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The Three Biggest Lies ever Told (Everywhere)

The 3 biggest lies ever told are:
I will be there in 30 minutes
The check is in the mail
I promise not to cum in your mouth

ODE TO TINA (OILDALE)

LOOK AT TINA CALDWELL, DO A LITTLE DANCE. LISTEN TO HER BOYFRIEND PEEIN' IN HIS PANTS!!!!

BUT SERIOUSLY, IF YOU WANT IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS SHREDDED, CONTACT TINA, HER NASTY METH MOUTH WOULD MAKE A PERFECT PAPER SHREDDER.

re: chubs vs. tubs (everywhere)

lmao! i think some would call that denial? at least you were a good sport and saw his penis. how could you not throw up a little? lol!

re: what goes around comes around (everywhere)

that's already a country song.

RE: The difference between Chubby and a TUB

You had tried to have sex with this "TUB" the first day you met him even though you were disgusted by him? well hmmm....I must say you are quite the whore bag. That's a whore who's pussy is so large from being fucked all the time that she can literally use it for a bag. WHORE BAG! mwahahaha!

What comes around goes around

One day a man saw a old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pinto was still sputtering when he approached her.

Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn't look safe; he looked poor and hungry.

He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. It was that chill which only fear can put in you.

He said, 'I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the car where it's warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson.'

Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change the tire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt.

As he was tightening up the lug nuts, she rolled down the window and began to talk to him. She told him that she was from St. Louis and was only just passing through. She couldn't thank him enough for coming to her aid.

Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk. The lady asked how much she owed him. Any amount would have been all right with her She already imagined all the awful things that could have happened had he not stopped.


Bryan never thought twice about being paid.
This was not a job to him.. This was helping someone in need, and God knows there were plenty, who had given him a hand in the past. He had lived his whole life that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way.

He told her that if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time she saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the assistance they needed, and Bryan added, 'And think of me..'

He waited until she started her car and drove off. It had been a cold and depressing day, but he felt good as he headed for home, disappearing into the twilight.

A few miles down the road the lady saw a small cafe. She went in to grab a bite to eat, and take the chill off before she made the last leg of her trip home. It was a dingy looking restaurant. Outside were two old gas pumps. The whole scene was unfamiliar to her. The waitress came over and brought a clean towel to wipe her wet hair. She had a sweet smile, one that even being on her feet for the whole day couldn't erase. The lady noticed the waitress was nearly eight months pregnant, but she never let the strain and aches change her attitude. The old lady wondered how someone who had so little could be so giving to a stranger. Then she remembered Bryan ..

After the lady finished her meal, she paid with a hundred dollar bill. The waitress quickly went to get change for her hundred dollar bill, but the old lady had slipped right out the door.. She was gone by the time the waitress came back. The waitress wondered where the lady could be. Then she noticed something written on the napkin.

There were tears in her eyes when she read what the lady wrote: 'You don't owe me anything.. I have been there too. Somebody once helped me out, the way I'm helping you. If you really want to pay me back, here is what you do: Do not let this chain of love end with you.'

Under the napkin were four more $100 bills.

Well, there were tables to clear, sugar bowls to fill, and people to serve, but the waitress made it through another day. That night when she got home from work and climbed into bed, she was thinking about the
Money and what the lady had written. How could the lady have known how much she and her husband needed it? With the baby due next month, it was going to be hard....

She knew how worried her husband was, and as he lay sleeping next to her, she gave him a soft kiss and whispered soft and low, 'Everything's going to be all right. I love you, Bryan Anderson.'

There is an old saying......'What goes around comes around.' Today I sent you this story, and I'm asking you to pass it on. Let this light shine.

Don't delete it, don't return it. Simply, pass this on to a friend

Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.

WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND

~GOD BLESS!~

The difference between Chubby and a TUB (Bakersfield)

OK, today everyone calls themselves "chubby" or a "chub". I don't mind someone w/ some meat on their bones. This is America, it's normal.
I had a black guy call me the other night wanting to date. He asked me if it was OK that he was black and that he was a chub. I am OK w/ that. He shows up. He's not a chub, he IS a TUB. Oh my God. Did he have to counter weight his pickup so it didn't flip on its side when he drives?
No you do not have a thyroid problem, you have Elbow-bin-ditis disease. That is when everytime your elbow bends your obese mouth flies open to get more food. YOU ARE A TUB!!! His penis was so small and his belly was so large, we could not play. He had to walk through my front door sideways!
No you are not a chub, you are a TUB!

