced in yard for her to play and run and somwhere with people that will give her lots of attention and spend time with her like she needs because she is a high energy dog!
If interested please e-mail me.

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New to the area? Looking to meet some new friends? Want to share a hobbie or learn something new? Looking for fun people.... Log on to www.meetup.com/Ladies-Fun-de-jour
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ASHEVILLE TO MIAMI A.S.A.P??? (SWANANOA)

I am stuck at warren wilson college. I need a ride to miami. I can help with the cost of gas and food. Please email me if your heading that way (or anywhere close). Thank you.

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