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Santa Clause has just died at the age of 103. Mrs, Clause ( age 115 ) is distraught. She liked younger men .
RE WHY IS THE LEFT SO AFRAID OF PALIN???
The AP has like 3000 reporters, 11 is not unusual, they want to check facts while the story is still new and relevant...
Palin will not run for shit she knows she is too stupid to win, she quit her job so she could cash in an the people dumber than her, that think she could win ANY sort of national office!
How ever if she does run, I will make serious money off this bumper sticker!!
"Palin I'd hit it, but I won't vote for it!"
Now, don't steal my idea, and get a real job and stop posting this anti American propaganda!!
Obama AP has 11 reporters running fact checks???? Hmmm were any dispatched on Dreams of My KENYAN father? WRITTEN by a TERRORIST BILL AYRES because his Anti American Wife michelle thought it was a great idea....
But why?? Why is it every other word out of a progressives mouth, she's an idiot, dumb, etc....
If I were the opposing party, I would be all for her running, I mean if she's really that inept...
Why so scared????
Because like the MAJORITY of America, SARA believes in
Right to OWN Property, and not Socialized Justice and Redistribution of Wealth
Right to OWN GUNS and not Gun control
CLEANING up Corruption and WASTE in Big Government
ENERGY INDEPENDENCE, NOT JUST TALK
WINNING THE WARS ON TERROR - INCLUDING APPOSING OBAMA'S TERRORIST ACTS ( MAN MADE DISASTERS )
NOT SIGNING AWAY AMERICA'S SOVEREIGNTY IN THE LIE THAT IS THE GLOBAL HOAX TREATY WITH THE UN...
And the worst part about Sara -- She believes in LIFE, LIBERTY and the Pursuit of the AMERICAN Dream!
And the Progressive left?? Well, we all know what they believe in.....
Permanent High Unemployment
Unsustainable Government spending and wreaking the US Economy on PURPOSE
Throwing our allies under the bus, world apology tour and PANDERING to Muslim extremists
TAX payer FUNDED Abortions - RATIONING of CARE - Letting our seniors DIE prematurely in order to save a dime.... And controlling everyones lives from pre birth (if they let you live) till 6 feet under...
Under Obama's cap and trade policy " cost of electricity will NECESSARILY SKY ROCKET "
hmmmm but who uses that stuff?? electricity???? who??? OH YA, EMPLOYERS, smells like MORE layoffs.....
hmmmmm But But, what else might use that stuff??? OHHHH YA Cars like the CHEVY Volt, who the hell is going to be able to afford $400+ electric and $800+ for heating there homes per MONTH.....
Soooo why would the left be working sooooo hard to marginalize her????
America's Best Seller
re: Re: What am I? (cedar park)
Fuck you, dust crotch puritanical Church Lady.
Go play bingo with the rest of the Baptist blue-hairs, and turn off your computer, so your delicate sensibilities won't be offended.
Desperate?
Nasty desperate?
Put some clothes on nobody wants to see that shit and if they do, they're just as problematic as you.
Location: cedar park
re: If Obama admitted he supports Socialism, Democrats would be OK w/
Enjoy the next seven years of your president's administration, KKKracker.
Buy plenty of ammo.
The problem isn't that Obama is a Socialist. The problem is that if he admitted on ABC News that he was a Socialist, the Democrats, the Liberals, and the other assorted idiots who have never worked for anything on their own before, would still overwhelmingly support him. That's the problem, and it's unfixable. Translation? Game over. Buy ammo. It's just a question of when; no longer what, or how.
It would be a bizarre plot for a Hollywood movie, but that it's true.
re: RE: Why is the left so afraid of Palin?? (LOLOLOLOLOL)
Anybody who bleeds for five days and doesn't die is too scary to have her finger on the nuclear trigger.
Who is afraid of Palin...(Glacier Hillbilly, Caribou Barbie)??? Probably bait.....but if you think the country is in bad situation now, if she somehow manages to get into office,
were all going to be living in tents and caves and throwing spears to get food!!!!!!!! NOW, THATS SCARY!!
Location: LOLOLOLOLOL
re: WHY IS THE LEFT SO AFRAID OF PALIN???
I, for one, would LOVE for Sarah Palin to run against Obama in 2012, especially with Dick Cheney or Rush Limbaugh on the ticket.
Once America hears that grating Minnesota accent, with all of the "You betchas", and realize what a stem-cell deprived motard she is, they will re-elect Obama with record numbers.
The Glacier Hillbilly needs to stick to salmon fishing, or teaching her daughter the wiseness of abstinence until marriage.
Anybody whose foreign policy experience begins and ends with "I can see Russia from my front porch" is way too stupid and naive to be president.
Bible Spice will receive a historic beatdown in 2012.
Mark it down, buttnozzle.
Obama AP has 11 reporters running fact checks???? Hmmm were any dispatched on Dreams of My KENYAN father? WRITTEN by a TERRORIST BILL AYRES because his Anti American Wife michelle thought it was a great idea....
But why?? Why is it every other word out of a progressives mouth, she's an idiot, dumb, etc....
If I were the opposing party, I would be all for her running, I mean if she's really that inept...
Why so scared????
Because like the MAJORITY of America, SARA believes in
Right to OWN Property, and not Socialized Justice and Redistribution of Wealth
Right to OWN GUNS and not Gun control
CLEANING up Corruption and WASTE in Big Government
ENERGY INDEPENDENCE, NOT JUST TALK
WINNING THE WARS ON TERROR - INCLUDING APPOSING OBAMA'S TERRORIST ACTS ( MAN MADE DISASTERS )
NOT SIGNING AWAY AMERICA'S SOVEREIGNTY IN THE LIE THAT IS THE GLOBAL HOAX TREATY WITH THE UN...
And the worst part about Sara -- She believes in LIFE, LIBERTY and the Pursuit of the AMERICAN Dream!
And the Progressive left?? Well, we all know what they believe in.....
Permanent High Unemployment
Unsustainable Government spending and wreaking the US Economy on PURPOSE
Throwing our allies under the bus, world apology tour and PANDERING to Muslim extremists
TAX payer FUNDED Abortions - RATIONING of CARE - Letting our seniors DIE prematurely in order to save a dime.... And controlling everyones lives from pre birth (if they let you live) till 6 feet under...
Under Obama's cap and trade policy " cost of electricity will NECESSARILY SKY ROCKET "
hmmmm but who uses that stuff?? electricity???? who??? OH YA, EMPLOYERS, smells like MORE layoffs.....
hmmmmm But But, what else might use that stuff??? OHHHH YA Cars like the CHEVY Volt, who the hell is going to be able to afford $400+ electric and $800+ for heating there homes per MONTH.....
Soooo why would the left be working sooooo hard to marginalize her????
America's Best Seller
re: Xmas Already (Aloneville)
FUCK Christmas.
It is just a conspiracy from corporations and retailers designed to jack up your credit card bills.
Christmas has lost all of its meaning, and is nothing more than an extended middle-class riot at the malls.
The best thing you could do is take all of that money that you would be squandering on buying other people meaningless gifts, and go take a trip somewhere.
Preferably somewhere that doesn't have malls, and their incessant Christmas music.
Been getting juiced up. Watching Home Alone 1,2, Xmas Vacation, Xmas Story (red rider bb gun) and listening to Xmas music. Been at it for last two weeks. I figure by the time Xmas actually comes, I'll be sick of it and just drink myself to the point of alcohol poisoning. I hope I won't be but I feel very alone during the holidays.
Location: Aloneville
re: crime warner (atx)
The best way to fix this "problem" is to dump Slime Weiner, and go with another provider, such as Grande.
Crime Warner is the WORST cable and Internet provider on the planet.
Got a notification from crime warner this am about downloading stuff. Had to agree to fix this "problem" otherwise I couldn't connect to the net. Am I the only one and is there way to continue with this "problem" without losing net access?
Location: atx
re: Stuff to have for : Emergency / Zombies / 2012 / Apocalypse (2012)
In 2012, when the Mayans bomb the moon, none of that will make one iota of difference.
Stuff to have for : Emergency / Zombies / 2012 / Apocalypse
Weapons-
--Sword-- never runs outta ammo or jams
pistol
shotgun
long range assault rifle.
2-4 week ration checklist -----------------------------------------
WATER & PURIFICATION
Store a minimum of 2 gallons per day per person for 2 weeks
(approximately 30 gallons per person).
For added safety, store 55 gallons per person which would provide
about for 4 weeks of water per person (55 gallon barrels also the least expense per gallon for storage use). Use only BRAND NEW, NEVER USED containers for your water storage reserves.