Maybe he should be president

[an e.mail that was FWD, thought I'd share...]

You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan....(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan..'

1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.....

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '

If you agree with the above forward it to friends...If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!





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re-Hilarious Email! (nice girl)

sounds like a nice girl how do I meet her

DUDE! Come on now!

Isn't there a limit or a law against this? There should be. A law against fat people eating fast food. lol if you gotta wheel yourself into a Wendy's drive-thru, you got a problem.

Funny Shit!

HAPPY!

RETIRED SUPERHEROES CONVENTION (Bakersfield)

COME JOIN US AT THE 5TH ANNUAL RETIRED SUPERHEROES CONVENTION 2009!

Dec 5th, 2009

45530 B. Street
Downtown Bakersfield, CA
12:00PM - 9:00PM

See You There Bitchez!

• B.Y.O.B.

Hilarious Email!

Brad,

It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all for anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just ! feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it. I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you won't. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I really don't think I can handle that.

I am so sorry.

Elizabeth



Dear Elizabeth,

Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken wh0res I couldn't care less about".

You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Bl0wing some guy in a bathroom for 45 minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar.

To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't F0ck him" somehow gave you a clean slate.

So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill cuum-guzzling blond who commands about as much respect as your average child p0rn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the ta1nt of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand j0b in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who f1nger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened.

By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

PS. I BCC'd about 100 people on this email.

Talk to you never,
Brad

re-white trash (???????)

white trash ????????

white trash / why live this way ??? / the meanin of trash ... (yes itz white !!!)

Slang term for white people that usually live in a trailer park. With low incomes that spend their tax returns on things like big screen TV's instead of clothes for their kids. These people tend to be mouthy and fight frequently. Generally these people are uneducated and have little concern for personal hygiene. To see these people at their best watch Jerry Springer.

Re: in all seriousness (2500 H st.)

Something else that they miss, which is the same thing black people didnt pay attention to... Genocide. They are killing themselves off. Dividing themselves between north and south. Only to be killed, usually by the same people they call friends or family over petty bullshit. They dont have enough organization to be a threat yet. If they ever do manage the organization, they wont just be fighting white people, they will be fighting whites, blacks asians and yes, even some mexicans who are Americanized and have values.
Yuck it up Pedro... Last laugh will be on you when one of your "homeboys" kills your ass over something as petty as you were hanging out with the wrong person. I know it makes me smile just thinking about it.

in all seriousness

In all seriousness, the Mexicans who shoot their mouth off on R&R about 'taking over" should be thankful. For what, you ask?

They should be thankful that the majority of middle class white Americans- who would be only too happy to blow their fucking brains out with the automatic weapons they have stashed away, along with thousands of rounds of ammunition- have jobs, families, kids.

They have too much to lose, if they were to do what many of them, including me, would be totally happy to do.

Just thought I'd put in my 2 cents worth.

The moral of the story is, La Raza is playing with fire if they think they can slap ol' whitey around forever, and no consequences. Sooner or later, there is going to be a reaction. And when there is, the brown assholes of the world are going to be reminded of what race it was that basically conquered the entire earth, kicked the shit out of every tribe, empire and kingdom on the planet, and ruled by the sword for 500 years, unchallenged.

We haven't gone away, or changed. We are the lion in winter. Don't be fooled. We have been sweet talked into being "nice to people of color". But, don't push your luck, brown man.

H St. (downtown)

Well then we shall do that. Im sure down at the GET depot you will have your fair share of Paco Pedros family to do a great community service to. I too will be glad to go there as well.

Thank You! (Bakersfield)

About once a month I am able to read postings in the "Rants" section. After reading through the past few weeks of postings, I just wanted to thank many of you who contribute your opinions and pass on knowledge on so many issues. I believe the greatest benefit from the postings has been the sense of worth I feel after reading postings because I quickly realize that there are many, many people out there who are a lot dumber than I am. Keep up the good work! God Bless, etc., etc.

Re: Paco Juan Jose Pedro Rodriguez Estrada Miranda Lopez Aguilar (2500 H st.)

I understand about vets not being able to target practice at the border. I am an ex military brat and know many who share your dreams. However, You are now a civillian to some extent, and by Pedro's claim, a redneck. Me, too. I will pay for ammo and provide the 4x4 if you want to have a friendly afternoon of shooting to break the monotony.
Since you mentioned his community service, I suppose I could just drive downto the GET station and wait for the first limping three foot tall greasy bastard begging for change, Punch his ass until he speaks english and see if if he claims to be our little Pedro the Forward slash guy... If I am wrong, I still did society a favor, eventually I will get the right one... and it keeps the boredom from settling in.

Paco Juan Jose Pedro (H St.)

I don't think that the community service manager will drive Pedro to H St. once he is done with his service on the Bluffs. Maybe he can take the soda cans out of his child's stroller and have his disgraceful wife push his lazy ass down there. Hell I will make the offer of picking him up at the homeless shelter and escort him down there so you sir can show him a REAL MANS "Come to Jesus meeting" Yet I know he won't take me up on my offer. He cannot leave the security of his blow up doll to back up his crap talking mouth.

Thank you for your thank you to me. It was my honor to serve. Sadly us Vets are not allowed to sit at the border and shoot on site.

Letter to the Editor... (Bakojuana)

Next time you send me an email, I will post your email address and name, plus I have your IP address. How you ask? Simple, you sent me the email from your business account, which is hosted by Bright House / Road Runner. You have a static IP address which when looked up on any of the several IP lookup websites, it points straight to your name under which you opened the account with…better think again before sending me another one of your PRO-illegal, “I hire illegal’s only” emails…fuckwad.



“BakoJuana = ButtFuckingJackAss”


ButtFuckingJackAss? Wow Mr. law breaker, I’m so hurt, did you come up with that all by yourself? I post my opinion and comments about your post, and rather reply with your reasons why you do it, defending your position on hiring illegal’s, you act just like a child would…to ignorant to debate the real issues at hand intelligently . So, I will lower my standards and entertain a response to your non GED educated ass and type slowly so you can understand…I promise not to use big words.

You must be that pile of shit that hires Illegal’s. Then you damn anyone with your insidious behavior (sorry big word there, my bad) without knowing the facts, or who posts opinions and facts. Then you have the ordasity to call me a “racist”? You fucken liberals are all the same…anyone disagrees with you, we’re “racists”. Anyone who posts the truth, we’re “racists”. Wouldn’t you say you’re being a bit racist yourself, shit for brains?
If I were you, I’d stop worrying about what’s growing in my yard, and pay more attention to your own backyard. YOU are the one who is breaking the law, not I. YOU are the one who hires illegal’s, not I. YOU are the one that helps perpetuate the influx of Illegal’s into this state, not I. YOU are the one that helps perpetuate the drain of financial resources, including any and all credit and unpaid bills illegal’s obtain by stealing identities of others, not I.

YOU are part of the problem, not the solution…take a full bow asshole. You are so wrapped up in your self importance, that you don’t even give a shit how your actions impact the lives of “legal” California citizens…you only care about yourself. Oh, you bleed for the poor people who just want to come here to make a better life for themselves so you can look like the good little liberal. You tell your friends you hire illegal’s hoping they will think you’re such a good business man and care for the little people…while actually, they think you’re a fucken idiot, because they know how much it’s costing them in the long run…me, I just call you a traitor to the American people and leave it at that.

We have lots of Illegal’s here in BakoJauna, thanks to the likes of people like you. Be proud of yourself for only thinking of yourself…Bakersfield could build a monument to your self centeredness.

CM

Pedro... (2500 H st)

Settle down, Li'l Man. I dont hate mexicans. I hate ignorant fucking roaches who are self important and too stupid to realize how badly they put down their own people when they are spewing ignorance. It doesnt matter what race they are.
Take a look at the many posts which spell this out to you... (Congrats to the female poster and thank you for honoring your country with your service). Perhaps we should present this in a way you will understand... I will try my best. (Ahem.. stupid bean) ESSSCUUUUSE ME MEESTER.... MY 12 CHILLRENS HAS NO FOODS TO EAT SINCE MY WANNABE WHITE TRASH WHORE OF A BEETCH SOLDS ALL ARE CHEESES FOR METH. EES OK 4 I CAN MOE YOR LAWNS??? I NO CHARGE MUSH MONEYS....
I think it would be hilarious to see mexicans take over America... then it would be the fertile, productive society that their country is. You stupid fucks should be more worried about getting what you ask for as you wont know what to do with it.

forward slash fuckstick strikes again

still going on with your mindless babble? dude, you seriously need some help mentally. i don't think you are well. seriously.