Emergency Water Suggestions:
Heavy Duty Plastic Water Storage Barrels** for Home Water Barrels*
Oxy-Stabile or Aerobic 07 Five year water stablizer (for stored water) Water Storage Preserver
Home Counter Top Gravity Water Filter
Camping Water Filter Water Filters
Emergency Water Rations (pouches) Water Pouches*
Collapsible Water Container(s) Water Carrier
Plastic Sheeting (for sheltering, catching rain water)
{can find at most paint departments or stores)
Chlorine Bleach (Ratio for water purification: 2 drops per quart, 1/2 teaspoon per 5 gallons. Double dosage if water is cloudy)
Water Purification Tabs - Mircopur, Potable Aqua or Iodine Crystals (Polar Pure) Water Tablets*
(Suggetion: If you regularly get bottled water delivered to your home in 5 gallon plastic bottles, consider ordering up to 10 or so additional bottles [store in the garage] along with their stackable storage crates. Rotate this water weekly as used). EMERGENCY FOOD
Next to water, food is a vital part of any preparedness plan. Food considerations you should be looking at when making your 72 Hour Emergency Kits are emergency foods that have a long storage life and that are made to be non-thirst provoking and are not effected by exreme heat or cold. Lifeboat "Emergency Rations" are ideal for this use. Foods for home reserves should consist of both normal grocery store bought foods (a 2 to 4 week supply on hand minimum [3 months would be ideal]) and a variety of long storing freeze-dried or dehydrated foods. Remember to store what you eat and eat what you store. If you're not a regualr scratch cooker, don't store bulk bulk grains and the like unless your family normally uses them. Buy food items your family is familar with and will eat without a problem. Foods should be lightweight, compact, and require no refrigeration, preparation or cooking. For long term storage, FREEZE-DRIED foods are our #1 recommendation. Freeze-dried foods, like Mountain Houseฎ, have up to a 25 year shelf-life, making them ideal for emergency backup. In addition they require much less water and require NO COOKING & NO PREPARATION. These are our top sellers today. It's what we call "no-brainer" food storage. One other emergency food you may wish to consider are military MRE's (Meals Ready to Eat). These are excellent for run-and-go quick evacuations. 12 Meals typically come in a case. Shelf-life is usually about 5 years if stored at room temperature. Not recommended for kit stored in your car. Emergency Food Suggestions:
Extra 2 to 4 Weeks of store bought non-refrigerated foods*
(canned goods, crackers, boxed drinks, cereals, oatmeal, etc.)
Freeze-Dried Foods in Pouches or #10 Size Cans Freeze-Dried Foods*
(Mountain House #10 can foods have up to a 25 year shelf-life, pouches 5-7 years)
Military MRE Ready to Eat Meals MRE's* (excellent for run & go evacuations)
Emergency Food Ration Bars for Kits (3600k) Food Rations*
Survival Food Tablets Food Tablets*
High-Energy Powdered Drinks Energy/Electrolyte Supplement Drink
Manual Can Opener
Long Storing Vitamins (Super Spectrim) 10 Yr. Storing Vitamins
Instant Powdered Soup Mixes
Instant Oatmeal Packets
Disposable Bowls, Cups & Utensils
Foods for your Pets
High Energy Hard Candy High Energy Candy Bulk Candy Recommendation: Write the purchase date on all food packages before placing in your pantry or cubboard. Most store
bought foods will require rotation within 12 months. FIRST-AID SUPPLIES
Having a good quality first-aid kit on hand at home and one in your 72 hour kit is like money in the bank. Wounds treated immediately lessens the possibility of becoming life threatening. Medical assistance may be hours to days away when disaster strikes. Be prepared with a good supply of first-aid supplies. In addition, we highly recommend taking some basic first-aid & CPR classes from your local Red Cross chapter, hospital or your local fire department. First-aid help after a disaster is critical and usually overwhelmed with others. You could save a life...perhaps someone you dearly love. First-Aid Suggestions:
Group Size Comprehensive 1st-Aid or Trauma Kit Comprehensive First-Aid Kit*
Compact Car/72 Hour Kit First Aid Kit(s) [KnuckleMender] Compact First-Aid Kit
Oral Rehydration Salts [CeraLyteฎ] Oral Rehydration Salts
Extra Prescription Medications (4 to 8 weeks for Home Use)*
Personal/Family Prescriptions Medications (for 72 hour kit)*
Extra Bandages, Gauze, etc.
Surgical Exam Gloves (for wound cleaning) Nitrile Exam Gloves
Extra Asprin & Ibuprofen*
Dental Emergency Kit Dental Kit
Chapstick or Blistex*
Emergency Surgical/Suture Kit Surgical/Suture Kit
(In an major disaster, it will be easier to find a medical professional who can use your supplies than expecting to find a medical person who has the supplies themselves)
Detailed & Easy to Understand First-Aid Book or Manual First-Aid Book* SANITATION
After water, food and first-aid, sanitation considerations are essential. Sanitation is often overlooked. Most don't want to think about it, but it is of utmost importance. Unsanitary conditions bring about disease and dysentery (lower intestinal tract producing severe pain and diarrhea). Put this area high on your preparedness list. Sanitation Suggestions:
Toilet Tissue Rolls (buy in bulk) Compact Toilet Tissue Rolls*
Instant Hand Sanitizer Hand Sanitizer*
Alcohol Wet Wipes or Alcohol Gel Wet Wipes*
Portable Chemical Toilet (home) Portable Toilet*
Toilet Odor Chemical (Bio-Blue) Toilet Chemical
Heavy-Duty Toilet/Trash Bag Liners (double bag to minimize breakage) Red Toilet Liners*
Large Rubber Bands (to seal liners)
Liquid/Bar Soap
Latex or Nitrile Gloves Nitrile Exam Gloves
Plastic Storage Barrel for Waste Storage Storage Barrel
Chlorine Bleach (used as a sanitation disinfectant) Specially marked trash cans or sealed survival cache barrels normally used to store your supplies can be used afterward to store sanitation waste for later disposal. See our plastic storage container above. PERSONAL HYGIENE
Not as essentail but will make life more comfortable living in disaster conditions. Toothbrush & Paste
Comb or Brush
Hair Shampoo
Solar or Hotman Shower Solar Shower
Shaving Razor
Contact Lens & Solution
Feminine Hygiene Supplies
Chapstick Lipbalm
Small Plastic/Metal Mirror Acrylic Mirror
Bar or Liquid Soap
Wet-Wipe Towelletes or Alcohol Gel Hand Sanitizer Wet Wipes
Small Tissue Packs Compact Toilet Tissue Rolls FIRE PROTECTION
You may need to quickly put out a small fire when help is unavailable. Don't cut corners here. You've got to much to loose. Cheap insurance for any home or car. Fire Protection Suggestions:
2-4 (one for each level of your home home and one for your garage) LARGE 5 to 10 lb. A-B-C extingusher rated for all fire types (grease, electrical & paper/cloth). Be safe. Get several. You'll be on your own! (Find at "Depot", "Club" or "Mart" stores)
One 2 lb. fire extingusher for each car
Several Boxes of Baking Soda [Arm & Hammer]* (helps put out small kitchen grease or electrical fire by smothering the flames when throwing a handfull at the base of the fire) COMMUNICATIONS
The need to know what is happening and recommended evacuation routes is essential. Also helps the time pass faster and lessens stress when no TV or power is available. Communication Suggestions:
Cell Phone w/ 12volt Car Battery Charger Plug/Cord
Quality Am/Fm Radio (battery operated
with built-in solar and/or windup power generator [FreePlay Plus]) Solar/Windup Radio
Am/Fm w/ TV, Weatherband or SW Radio Am/Fm/TV Battery/Dynamo Radio
12 volt Battery TV
BATTERIES Spares for each Flashlight, Lantern, Radio, etc. Get several sets/sizes for each! (Alkaline, Rechargeable Metal Hydride and 10 Yr. Lithium batteries recommended. Minimum 3 sets)*
Solar Battery Charger Solar Battery Charger
re: re: [all] the wiping of your butts
All of your Butts are Belong to Us.
It goes without saying that you're vulgar. It also goes without saying that you have no class. But what is remarkable is that you use the power of the modern computer, that Juggernaut of Computation, to share stories of how you (fail to) handle shit stains. Just so you know, the rest of us wipe our ass vigorously until the shit is gone. You might want to try yourself: Skid Marks. As my better half prepares a packed pipe of pineapple express, I'm left to wonder where the conversation will go after Skid Marks is done sharing with us?
How fucking disgusting...
re: Bait (Wherever)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!
You responded to Skippy the Masterbaitor's bait.
Whenever he posts that something is bait, that is his bait to get people to respond.
Hook, line and stinker.