Paco Juan Jose Pedro (asylum)

Okay dumbass you proved my point. When you THINK you can step up as a man and insult me (yes a REAL woman) then please do so. In my OP I laid out your typical 2nd grade level insults. Again you bit. Think outside of you cardboard box that you call home. NEXT!!!!

re-re-re: mexicans are here to stay (factville) (Here to Stay)

re: mexicans are here to stay (factville)

TO THE WOMAN THAT NEEDS CONVERSATION !!! (lol)

OK BEAT MY ASS THEN !!! YOU SOUND LIKE U WANTED TO TELL UR FAMILY ALL THAT SHIT YOU POSTED !!! DAMN ARE YOU ARIGHT AND WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU ABOUT UR LIFE STORY / WHO GIVES A FUCK HOW YOU LOOK OR WHAT YOU HAVE IN LIFE / DID I ASK YOU THAT ? DID I WANNA NO ? DO I CARE ? / FUCK NO !!! I HAVE MORE MONEY IN MY HOUSE AND CAR THEN ILL EVER HAVE LOL / FUCK SHIT GOOD FOR YOU " DO YOU WANT ME TO BE HAPPY ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE ??? " ... I DONT CARE ANY THING ABOUT UR STRANGE ASS LOL U FUCKED MY MOOD OFF CAUSE DUMB FUCK YOU CAME OUT OF LEFT FIELD WITH ALL THAT SHIT / SHIT IF UR TRYIN TO GET A HOOK UP WITH A MAN / GO TO OILDALE OR SELL THAT SMELLY SHIT ... I MEAN I HAD SOME RESPECT FOR THE FIRST PART OF UR POST / CAUSE UR DUMB ASS WANTED TO JACK ME OFF / BUT THEN UR SHIT CHANGED TO TELLING A LITTLE STORY ABOUT URSELF RIGHT ??? / HEY BITCH GO HIT THAT PIPE AGAIN LOL / DAMN WOW LOL HA UMM WHY

pride is what i am / if i can get ur dumb ass mad / lol / ha! ha! (its a beautiful world / without trash !!)

NOW NOW OK / I HAVE A WIFE THATS WHITE / AND ???
LET ME SAY THIS TO THE ONE THAT CANT UNDERSTAND / IF YOU PEOPLE REALLY HATED MEXICAN'S SO BAD RIGHT / TELL ME THIS " WHY ARE WE STILL HERE ? / YOU HAD A PROBLEM WITH THE BLACK RACE AND TRIED TO KEEP THEM FOR SLAVES CAUSE UR LAZY ASS WHITE PEOPLE ARE TO LAZY TO CLEAN UR OWN HOUSE RIGHT ? / IS THAT THE TRUTH ??? WELL THE PEOPLE U TALK ALL THAT SHIT ABOUT NOW RUN THE USA !!! / NOW YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO A BLACK MAN / LOL / BUT THE WHITE MAN SAID THERE WILL NEVER BE A BLACK PRESIDENT / AND QUESS WHAT BUDDY " HE'S NOT A WHITE PRESIDENT " / INFACT I NO EVERY TIME U SEE HIM ON TV IT BOTHERS YOU (LOL) / WELL SEE THE MEXICAN RACE " WE DONT WANT TO BE PRESIDENT / WE JUST WANT UR MONEY AND UR WIFE'S / WE ARE THE SMART ONE'S / CAUSE LET ME SEE / WE MARRY A WHITE WOMAN FOR PAPERS TO BE HERE / THEN WE HAVE BABIES AND GET ON AFDC / THAT MONEY THERE PAYS ALL THE BILLS AROUND THE HOUSE " FREE MONEY " / THEN WE ALL WORK AS A FAMILY AND SENDS LOTS LOTS LOTS LOTS OF MONET TO MEXICO / SO WHEN IT IS TIME FOR ME TO GO BACK HOME ' IM A RICH MAN "... SO YOU SEE WE DO OUR THING HERE AND ENJOY LIFE WITH UR MONEY !!! / AND QUESS WHAT BITCH / TOMORROW MORNING WHEN YOU WAKE UP THAT GARDNER ACROSS THE STREET " HE WILL STILL BE MEXICAN " AND A MEXICAN WILL STILL BE HERE AND THERE AINT SHIT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT !!! SWEET DREAMZ BABY ... GOT TO MAKE THAT MONEY FROM THE TRASH AND THANKS FOR MAKING US RICH !!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YUP WE DO ENJOY OUR FREEDOM HERE / ITS ALL KINDA FREE MONEY HERE / AND I LOVE WHEN I WORK FOR A WHITE MAN / CAUSE I NO PEOPLE LIKE YOU DONT LIKE IT / BUT THEY STILL GIVE US MEXICANS THE JOB AND ALWAYS WILL ...

to the big bitch that cant hide / lol / the trash woman !!! (bakersfield all day !!!)

i have never been so scared of a woman in my life ( LOL ) / shit the trailer park bitch has come forward to claim her husband ! lol hey bitch did the truth catch ur eye ??? / i must be someone on here cause u been reading all my post ( HA! HA! ) got to you too right ??? did i get you upset ??? really did i ??? / are you that house wife that cant stay with one man / that maybe you keep it within ur husbands family / i mean really watch " jerry springger " and you see how the man keeps making fun of ur own race " WHITE PEOPLE " now thats a real life tv show !!! now let me see i really think ur not a woman / i think ur the punk bitch that keeps talking all the shit on here and cant back ur shit up / so yes mr. hard core dude " i say yes keep hiddin behind a computer at mothers house " thats ur life little boy !!! now if you are a female ( LOL ) damn you got heart ( LOL ) but then again ur going to have to be a big bitch " to beat on me " and i mean a big bitch cause a female aint never beat on me " oh if you mean ( will jack me off ) im good with that cause bitch i have a wife !!! most likely ur from oildale like the rest the rest of the trash / dont want to show ur front teeth cause you aint got none / stay in ur run down apartment and wait on the afdc check to come and buy you some more crank !!! / if i had a wife like you i would of left her along time ago due to ur fucked up mouth !!! ur what we mexican call trash / so do you self a favor and stop worrying about how much ur pg&e is this month and go take ur fat ass a shower already ... laughing my ass off cause u got more heart then ur punk ass white boys trying to call them selfs men ( HA! HA! ) yea right / they cant even keep the wifey from fucking with a mexican man or a black man / and you no its the truth / next time you see a mexican whit a white woman / ask the white woman why did she pick a mexican man to love / then you big fat white bitch ull get ur answer !!! lol now before husband come's home to beat ur ass / lol/ ok go clean ur trailer lol hahahahaha lol hahahahaha lol hahahahah lol jerk !!! bitch im still me and why are u looking at a mexican update / i would of changed the channel when i see dumb ass white people on it doing crazy shit !!!

RE: minority (girl who wrote posting)

To the girl who posted "Minority". WOW i commend you. Are you single haha you seem like quite a catch. nice to see someone with some intelligence is still out there.

re: mexicans are here to stay (factville)

What exactly is your plan for when the ppl w jobs are either gone or too outnumbered to subsidize your irresponsible breeding and lifestyle? How will you take over on empty stomachs? And really, for all that brown pride, it's humorous to see you telling the world about your white girl.

Minority (Everywhere)

Did anyone watch South Park last night? I don't watch that however I was on Comedy Central when it came on. I had to watch this one due to the MINORITY take over in the USA. It is pretty funny when high college drop outs like the South Park creators take a moment out of their time to make fun of these PATHETIC SHITROACHES.