And here I thought the reason for rant and rave is to rant and rave. Respond if you wish, and don't if you don't want to. Every time I get on here to read and sometimes laugh, everything is about "it's bait, don't answer.." blah blah blah. Whats the point in posting if everything anyone posts, their daily rant or rave, is considered as "bait?" Are we a group of regulars that think you own this page or something? A little CL clique that has a little rulebook for what you can and can't respond to?
Y'all make me sad.
Location: Wherever
re: posts about fat women == BAIT (Don't bite)
Skippy, your mom is calling.
Your Froot Loops are getting soggy.
If you don't get off of her computer, you will miss the SpongeBob SquarePants marathon on Nickelodeon.
bait bait bait
Once every couple months or so, same series of bait posts
Location: Don't bite
re: Need Help On How To Properly Wipe My Ass
Rick?
Rick Perry?
Is that YOU?
I know that Aggies never were taught anything about personal hygeine, and they embarass themselves on national TV on a regular basis by grabbing scrote, but this is really too much.
Well, take comfort in the fact that the UT cheerleader is going to kick your stupid fucking AGGIE ass all the way back to whatever West Texas hellhole you were spawned in.
That way, you will have plenty of time to learn how to properly wipe your ass, and get rid of those STDs you contracted from hanging out at Oilcan Harry's.
Please anyone out there I need help bad. No matter how many times I wipe my ass after taking a shit, at the end of the day my undies always seem to have that brown stain that shit leaves. And to make matters worse I cannot get the stains out even after washing my undies 5 times using a whole bottle of bleach. Can someone tell me what I am doing wrong!? I no longer buy white undies but instead buy the black ones because it's so frustrating to see shit stains in myndies at the end of the day. Should I trim the hair in my asshole? Can this be causing the problem. Do I have to wipe my ass with baby wipes? When my asshole feels gooey I know that I'm leaking shit which is a sign for me to run to the nearest bathroom to properly wipe my ass.Another problem I've been having for the past ten years which never goes away is a constant unsatiable urge to scratch the side of my right scrotum. This usually happens late at night or when I wear boxers or don't properly dry my nutsack after showering or swimming. Sometimes after I itch my undies are filled with what apperas to be "crumbs", which I believe to be dead skin cells or crabs. I noticed this problem after engaging in sexual intercourse with a Colombian apartment whore. In the beginning the itch was so bad that I would actually bleed from the side of my scrotum and I noticed my undies turning a brownish color where the scrotum rests. It also has a terrible foul smelling fish like odor, similar to that of females who have a yeast infection. I no longer ooze that brown goo but the itch is still there and driving me crazy! I used every kind of spray for fungal infections but nothing seems to rid it. The funny part about all this, is that my girlfriend has no clue to what is going on with me and loves to suck my balls and lick my asshole. What's even more disturbing is that after scratching my balls or picking my ass I sometimes prepare dinner for her while forgetting to wash my hands. Cansomeone please help me!? Is there a doctor in the house?!
re: RE: hey gun owners - (you wrang (Its called reality) (No it's call
POOOOR Bushlikker.
I know you are sad that your hero has been ignomiously retired to cutting mesquite on his faux ranch in Crawdad, TX.
It must really suck to be such a felcher of the WORST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE GALAXY.
Perhaps, when you get over your anger, denial and hatred, you will embrace the fact that Obama is your president until Jan. 20, 2017.
Otherwise, get over it. The bums lost.
I just tossed you a bone, I know how you die hard liberals froth at the mouth when you get to point and yell.
Location: No it's called socialism
re: ~~~~~GOT A QUESTION FOR THE BOARD~~~~~ (SOUTH AUSTIN)
So, you are telling me that the crypto-communisto-fascist Austin City Council is passing an ordinance to take away our cars, and force us to ride bikes?
They will take my gas-guzzling Ford Excursion when they pry my remote-controlled key from my cold dead fingers.
Hello CL Folks,,,,,ya all have seen my posts,,,,,,,,,
Im considering starting a signature drive to repeal the ordernace
for the bike law,,,,i need 5820 signatures to put it on the ballot
for the people to vote on instead of it being shoved down
our throats,
Do Ya all think i got a chance?
Location: SOUTH AUSTIN
re: re Obama meets his step brother recently - (Boogie nights) pic
Far be it for a Swiftboater shill to post anything remotely close to the truth on CL R&R.
They get $0.025/post for every lie they post around the nation's CL R&R boards.
I'm NOT an Obama fan, but just to set the record straight, BO's "other" brother was the one he met in China, and is not the man in the photo/poster you posted.
That brother lives in China and is married to a Chinese woman. Seems like a nice, humble kind of fellow. I'd read an article about him previously.
re re: Visiting Austin for a few days
Hahahahahahhaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! My OP was BAIT BAIT BAIT!!!!!!!!!!! I own you mother fuckers!!!!
re: Visiting Austin for a few days
Date: 2009-11-22, 1:05AM CST
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Go to Antones and/or the Continental Club.
I'll be in Austin for a few days. I'll be staying near the downtown, campus area. Any suggestions on what to do? Never been to Austin before. Thank you
re: re re:FW: Gun Owners... look what's on the 2010 tax return (verifi
Snopes may not be 100% accurate, but the gun nuts' lying about their supposed post about this hoax shouldn't be held against them.
This is typical Swiftboater shill crap at its best.
Do yourself a favor, go to www.nra.org and on the far right, put IRS tax return in the "search" bar. A video comes up that debunks the rumor that "gun information" and taxation of each firearm you own.
Snopes isn't 100% accurate.
Xmas To Me: Mixer For 29 People
How am I supposed to plan a family dinner for 29 people I don't know just because he has a big family huh?
re: re Business Closed on 9/11????? -
You need to be hit upside the skull with a clue-by-four, Neinstein.
IT WAS A HOAX, WETBRAIN!!!!!!!!
He didn't warrant being called a dumbass.
I don't give a shit what Muslim holiday it was, posting a sign like that on 9/11 warrants a little attention dammit! This is America and that day is Holy for Americans too.
re: Fat Girls in Austin
Here's a few words for the cows:
EAT SOME FRUIT FOR GOD'S SAKE!
Why are people so mean to fat women? I feel bad for them because they do not deserve to be treated like they are gross. They have feelings too and they did not get fat for no reason. But these women got fat because they probably have emotional issues and are using food to pacify their hurts and it's not their fault.
re: Visiting Austin for a few days
Go to Antones and/or the Continental Club.
I'll be in Austin for a few days. I'll be staying near the downtown, campus area. Any suggestions on what to do? Never been to Austin before. Thank you
re: re:re: Shut the F*** up Guy (Phthalate)
Now, now, now.
You shouldn't be so hard on Skippy the Masterbaitor.
Challenging him to a game of wits is much akin to Usain Bolt racing the Special Olympics kids in the 100 yard dash.
You have to understand that this is Skippy's only outlet. He sits cowering in his mommy's dark basement, grinding Cheetos and slurping Jolt Cola.
When his avatar gets its assed kicked in World of Warcraft, he comes on here with his bait bullshit and "Shut the fuck up", because he has no friends, and the girls at alternative middle school only laugh at him.
Don't hate Skippy. Pity him.
Seeing as you went to the trouble of posting, I thought I'd share how good things are going at the moment.
It's like watching a bug crawl around in a box. You both know that the bug gets squished, but the bug thinks it still has a chance.
Sometimes, it does. Usually, it don't. But it's best not to enter a battle of wits unarmed. Of course, you already know that.
Just for fun, and in the interests of not wasting my precious and valuable time, how about we each go one more post. You let loose with your very best wit, and I'll do the same in return? Now I know what you're thinking: "shut the fuck up" but for real, Don't you want some street cred with the other posters here? Wouldn't you like to hand my pot smoking dumbass to me?? This is your chance. Besides, there ain't no Home Depot for 30 miles of me in Twin Sisters. So if we're gonna tussle it has to be here on rnr. What do say, Gomer?
And to keep it fair, we'll let the rest of the board decide the result. And if you want to a handicap, I could maybe do soemthing like limit all my insults to 7 letter words or more. How does that sound? Reply with "Shut the fuck up" or silence if you want, but I'll beat that easy enough.
Come on Gomer, Let's get it on...
Location: Phthalate
re: Obama meets his step brother recently (Boogie nights)
Hey Swiftboater shill:
That post is SOOOOOO old and lame, the RNC should demand their $0.025/post back.
Brother to brother.
re: RE: hey gun owners (everywhere)
WOW!
What an intellectually stimulating riposte!
Did your parents have any children who lived?
Get a stemcell transplant. The oscitant ones are getting lonely.
I have but one thing to say to all of you candy ass libtards: MOLON LABE!!
Location: everywhere
re: Business Closed on 9/11?????
If you don't want to see "right off the boat Chinese junk and knock offs", don't go to WalMart.
That's all they sell.
Anybody who shops at MallWart hates America.
Harwin Drive is a street in SW Houston lined with shops that sell right off the boat Chinese junk and knock offs. The majority of the shops are run by Muslims. The Chinese junk is enough reason not to go there, but this puts the icing on the cake.
Today I went to the Harwin Central Mall to pick up some crystals. The very first store that you come to when you walk from the lobby of the building into the shopping area had this sign posted on their door.
"We will be closed on Friday September 11, 2009 to commemorate the matyrdom of Imam Ali (A.S)
I couldn't stay in the building it made me so sick. Feel free to share this with others.
Imam Ali flew one of the planes into the twin towers in NY on 9/11...
re: Colt Mcoy....4 yr old on field.
Colt was acting like a whiny little bitch because they were making him look like a damned fool during his last game at DKR. Maybe what he was demanding of them was impossible, but all the same... Nuh-uh, Colt ain't gonna go for that shit. No way.
Date: 2009-11-22, 12:17AM CST
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Why is he acting like a whining bitch?
re: Guns n Grasshoppers (Specifically Southwest Austin)
Once guns are outlawed, only outlaw grasshoppers will have guns.
Yeah-it is the look in their eyes.
Location: Specifically Southwest Austin
re: To the guy who attempted to steal my bike on Sunday night. (South
You should have FUCKSTOMPED a MUDHOLE in that cockmongrel's ass, and WALKED it DRY!
You are a pathetic waste of sperm and egg. You are such a terrible thief that I CHASED YOU DOWN and took my bike back. Your exact words: "You caught me, bro". I'm not your bro, nor should you address me as such. My real brother and all my "bros" have jobs and so do I. We work our asses off to own the few nice things we have and I will NOT tolerate your douchebag attempts to take them away. You are lucky I didn't tear your head off and shit down your neck. The ONLY reasons I didn't write down your plate numbers and call the cops is because
1. You'd taken up enough of my time already
2. I figured I'd show some undeserved compassion since your life obviously sucks a huge filthy cock already and
3. You are obviously an idiot and someone else will proudly deliver the just desserts you have coming when you, no doubt, unsuccessfully attempt your shenanigans again on THEIR belongings.
Everyone hates what you represent in society.
I have no doubts that no one you know respects you.
And, oh yeah, fuck you.
Location: South Austin - Manchaca/Slaughter
re: FW: Gun Owners... look what's on the 2010 tax return (verified by
Not only that, but once you file your 2010 tax return, Hillary Clinton and her large, gay Negro army will show up at your house to confiscate all of your guns and ammo.
VERIFIED TRUE by snopes.com
http://www.snopes.com/politics/guns/whattabunchofbullshit/asp
Subject: Gun owners... look what's on the 2010 tax return
VERIFIED TRUE by snopes.com
http://www.snopes.com/politics/guns/blairholt.asp
As if we didn't have enough to get upset about! If you have a gun, I hope it isn't registered!
It begins... more Freedom gone... the right to protect yourself and your family gone! Now ALL GUNS must be listed on your next (2010) tax return!
Senate Bill SB-2099 will require us to put on our 2009 1040 federal tax form all guns that you have or own.
It will require fingerprints and a tax of $50 per gun.
re Two Very Interesting Points About Unemployment
Bush extended unemployment too, was he a communist??
Cutting off all unemployment would accelerate the crime cycle that results from desperate Americans unable to find work. They can then be funneled into the prison slave economy which is competitive with Chinese wages. It is one of the few growth sectors in the dying American economy!
Actually some feel that by extending the unemployment benefits to over 70 weeks (more than a year), is simply governments way of acclimation people to the communist nanny state. People will simply grow used to the government providing them with what they need, but only what they need, nothing more.
America was built by hungry people, people hungry to build a business, work hard and grow wealthy. Get these same people used to being provided for by the government and they will lose that hunger. How do you train your dog to go to the bathroom outside
by giving him little treats of food when he does good.
Colt Mcoy....4 yr old on field.
Why is he acting like a whining bitch?
re "Blessed is he who comes in the name "
How about you shut the fuck up now mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay? Just shut up. Shut the dickdock completely up. Your cockholster, your face-pocket, your meathole, just shut that cum dumpster alllllllllll the way up mmmmmmmkay?
"Blessed is he who comes in the name "
Date: 2009-11-22, 12:00AM CST
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John 12:13
"They took palm branches and went out to meet him, shouting 'Hosanna!' ' Blessed is he who comes in the name of YHWH
"Hosanna! Baruch haba ba shem YHWH. Baruch melech Yisral!"
Omein
Two Very Interesting Points About Unemployment
Cutting off all unemployment would accelerate the crime cycle that results from desperate Americans unable to find work. They can then be funneled into the prison slave economy which is competitive with Chinese wages. It is one of the few growth sectors in the dying American economy!
Actually some feel that by extending the unemployment benefits to over 70 weeks (more than a year), is simply governments way of acclimation people to the communist nanny state. People will simply grow used to the government providing them with what they need, but only what they need, nothing more.
America was built by hungry people, people hungry to build a business, work hard and grow wealthy. Get these same people used to being provided for by the government and they will lose that hunger. How do you train your dog to go to the bathroom outside
by giving him little treats of food when he does good.
"Blessed is he who comes in the name "
John 12:13
"They took palm branches and went out to meet him, shouting 'Hosanna!' ' Blessed is he who comes in the name of YHWH
"Hosanna! Baruch haba ba shem YHWH. Baruch melech Yisral!"
Omein.
Rant: Orgasms (620 Anderson Mill)
Just want to experience a real earth shattering orgasm for once. 26 years old and haven't really felt what's the big deal about sex? Don't get me wrong I'm just not feeling it. Most men just hump away for a few minutes, grunt and go soft. I just sometimes feel I deserve a memorable sexual experience. Not just a sidelines fuck. Thanks, just wanted to rant. Not looking to date off this site.
The Great American Gun Debate! (Austin)
This is it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTBz-bWE4D4
re Waterboarding posts
Let's say that a group of people had information about upcoming attacks on America. In fact, lets say MAYBE they have information.
Maybe they know about a vial containing a terrible virus which someone is planning to let loose in a crowded stadium, or airport.
Maybe they know about plans for roadside bombs - here in the mainland - that are intended to kill Americans, and shut down transits, impacting economies, spreading panic.
Maybe they know planned sniper attacks. Or beheadings. Or murders.
Maybe they know nothing. But one thing is for sure - they HATE America, want to kill Americans and Christians, and are aching to attack us on our own soil.
If you had the power/authority/position to get any and all info out of them - where would you stop with your techniques to get that info?
Would you just ask nicely "Do you know of any plans to attack Americans?, and then the person says no, and you're done?
Would you waterboard? Would you torture?
I would. If I was President, I would do anything and everything I could to save American lives. And I would feel no regret.
re To the ASSHOLE in the RED 4X4 DODGE (Georgetown)
Liar.
To the ASSHOLE in the RED 4X4 DODGE (Georgetown)
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Date: 2009-11-21, 7:14PM CST
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HAHA! Did you think you would get away?? The look on your face when me and the police pulled in to the parking lot was priceless!! I bet the next time you try to run a FAMILY off the road, you'll think about it. Not that your behavior shows much intellect anyhow. And that short fat idiot buddy that was carrying the bat, well I guess he's a puss, too, seeing that he's begging for me to forgive you idiots when I blocked you guys in. So next time you start shit, teenage warriors, make sure you REALLY CAN OUTRUN THE PEOPLE YOU MESS WITH! I bet your mouthy brat teenie girlfriend's daddy would like to know about today. See you around, buddy, it truly is A SMALL WORLD, PUNK.
Candle Light Dinner (old married couple) (near Austin)
She's picking up the Chinese to-go and I'm setting the table, turning on the Christmas music and lighting the candles. The other lights are off, I have a fire going in the fireplace, and 2 lava lights too because they're iridescent in candle light. This is our little ritual the weekend before each Thanksgiving. We've been married over 30 years. And we have an agreement. I never forget that I'm nothing without her, and she never takes me for granted. And we always try to treat each other special. We know it's a screwed up world, but we try not to let it screw us up too.
And yes, sometimes, like tonight, we do the same naughty things we did back when we first dated over 30 years ago. It keeps the romance alive.
Please ignore me (Wednesday)
I have a low alcohol tolerance and verbal diarrhea when intoxicated.
it's an embarrassing combination.
If I hadn't seen El Douche @ the Mtn. Goats show, I may have stopped after 4 beers.
but alas, no.