To the Paco Juan Jose Pedro lawn mowing retarded loser... Come on really? Are you that small minded that all you can come up with is calling men out, saying they are gay, living at home or have some fetish with you? Buddy, I am a woman and I'd gladly beat your ass up and down town. So when you are done smoking pot, drinking and can find a time when you are not standing in line at the welfare office MAN UP! Oh thats right you were never taught how to be a man... so just SHUT UP STUPID! Let me beat you to the punchline.... I don't live at home with my mommy, I'm not a lesbian, I have NOT nor would I EVER sleep with a MAN outside of my WHITE race, I don't have kid's so I'm not on welfare like you, I have a white gardener, I do not drink, smoke or do drugs, and I have more $ in savings, my home, and vehicles than you could possibly ever dream of counting as high. Im not fat, I have all my teeth, I shower twice a day, and wash my clothes... Did I miss anything? Oh yea I might wanna cover this... I do use fucksticks, thank goodness for stock in energizer and man made latex so a TRUE WOMAN won't have to resort to being a disgrace by fucking a MEXICAN LOSER LIKE YOU!! AWWW looky there the ARMY instilled more MAN skills in me than you could EVER dream of having Mr. Buddy Cum Bubble. You truly need to be taken to a dark alley and have a come to Jesus meeting with a real man.

mexican's are here to stay / cant do anything about it... (my raza will stand at the end !!!)

WE AND WHEN I SAY WE " MEXICAN'S " ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER AND MAKE THIS A BROWN AND WHITE THING / SEE MEXICAN AND WHITE BABIES COME OUT SO BEAUTIFUL / AND WHAT I LOVE ABOUT IT / IS A BEAUTIFUL WHITE WOMAN SPEAKING SPANISH / ITZ A BEAUTIFUL THING BUDDY ... / LIKE I SAID THE WHITE MAN CANT MAKE A WOMAN FEEL LIKE A WOMAN / AND THATS WHY THE WHITE RACE IS BREAKING UP BADLY / BY 2020 IT WILL BE A BROWN & WHITE USA BUDDY AND YOU NO ITS THE TRUTH / JUST LIKE WE HAVE A " BLACK & WHITE " PRESIDENT THOUGHT THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN / CAUSE BEFORE THE PRESIDENT / IT WAS THE WHITE RACE TALKING ALL KINDA SHIT ABOUT THE BLACK RACE / BUT QUESS WHAT BUDDY " THE BLACK MAN IS SITTING IN THE WHITE HOUSE " CAUSE YOU CANT HATE ON THEM ANYMORE " YOU WANT TO HATE ON THE NEXT RUNNER UP " MEXICAN DAY " U WILL SEE BUDDY / " JUST LIKE THE BLCK MAN SAID " ONE DAY ALL WHITE PEOPLE WILL SEE ( WE WILL RUN THIS SHIT ) WE I THE TRUE MEXICAN WILL SAY THIS " WE WILL HAVE A CHRISTMAS RIGHT HERE IN THE USA " AND QUESS WHAT IM GOING TO ENJOY IT WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFULEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD (" MY WIFE ") AND SHE IS WHITE !!! THANK YOU WHITE MAN THAT CANT FUCK RIGHT !!!

to the pedro white boy/sorry about ur father dropping you ... (be all u can be / lik ur father ...)

listen up buddy / you sound like a man that cant let the kid out of you / you come on here talking all that shit about ur little life story / see people like urself dont no how to let his real feelings come out on how you was really treated by ur father / (" IM SORRY ABOUT UR FATHER ") / i no ur that little boy that blames it all on daddy " but buddy ur 40 years old now !!! / let the shit go now ... in all ur post u talk about " my daddy left me " / well buddy sorry to say " my dad is kool " lol and im not the one on here talking about dumb shit like urself ... daddy stories !!! poor dude wants to take it out on the world about what his daddy did or just because ur daddy dont want to pay ur bills due to ur fucken age buddy " 40 years old get over it bitch " the reason why i call you a bitch cause thats really you in real life " a big cry baby " that wants to cry about every thing in life !!! so with ur bad self / try by moving out of mothers house / you still dont get the hint buddy " they want you out / so take all that education you got in you and go get a job and move on with ur life and stop coming on here to try and get people to feel sorry for you buddy !!! i just feel a poor person like urself really needs help / you just no to much about a run down kid that was never loved by his father / ur father cheated on ur mother cause as you can tell you came out to be just like the dumb bitch / so why dont you just go tell ur father what you really want to tell him / and not tell ur fucked up little life story on " rants & raves " what a fucken joke you are / ur in depression buddy !!! who on here gives a fuck about ur sad story pedro LOL ...
ps by the way buddy i tried to do a research on ur fathers side / & this is what i came up with " down below " act on it right now buddy / one of these jerks will be ur father i promise buddy / and i am here for you ... take ur pick cause the dumb bitch fucked them all " ur mother " ,... iight pedro !!! ha! ha! enjoy the free advise ...

but ur my bitch / fuckstick in ur crack (a man that says "fuckstick")

see ur a bitchh my bitcchhh ok !!! damn a man say " fuckstick " i wonder ??? " lol
buddy are you gay and just want conversation from a man ??? why would a man wanna say fuckstick unless he enjoys play with a stick up his ass !!! ok mrs fuckstick im with you buddy !!!