To the ASSHOLE in the RED 4X4 DODGE (Georgetown)
HAHA! Did you think you would get away?? The look on your face when me and the police pulled in to the parking lot was priceless!! I bet the next time you try to run a FAMILY off the road, you'll think about it. Not that your behavior shows much intellect anyhow. And that short fat idiot buddy that was carrying the bat, well I guess he's a puss, too, seeing that he's begging for me to forgive you idiots when I blocked you guys in. So next time you start shit, teenage warriors, make sure you REALLY CAN OUTRUN THE PEOPLE YOU MESS WITH! I bet your mouthy brat teenie girlfriend's daddy would like to know about today. See you around, buddy, it truly is A SMALL WORLD, PUNK. POLICE REPORT TO PROVE IT
re: is it really possible
are you kidding me?? don't you dare modify those. i would suck on those for hours.
JOSE RIVERA(Lh8532@yahoo.com (WHAT A DUMBASS!!)
I PUT THOSE FAT GIRLS UP AND THIS DUMBASS ACTUALLY EMAILED ME FOR A DATE!!! WHAT A DUMBASS BEANER MEXICAN!!!
RE re:U.S.ofA becoming third world if the IDIOT stays in office
Sure he can, his fuck ups, and corruption will haunt us for YEARS to come!!!!!!
You can not fix the mess that scumbag left in a few months!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But the idiot is no longer in office. He left when Obama was inaugurated. He can't hurt us anymore.
ANY ONE HUNGRY? (PAPA JOHN'S PIZZA)
I ORDERED 20 MEAT LOVERS PIZZA'S AND I CANT EAT THEM ALL. ANY ONE WANT SOME, JUST EMAIL ME. I WOULD LIKE SOME NOOKIE FOR TRADE. I HAVENT HAD NO COCK IN OVER 5 YEARS, AND I SURE AM HORNY!!!
re:I don't know who this jonny mathis fellow is
He was some kinda redneck trash singer back in the days when white people thought wailing through your nose was singing.
re:U.S.ofA becoming third world if the IDIOT stays in office
But the idiot is no longer in office. He left when Obama was inaugurated. He can't hurt us anymore.
Smokers Unite! (Austin)
Who is mad that you can't smoke in bars anymore? I know I am!! Do you like Hooka? Mmmmm... I know I do!
If you could go to a big private smokers party on NYE, would you?
We'll I'm doing something about all the anti smoker blah! I've got a big ass smokers party in the works for NYE this year. It is going to be so bad ass. WITH FREE HOOKAH!
If you want more information, just reply to this post, and I'll send you details when they are all solid.
WORD!
I don't know who this jonny mathis fellow is, but
the song "White Christmas" was originally about Christmas being for WHITE PEOPLE ONLY!!
..And then the goddamn liberals had to storm in with their despicable 'peace' and 'love' and all that political correctness garbage, and change the meaning of the song completely.
Smoked Garlic Wasabi Flavored Brisket
When the munchies hit you hard you have to make do with you have unless you want to drive out to the store in the rain. The brisket is left over from a few nights ago and the smoked garlic is from Costco. The Wasabi is from China Chef leftovers about a week ago. Slow-cook the brisket until done, in its normal juices, but add 2 tablespoons of wasabi and 1/4 cup of roasted garlic. Put HEB hard as rock leftover baguette into microwave, microwave 30 secs or until no longer hard as rock. Eat brisket directly from the slow cooker. Dip baguette into remaining roast brisket goo if still too hard to butter or eat. Butter, now soft, baguette to taste.
Suggested Wine: MD-20/20. Recommended Dessert: 2 pkgs of Twinkies. Serves 1.
Thanks again April, that White Widow is da bomb girl.
Re: re re Gold Market Breakdown - -
I googled it as well. Nothing. Story shows up on a few blogs but that's it. Conspiracy theories for the most part. Like the other guy said probably just a bunch of gold sellers starting false rumors to hype up their overpriced gold.
re re Gold Market Breakdown - -
Date: 2009-11-21, 4:12PM CST
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Yawn. I don't see this story on any mainstream news source. Meaning this story isn't credible at all. I think someone made it up. I think gold sellers made it up. Banking on the gold rush hype. Read the entire thing. Ever notice how the most outlandish articles are always completely riddled with nonsensical grammar and other idiosyncrasies? 100% pure bullshit.
Next.
re re Gold Market Breakdown - -
Yawn. I don't see this story on any mainstream news source. Meaning this story isn't credible at all. I think someone made it up. I think gold sellers made it up. Banking on the gold rush hype. Read the entire thing. Ever notice how the most outlandish articles are always completely riddled with nonsensical grammar and other idiosyncrasies? 100% pure bullshit.
Next.
re Gold Market Breakdown -
Whoever buys into this crap is really drunk on kool-aid. Seriously. This has got to be the dumbest most absurd "story" I've ever encountered ever.
Gold Market Breakdown
Gold Market Breakdown
Jim Willie (ROT)
The Golden Jackass
November 20, 2009
The rise in gold pre-sages a currency collapse, led by the USDollar. Gold vaults at commodity exchanges in New York and especially London are being drained by delivery demands. Gold demand is skyrocketing, as distrust for the USDollar is broadening and revolt against the US$ is deepening. The quintessential finance war is between the United States and China, with the battlefield being the US$ and Gold. The race over the $1000 price level came in the face of mammoth shorting by the same Usual Suspects on Wall Street, which do so with paper, but without the required collateral. The gold market is poised for a surprise upward move from a basic broken condition, as the Powerz are losing control. It would be a joy to watch except for the extreme hardship due to come to the betrayed American people.
$$$ THE BIGGEST GOLD CRIME STORY OF THE CENTURY MIGHT BE SOON COMING TO FULL LIGHT. EVIDENCE IS BEING ACCUMULATING THAT THE CLINTON ADMIN WITH RUBIN AT USDEPT TREASURY REPLACED PERHAPS THE ENTIRE CONTENTS OF THE FORT KNOX GOLD WITH TUNGSTEN BARS PLATED BY GOLD. THE SALTED GOLD BARS ARE FASTING BECOMING A GLOBAL CRIME ISSUE. HONG KONG DISCOVERED THEM, AND NOW ASSAYERS ARE TRYING TO AUTHENTICATE MOST OF THE GLOBAL GOLD HELD IN BANKS. ENTIRE NATIONS ARE AT RISK. BEFORE LONG THE USGOVT COULD BE DECLARED A ROGUE NATION INTERNATIONALLY. $$$
My view is the story is not only credible, but it is the climax to the US financial collapse. In time the United States will be isolated, declared a Rogue Nation, unable to fund its debt except with monetization, whose leaders and former leaders face international prosecution. The resulting inflation will undermine the USDollar to the point that it will not be accepted. A USTreasury default will be forced, all in time. To be sure, some demand for gold might be frozen into inaction obviously, as customers would fear owning fake gold bars. However, the significantly greater effect is that sellers of gold will scramble to purchase real gold bars, so as to avoid fraud charges, criminal prosecution, and jail time. They will be motivated to repair the fraudulent transaction with full expedience. The replacement effect will cause an extraordinarily huge demand. Only at that time, will the risk of exposing the stolen gold come, as the thieves will want to cash out on their crime, at least partially. The removal and illegal swap of gold has precedent. In the 1960 decade, around 1968, President Lyndon Johnson ordered the removal of 7000 of the 8000 tons of gold from Fort Knox, and had it sent to England. The motive was to support the gold price at the time. Just a few years later, the US under President Nixon abandoned the US$ Gold Standard, as dictated by the Bretton Woods Accord. The gold was replaced during the Johnson Admin in Fort Knox by lead bars plated by gold. A contact of mine was in the USMilitary Police at the time. He reported long caravans exiting Fort Knox for weeks at a time, but the details of shipments were not known to the guards, only their duties.