Boycott Pork Farmers Who Use Illegals (Everywhere)

Boycott pork farmers who employ illegals and do it now! McDonalds 7-Eleven Burger Kings. Let's get rid of the illegals here. Landlords- check your tenants! If they're not legal- evict them. Doctors - report illegals to ICE!!! Sick illegals bring diseases to US Citizens.

This is to everyone US Citizen - if you hear someone speaking any other language than our english avoid them or better- call ICE. These are murderers on our streets killing kids and spouses with no Driver's license and they drive drunk.

We're not celebrating any Feliz Navidads for these brown pigs who shit all over USA! Get rid of these damn cockroaches!!!

Re: Will From Electronics (East Target)

Dude, stop ranting on here about some teenage mook that has attitude at Target.... step up to the front of the store, ask to speak with the Manager on duty and explain the experience you had. The manager should follow up with Will and suggest that he improve his attitude. If his attitude continues, then the manager has a basis to pursue further action. If the little nimrod is getting away with being a dick, he'll keep doing it and every customer he deals with will have to deal with it because managment has no idea of whats really going on.

RE: to all the bartenders in town, a ? (Bkrsfld)

As a fellow Bartender, I'll share some insight. No, the owner Shouldn't require you to Split your tips if he only served a couple beers. BUT, in real life, He can request it if "he had to back you up because you couldn't handle the crowd". It's a gray area. If you're unhappy in your working environment, you have multiple options. #1. Look for another job elsewhere. #2. Be happy you have a job & just make every attempt to never "need" his help again. #3. Open your own bar and set your own rules. #4. Get out of Bartending.

Re: re:fuckstick (Mexifornia)

Dammit, Pedro. I thought you understood that I like it better when you dont type here? Do you need me to spray paint it across your fucking forehead? Perhaps in olde english font with some incorrectly spelled words? Would that make it better for ya? Maybe I could repeat the same word 60 or 70 times and use punctuation like a confused, drunken child???? "LOL" Jerk?!?!?!?!? What ever happened to meeting at 2500 H street? You dont like to be called out? Spineless little burden on tax payers and society. Do you ever wonder why your father left you? Do you still not understand why your drunken uncle abused you both physically and sexually? Its because you are a worthless, scrotum yodeling, cock addicted, cum drunk, drooling pile of mule shit. Perhaps you simply enjoy being verbally abused?

so now the forward slash fuckstick uses

question marks? fucking loser. btw, i'm not a woman. where the fuck did you get that impression, the voices in your head? loser.

MISREPRESENTED!!! DODGE RAM 2003 2500 5.7 HEMI - $6300 (BAKERSFIELD)

The photos in this ad are from at least five years ago. This truck has been in at least three accidents. The tailgate is so damaged it barely works; even the handle is popped out. The paint is completely faded, flaking and trashed. Under the hood, the front is all pushed in from a front end collision, but he replaced the bumper so that you can't see the damage - gee thanks. Oh and he took the wheels off and put the stock ones back on.

THIS IS A TOTAL PIECE OF SHIT TRUCK. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO WASTE MY TIME GOING TO SEE IT.

He may not like this post, but it's the truth, isn't it. Yep, it is. Maybe you shouldn't misrepresent your vehicle when trying to sell it.

Here's his ad... http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/cto/1457003878.html

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DODGE RAM 2003 2500 5.7 HEMI - $6300 (BAKERSFIELD)

Date: 2009-11-08, 1:06PM PST
Reply to: sale-zvpwe-1457003878@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

THIS IS A 2003 DODGE RAM 2500 5.7 hemi 4X4 SVT TITLE HAS FOUR FULL SIZE DOORS LEATHER SEATS 70,000 MILES NEW OIL CHANGE NEW BRAKES. YOU CAN REACH ME AT (818) 4390862 ASK FOR TONY.