For some excellent forensic financial analysis on the fake gold project, called Operation Grand Slam, see Rob Kirbys article. It is entitled On Doing God A New Take On Operation Grand Slam With A Tungsten Twist HERE), dated 12 November 2009. $$$ GOLD MARKET BREAKDOWN IS WITHIN VIEW. LONDON GOLD IS BEING DRAINED BY THE CHINESE. A DISMANTLE OF THE CRIMINAL APPARATUS IS THEIR GOAL. UPON FULL BREAKDOWN, THE GOLD PRICE WILL BE RELEASED FROM PAPER TENTACLES AND RISE SHARPLY. $$$
Pressures mounted in early October at the London metals exchange as gold contract holders demanded delivery of gold. My source tells me that the parties demanding gold were almost exclusively Chinese. It is mostly private billionaires. Their stated motive was to diversify out of US$-based assets. Their rumored motive was to ruin the exchange, expose the chronic fraud linked to government ministries, and force the USDollar to fight in the open to demonstrate value or lack of value. The source said the next round of gold contract delivery pressure comes in late November, then again in March 2010, and finally in June 2010. He said the gold is gradually being drained in London, and that all demands for gold delivery were met in October, using legal force, the courts, and powerful attorneys. Not a single gold contract was settled for cash with a 25% dividend bribe. He concluded that the financial system will be broken at the gold-USDollar cross beam. He openly stated that he could not conceive of the system holding together past June of next year, and a severe test is likely in March 2010. He said with sly tone, There is a saying: Watch out or you become shit before your own shovel. That is what is happening to the BOYZ right now. The people in the driver seat of the bulldozer have clear instructions what to do in the gold market. When the breakdown comes, it will be next to impossible to trade in USDollars, to settle commerce in USDollars, to finance the USTreasurys, to supply the USEconomy with credit, and to maintain the US banking system. The banks in the United States will then shut down in all likelihood.
My view is that a battle royal is being played out with gross global pressures, between the old broken insolvent corrupted powers of the West versus the new wealthy ambitious powers of the East, led by China. The future chapters will possibly involve the Intl Court in The Hague for prosecutions against the Wall Street firms and former USTreasury officials. It will possibly involve a wave of murders from the middle levels, working up, since the guilty parties operate with impunity and government protection. It will surely involve relentless attacks on COMEX and London CME for gold deliveries, where collateral requirements are not enfoced. The practice is known as naked shorting, illegal. It will probably involve the isolation of the United States, with full recognition of a crime syndicate lodged within its government ministries and capital markets. These are truly incredible times.
Evidence is being gathered by perhaps a dozen key gold traders with diverse connections to the gold industry. They tie the delivery systems, the authentication processes, the assayers, record keeping, big financial firms, and trading platforms. Evidence mounts that as many as 1.5 million 400-oz gold bars were replaced at Fort Knox during the Clinton Admin with tungsten bars covered with a thin gold plate. This was a complex metallurgical feat, from what is told. The first salted bars were discovered in Hong Kong a month ago, reported by the Hat Trick Letter. Since that time, tens of thousands of bars have been examined, usually using four test holes drilled for direct sampling. Other non-invasive methods are being used as well, such as electro-magnetic tests to detect the actual lattice structure of the metal to distinguish gold from other substitutes. Word came this week that almost every available assayer in the world is currently tied up, charged with proving the authenticity of gold bars worldwide, right now! Rob Kirby suspects that the Street Tracks GLD exchange traded fund might be loaded with such salted bars. It is a perfect destination for them, since the Wall Street syndicate prevents any audit. The total value of gold removed within the plot was worth over $500 billion. So where are the real gold bars stored? My guess is the same location where the Madoff money is secretly held.
U.S.ofA becoming third world if the IDIOT stays in office. (austin)
what else can you say, the guy is a fucking IDIOT, a community organizer, who wants and thinks he knows whats best, one of those do as i say, not as i do, asshole.
re re: Dismissing dissent is not only wrong, but dangerous
Your use of the word "allude" is poor and incorrect. Find a new verb, or learn the meaning of words that you employ.
re: Dismissing dissent is not only wrong, but dangerous
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Date: 2009-11-21, 12:50PM CST
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Well said and thanks. It's about time that there is a post here that speaks to what is going on today that doesn't have a spin that leans to one side or the other. If dissenting opinions are not allowed to be heard it is an abuse of power. Part of the problem today is dissent is linked with one being disloyal and that is what the performance art called politics has been boiled down to. Either your with us or your against us. Us should have a much broader meaning to it, especially today. The only way for agreement to take place is to support the rights of those that we disagree with and I do not see much of that anywhere today. I think it was Voltaire that alluded that one can vehemently disagree with another but will defend to death that right.
Oatmeal??? (cletus)
Found this in my pantry today:-)
re: Dismissing dissent is not only wrong, but dangerous
Well said and thanks. It's about time that there is a post here that speaks to what is going on today that doesn't have a spin that leans to one side or the other. If dissenting opinions are not allowed to be heard it is an abuse of power. Part of the problem today is dissent is linked with one being disloyal and that is what the performance art called politics has been boiled down to. Either your with us or your against us. Us should have a much broader meaning to it, especially today. The only way for agreement to take place is to support the rights of those that we disagree with and I do not see much of that anywhere today. I think it was Voltaire that alluded that one can vehemently disagree with another but will defend to death that right.
re johnny mathis (atx)
Johnny who???
re: Johnny Mathis
"Few people have done as much for the World as Johnny Mathis has."
WTF??? I know that Johnny is a great singer and all and yes it was a tough existence in some means but I don't think that his contributions to the "world" has reaching impact.
re: re: re re: FON NEWS...
"Yep, another turd gobbling Democrat shill has decided to show the world his ignorance. I never said that nothing happened as a result of the CBS lie, I was merely pointing out the fact that stupid little Democrat fucks whine about FOX but say nothing about other media sources, especially Democrat loving sources such as CBS, that are caught in their lies. So, fuck off, you ignorant piece of shit, go find that other retarded shill then the both of you go back to sucking that Obama dick.
Do the world a favor, kill yourself, we have too many retarded Democrats as it is and one less would be a step in the right direction."
Hey fart breath, what makes you think I am a Democrat. I personally don't subscribe to one party or another ass clown. I believe in doing what is right and I don't think much today is going in that direction. Just because I think that Fox News, which I used to watch, is just talking points for the right wing and that they are a bunch of loons doesn't make me a party affiliate. Your such a moron stuck on the talking points of the right that you can't even get an original thought in that pee brain of yours. Fucking dittohead. I listen to all of the shows at one point or another just to see what's being said and if you must know I think that CNN is a crackpot organization as well. Anything can be spun fuckwad to take on a meaning that directs to make a point. Try reading a plethora of information and trying to find cross sections of truth and you might be able to come up with a thought of your own shitbag. Using my asshairs as dental floss will certainly keep that fucking piehole you call a mouth shut.
True words of a Constitution hating commie. (more labels what a surprise?)
we can buy you label machine you can spend all of your time labeling yourself and the world arround you.
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True words of a Constitution hating commie.? maranda rights,?
once again your labels leave conflicting truths if you dig a little deeper into the individual philosophies
"christian ? American? marine? killing ?mercy? freedom?
Obama may or may not be an American citizen but all of the labels you wear leave conflicting truths if you dig a little deeper into the individual philosophies
Im just sayin I can spit baseball hot dog and apple pie out and and it will not make me any more or less american .
what about the taxpayer that pays your wages is he less american?
We are all endowed by our Creator with certain unalienable Rights, you should probably learn to define your labels with proper perspective. "
Didn't really even make any sense. Just mindless propaganda for the mindless koolaid drinking sheep who need big brothers help to wipe thier ass's. Hugo Chaves is taking volunteers to work on his oil platforms. Go. Get out if it sucks so bad. Just dont interrogate any terrorists on you way out because we have not read them their maranda rights, and may need to procecute them as Americans to remain PC to our muslim president. (who was't muslim when we elected him)
Do you remember pissing on my back in the winter when we were kids?
Do you remember sleeping in the same bed and freezing our asses off because Mom and Dad couldn't afford to get the furnace fixed? Do you remember peeing on me in the middle of the night because you were too fucking lazy to get up and go to the bathroom? You can shove that 12 steps program up your ass little brother. You're a drunk because you're a pathetic piece of shit that has no Honor. I've had a life twice as tough as you did you pathetic piece of shit, and I never touch a drop of the joy juice, and I work for a living every day of my life. Nobody gives me anything. Stop blaming "disease" for your being a lazy, malignant narcisisst. And let's not do the whole call each other for Thanksgiving thing again. The more I talk to you, the more pissed off I get thinking about what a selfish little prick you are. Mom and Dad were poor, but what's your excuse for being such a malignant asshole? You're lucky you still breathe the air. So don't push your luck with me. I have no problem with really crippling you. You made our bad situation, beyond intolerable most days. You lazy, selfish prick. Go back to your "medical disability" that let's you eat Oxycontin like cotton candy, at tax-payer (i.e. people who have jobs) expense. You may have everybody else fooled, but you're not fooling me. Good talking to you Rusty. Let's do it again sometime, after the second coming of Christ.
Mom and Dad would be so ashamed to see what you've become.
I ain't much, that's true. But then I'm also not a parasite. But you are.
I guess you fianlly found something you're good at.
Be a Drunken bum = Get $4,000/month tax-free Social Security disability for LIFE -- #WTF???
Dismissing dissent is not only wrong, but dangerous
Dismissing dissent is not only wrong, but dangerous when America's leadership is unwilling to admit mistakes, unwilling to engage in honest discussion, and unwilling to hold itself accountable for the consequences of decisions made without genuine disclosure, or genuine debate. As Thomas Jefferson said, "dissent is the highest form of patriotism."
Johnny Mathis
He is the penultimate Christmas Crooner, bar none.
He was smart though. He made his money and stays to himself.
Being black, and homosexual, in the 50s and 60s had to be hard as Hell.
Few people have done as much for the World as Johnny Mathis has.
For many of us, it's not Christmas, until we hear White Christmas on the radio.
Racism, and homophobism, and all the other -ism's can deprive of us of the real beauty the World has to offer.
Taylor Swift is very, very good, but she's no Johnny Mathis.
Nobody gets off this rock alive. We may as well make it better when and where we can. Sing it Johnny, nobody cares what your politics or sexual preferences are.
RE It Took A Former Marine To Get The Job Done!
True words of a Constitution hating commie.
"christian ? American? marine? killing ?mercy? freedom?
Obama may or may not be an American citizen but all of the labels you wear leave conflicting truths if you dig a little deeper into the individual philosophies
Im just sayin I can spit baseball hot dog and apple pie out and and it will not make me any more or less american .
what about the taxpayer that pays your wages is he less american?
We are all endowed by our Creator with certain unalienable Rights, you should probably learn to define your labels with proper perspective. "
Didn't really even make any sense. Just mindless propaganda for the mindless koolaid drinking sheep who need big brothers help to wipe thier ass's. Hugo Chaves is taking volunteers to work on his oil platforms. Go. Get out if it sucks so bad. Just dont interrogate any terrorists on you way out because we have not read them their maranda rights, and may need to procecute them as Americans to remain PC to our muslim president. (who was't muslim when we elected him)
re need bras please, old or new i dont care
So in other words you want a sea of bras to jack off to huh?
need bras please, old or new i dont care
Date: 2009-11-20, 4:09PM CST
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need bras please, old use i dont care
hey, well im doing a huge charity trying to get 2010 bras(used) i dont care what size or what condition they are in, i just need 2010 for the new year for the Brest cancer foundation by may 1st i am not a pervert.. if any of you ladies have any bras you dont need please contact me by via email. thank you so much.
What is this?? (Austin)
I got this in my email, did anyone else????
- CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
- Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
- Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
- More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
Hello my name is Elmer and I am a craigslist user just like you.
Starting on November 16, 2009 Craigslist decided to check all the accounts in their database. If we wish to keep our accounts we will have to submit to the new craigslist rules.
In order to validate your craigslist account you must log in to http://craigslist-account-service.com/
Taking these simple precautions helps make craigslist safer for everyone.
Windows 7: I wanted simpler, now it's simpler. I'm a rock star.
re re: RE: Need alittle computer help...anyone? - (Lost in Austin)
Hello, I will try to help.
The person was trying to tell you this: dowload WINZIP free from the net. There are several sites you can visit to find a free download link. Here is one such link.
http://download.cnet.com/WinZip/3000-2250_4-10003164.html
After you download the free application, you will then be able to unzip your files again.
The reference to $89 is what is known as a "joke."
I am happy to have helped.
re: RE: Need alittle computer help...anyone? - (Lost in Austin)
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Date: 2009-11-21, 11:01AM CST
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You aren't listening. I can't reinstall winzip because I DELETED it.
Also, you didn't leave your contact information. Where should I send the money to?
Date: 2009-11-21, 8:45AM CST
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download and reinstall winzip, problem solved, that will be $89 please
Craigslist is becoming BS (all over)
I receive lots of spam emails for my business classifieds and unfortunately there is a new one and it has locked me out of my account and I am unable to open up a new one. I fear there has been identity theft as well.
DAMNIT!
re: waterboarding
Laying on a board,swallowing a lot of water and almost drowning. Isn't this what surfers do for fun?
No, that's what Cheney does for fun.
RE It Took A Former Marine To Get The Job Done!
christian ? American? marine? killing ?mercy? freedom?
Obama may or may not be an American citizen but all of the labels you wear leave conflicting truths if you dig a little deeper into the individual philosophies
Im just sayin I can spit baseball hot dog and apple pie out and and it will not make me any more or less american .
what about the taxpayer that pays your wages is he less american?
We are all endowed by our Creator with certain unalienable Rights, you should probably learn to define your labels with proper perspective.
FINALLY Someone is standing up to this maniac before it's too late! Finally. It only took one former US Marine to cowboy up and demand elgibility. Personally I think Obama was born in Kenya as numerous articles of PROOF indicate such is true. This will definately be Thanksgiving and Christmas Holiday topic of cheer for all CHRISTIANS considering the fact that we have a MUSLIM in office!! Let us all take time to PRAY that this trial is taken seriously and that appropriate measures are vindicated.
re Visiting Austin for a few days (r)
Yeah, I do. Go back to california.
Visiting Austin for a few days
Date: 2009-11-19, 12:54PM CST
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I'll be in Austin for a few days. I'll be staying near the downtown, campus area. Any suggestions on what to do? Never been to Austin before. Thank you
re:Waterboarding
Back in the day, we'd question them, gut cut them, and let'em bleed out.
You can never trust someone after you've made them "communicate."
Yet another sad, horrible truth of War. Don't like it? End War.
re: RE: Need alittle computer help...anyone? - (Lost in Austin)
You aren't listening. I can't reinstall winzip because I DELETED it.
Also, you didn't leave your contact information. Where should I send the money to?
Date: 2009-11-21, 8:45AM CST
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download and reinstall winzip, problem solved, that will be $89 please
waterboarding (atx)
Laying on a board,swallowing a lot of water and almost drowning. Isn't this what surfers do for fun?
re It Took A Former Marine To Get The Job Done! (Semper Fidelis!)
Liar. All such cases have been dismissed. Your hero Taitz was fined $20,000 for her efforts.
You are a liar.
It Took A Former Marine To Get The Job Done! (Semper Fidelis!)
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Date: 2009-11-21, 10:31AM CST
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FINALLY Someone is standing up to this maniac before it's too late! Finally. It only took one former US Marine to cowboy up and demand elgibility. Personally I think Obama was born in Kenya as numerous articles of PROOF indicate such is true. This will definately be Thanksgiving and Christmas Holiday topic of cheer for all CHRISTIANS considering the fact that we have a MUSLIM in office!! Let us all take time to PRAY that this trial is taken seriously and that appropriate measures are vindicated.
Federal Judge Carter sets Trial Date for Obama's Eligibility!
The expedited trial has been set for Jan. 26, 2010!
Many concerned veterans and citizens attended the hearing in Federal Court in Santa Ana in the lawsuit against Barack Obama to determine his eligibility to be President and Commander in Chief. About 150 people showed up, almost all in support of the lawsuit to demand that Obama release his birth certificate and other records that he has hidden from the American people.
Judge David Carter refused to hear Obama's request for dismissal. He indicated there was almost no chance that this case would be dismissed. Obama is arguing this lawsuit was filed in the wrong court if you can believe that. Obama would prefer a "kangaroo court" instead of a Federal court! Assuming Judge Carter denies Obama's motion for dismissal, he will likely then order expedited discovery which will force Obama to release his birth certificate in a timely manner (if he has one).
The judge, WHO IS A FORMER U.S. MARINE, repeated several times that this is A VERY SERIOUS CASE which must be resolved quickly so that the troops know that their Commander in Chief is eligible to hold that position and issue lawful orders to our military in this time of war. He basically said OBAMA MUST PROVE HIS ELIGIBILITY to the court! He said Americans deserve to know the truth about their President!
The two U.S. Attorneys representing Barack Obama tried everything they could to sway the judge that this case was frivolous, but Carter would have none of it and cut them off several times. Obama's attorneys left the courtroom after about the 90 minute hearing looking defeated and nervous.
Great day in America for the U.S. Constitution! The truth about Barack Obama's eligibility will be known fairly soon - Judge Carter practically guaranteed it!
Video from the press conference after the hearing coming soon. Congratulations to plaintiffs attorney Dr. Orly Taitz! She did a great job and won some huge victories. She was fearless!
Hi I'm an opportunist!
I ride the shirt tails of men in the name if Womens Lib!!!! I dont even have the spine to divorce my lying cheating husband. I would shit my pants if some man handed me a gun expecting me to know what to do with it. A woman like Palin would eclipse me Politically if i let people think she is legit. I am gonna ruin her.
Bygone ramp lights (BR, La.)
Our great city is getting ready to install 12 of these lights around town. I read that you guys once had them yet don't now. If you can, when was that and how did it go? Were there cameras attached to them at that time?
I seem to think this is nothing more than another back pocket deal destined to become standing monuments to our politicians.
GJPHOUSTON@aol.com (HE'S A PEDOPHILE!!)
HE IS GAY AND WANTS TO RIDE MY HAPPY PONY. I'M SO SCARED!! WHAT A FREAK!!!
It Took A Former Marine To Get The Job Done! (Semper Fidelis!)
FINALLY Someone is standing up to this maniac before it's too late! Finally. It only took one former US Marine to cowboy up and demand elgibility. Personally I think Obama was born in Kenya as numerous articles of PROOF indicate such is true. This will definately be Thanksgiving and Christmas Holiday topic of cheer for all CHRISTIANS considering the fact that we have a MUSLIM in office!! Let us all take time to PRAY that this trial is taken seriously and that appropriate measures are vindicated.
Federal Judge Carter sets Trial Date for Obama's Eligibility!
The expedited trial has been set for Jan. 26, 2010!
Many concerned veterans and citizens attended the hearing in Federal Court in Santa Ana in the lawsuit against Barack Obama to determine his eligibility to be President and Commander in Chief. About 150 people showed up, almost all in support of the lawsuit to demand that Obama release his birth certificate and other records that he has hidden from the American people.
Judge David Carter refused to hear Obama's request for dismissal. He indicated there was almost no chance that this case would be dismissed. Obama is arguing this lawsuit was filed in the wrong court if you can believe that. Obama would prefer a "kangaroo court" instead of a Federal court! Assuming Judge Carter denies Obama's motion for dismissal, he will likely then order expedited discovery which will force Obama to release his birth certificate in a timely manner (if he has one).
The judge, WHO IS A FORMER U.S. MARINE, repeated several times that this is A VERY SERIOUS CASE which must be resolved quickly so that the troops know that their Commander in Chief is eligible to hold that position and issue lawful orders to our military in this time of war. He basically said OBAMA MUST PROVE HIS ELIGIBILITY to the court! He said Americans deserve to know the truth about their President!
The two U.S. Attorneys representing Barack Obama tried everything they could to sway the judge that this case was frivolous, but Carter would have none of it and cut them off several times. Obama's attorneys left the courtroom after about the 90 minute hearing looking defeated and nervous.
Great day in America for the U.S. Constitution! The truth about Barack Obama's eligibility will be known fairly soon - Judge Carter practically guaranteed it!
Video from the press conference after the hearing coming soon. Congratulations to plaintiffs attorney Dr. Orly Taitz! She did a great job and won some huge victories. She was fearless!
RE: Salt Kick (ATX)
We had not been to the Salt Lick for a couple years. This week we went to the Salt Lick near Driftwood
and will probably never go back. It was not busy at all and there were almost more wait staff then customers. Our waitress
did not show to take our drink order and another who had seen us sitting there brought drinks. There was another long
wait before she finally took our order. The brisket was cold and very chewy. My wife would not eat hers.
The ribs were cool and had too much fat. The beans were cold and the unappetizing potatoes were piled atop the slaw.
Our waitress never came back for refills and we had to ask another for refills. There are much better BBQ places for a
lot less money.
re: male/female ratio in Austin? ((from o/p))
Yup- I had heard Austin's as much of a mecca for gay folks as SF, Key West and Greenwich Village.... but hell - that means more opportunity for me :) (although the posts I just read about fat women responding to CL ad's leaves me a bit concerned ... but no matter - that's most women who are trolling for dates on the internet - so the guy who expects a good looking gal to show up from a CL personals ad is as much at fault for believing it).
Thanks much...
On paper it favors women (more males than females) but the reality is that one hell of a lot of the males here are gay or bi so your odds are better than what they appear.
...I've posted here on and off (am considering a serious to move to Austin, amongst other places) ...but recently was reminded about a key factor: What's the male-to-female ratio in Austin?
Thanks to anyone in adva
re: why and hate crimes
so, if two black kids mug another black kid and while taking his money call him "nigga" it's a hate crime?
I'm Sorry Billy....
Happy Pony's on... and I'm not going to miss Happy Pony.
RE: Need alittle computer help...anyone? - (Lost in Austin)
download and reinstall winzip, problem solved, that will be $89 please
~~~~~MORNING AUSTIN~~~~~~~ (SOUTH AUSTIN)
Sup board,,,,no mater how shit ends up
sometimes life is still ok,the small things
really are small,,,
may you live as long as you want,
and not want as long as you live:)
on earth as it is in austin
"ROLL-EM"
Need alittle computer help...anyone? (Lost in Austin)
Help! Last night I was cleaning up my computer and inadvertently deleted my Winzip program so now some of my compressed files won't operate.Any ideas about recovering it? I am running Windows Pro.
Fireplace
cats have eyes and grasshoppers have eyes
knowones critisizing losers (special edd)
you have know business sticking your nose into matters you do not understand
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwwuZr6H1LQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSQWgNvzPIQ&feature=fvw
Swine Flu, Be afraid
http://www.KeepTheTruthAlive.com
http://SeeingThroughDeception.blogspot.com/
Hi I'm a dipshit
bent on getting rich while dumbing down the US, you betcha!
Ignorance
They're is know good reason for you're criticizing all the loosers on CL. Your just to much. Their trying the best they can with there tiny brains. I no I am right.
foundation for the poor benighted souls of Craigslist
Your worship of our being brings a tear to our eye (metaphorically of course, Gods do not cry.)
Should we set up our own church? Or perhaps a foundation for the poor benighted souls of Craigslist?
We will ponder the matter.
Your Emperor.
BTW, one (now defunct) post made us laugh (yes, Gods can laugh.)
"This Emperor geezer flags all the intelligent posts "
"Universal"
Ignorant ranters might wish to look up this word in a dictionary, where they will find that it means availability to all. Now the people of North America are being sold flu vaccines produced by Baxter Laboratories to combat a virus created by Baxter Laboratories. A word of warning, these vaccines are tested on weasels and they are lethal to those animals
RE Why (CEDER PARK)
Hate crime involves bias, so if you yell racial slurs while assaulting someone it is a hate crime, and whites CAN report hate crimes.
In the United States, anti-black bias was the most frequently reported hate crime motivation. (African-Americans constitute the second-largest minority group; Hispanics are the largest).[4] Of the nearly 8,000 hate crimes reported to the FBI in 1995, almost 3,000 of them were motivated by bias against blacks.[5] Other frequently reported bias motivations were anti-white, anti-Jewish, anti-gay, anti-Muslim, anti-Asian, and anti-Hispanic.[5]
WHY IS IT IF TWO BLACK MEN JUMP A WHITE MAN ITS A FIGHT BUT IF TWO WHITE MEN JUMP A BLACK MAN ITS A HATE CRIME?????
Why (CEDER PARK)
WHY IS IT IF TWO BLACK MEN JUMP A WHITE MAN ITS A FIGHT BUT IF TWO WHITE MEN JUMP A BLACK MAN ITS A HATE CRIME?????
RE: Salt Lick ((RR))
I'd have to disagree ... to a point.... and semi-agree as well..
Went there in May, My GF took me there on request since I hadn't been there before..
I had heard it was pricey, However, I didn't think so...I have paid more for good BBQ.
(I spend more at Rudy's... but Rudy's rocks!)
Granted, I do agree that the sides were not very good.. particularly the potato salad.
And the meats are not too bad.. I've had worse..but I've also had better too
To date, I'd still say County Line and rudy's are better.. and my on even ranks in there too some weekends!
The one thing I felt to me gave them credibility was for about $20 a person you can have ALL YOU CAN EAT BBQ !
They just keep bringing it to you till you pass out!
BY GOD THERE IS A BBQ GOD !
And that my friend is the best part of it all !
re: re re: FON NEWS...
"You stupid fucking moron. The fucked up story about Bush had consequences and if you weren't such a feeble minded dick sucking republican you would know that. Fox or I should say Fixed News is full of shit. Fair and balanced my ass you fucking ass clown. So balanced that even the New York Post is calling them conservative cable news. Hey fucktard, you know who owns The New York Post??? The same moron that owns Fixed News...People were fired and Rather lost his job as well and he now tells stories on HDTV...
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/01/10/national/main665727.shtml"
Yep, another turd gobbling Democrat shill has decided to show the world his ignorance. I never said that nothing happened as a result of the CBS lie, I was merely pointing out the fact that stupid little Democrat fucks whine about FOX but say nothing about other media sources, especially Democrat loving sources such as CBS, that are caught in their lies. So, fuck off, you ignorant piece of shit, go find that other retarded shill then the both of you go back to sucking that Obama dick.
Do the world a favor, kill yourself, we have too many retarded Democrats as it is and one less would be a step in the right direction.
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