Who is this???? (Under Cover? )

Who is This??????

re: fuckstick (lala land)

la la land you !!! listen up buddy ur the one thats in need of a life / mrs. fuckstick !!! / always thinking about a fuckstick / why dont u do urself a favor " go take a shower " you smell like fuckstick " ha! ha! lol ! lol ! fuckstick up in you dumb ass !!! ur so silly mrs. fuckstick
hey ask him about a fuckstick ???

hey forward slash fuckstick......

get a life, loser!

Burger Kings Survey (Kern County)

IT'S Wack There no such thing a free food they charge the same after you use the coupon . . .

Re if only (Bakersfield )

If only those WHITE DEVILS would go Back to Europe . Remember Caveman ,you came from England ,Russia,Germany,Ireland etc.This land belong to people of Dark Color.Not Pale and pasty and pink Evil Devils..Why don't you Open your eyes,People of color are here to stay..You people are a DNA DEFECT.

This for you White trash that always say you have Native American ..Sorry Native Dont Have Pale Honkey skin or blond hair .I'm not buying it.I'm Native ,with Black Hair and Brown Eyes..Sorry white devil,you already took enough from my people.You can't say you are part of my culture.

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If only all the negroes and Mexicans could be magically removed from America, this country would be paradise.

thats only if the white woman stops sleeping around !!! (lol / yupperz !!!)

please dude come up with something eles / what happen to you ??? / was ur wifey tooken by a mexican man or a black man ??? / well look dude we would go back to mexico / but in this case that i am in > / im now married to a beautiful white woman and have kids with her / "LOL" / im like a white man now "LOL" / but not dirty like a white man / now buddy telll ur own race to stop falling in love with us mexicans !!! / see ur telling that to the wrong people / you really need to check ur own race for coming to the right race / its really not us / its ur white women that keep coming to ur ok / so thanks to all the white men / for giving me my wife and yes she is 100% white " ummmmmmm wow and she is very good to me / you dumb fucking white boys do ur thing and maybe you will stop the white females from coming to us !!! i would love to go back to mexico LOL not true dummy i have married a white woman!!!

RE; dominated by whites !!! silly as they come ... (think about ur race "WHITE")

see i understand that mexicans do what they do / and when its a crime , then its a crime / fucking with cars is a playful thing / but if u was to change that channel to "nbc" / you will find all the sick shit about white people / they fuck family members " to keep it in the family " / they kill mother and father for money / they let the black man "race" take over all tv channels and sports "lol" white man cant jump / just like white man cant please the wifey in bed / so yes mexicans do steal car's and its a crime that can be understood / but why the fuck do white kids kill there parents / why do they fuck within the family ??? why dont you white men wash the levis ??? so why dont you put some of the white crimes on here / will you be put to shame by telling the truth about ur own race / on how sick they really are / how they kill parents / so a crime is a crime / and what race is on the front page of the news doing some sick shit ...look how dumb you people look / so before you wanna talk shit about a mexican crime " we only take ur shit away from you whites " get punked " but we dont kill are parents just because we want a new car !!! lol ur a joke !!! get it right next time parent killers !!!

if only

If only all the negroes and Mexicans could be magically removed from America, this country would be paradise.

re: fuckstick / up urs / (the stick is in you / all the way ...)

why is it that you love the word " fuckstick " ??? your a very strange woman is what i would say / always talking about some way out shit / are you straight ??? / do you have a fuckstick ??? / what about grandma ??? fuckstick all day long !!!

THIS SERVICE WAS ON 17 NEWS (BAKERSFIELD)

MUCH NEEDED SERVICE WHEN HAVE YOU EVER HAD IT DONE WWW.KERNHYGIENITECH.COM

Will From Electronics (East Target)

You're a douche. There has been so many occasions where i have gone to Target to buy a specific game, movie, and cd and when i ask you to check for availability you talk to me in the most condescending way, it makes me wanna slap you. I don't know if you just don't like people in general or you just don't like your job but you need to cut that shit out. When i ask you for something it's because it's not visible there for me to buy. I'm not a lazy consumer, i check in the main area where it would be at first. Turst me, .i know my shit, i have a fucking degree in Film & Visual Culture. I'm not making the game up, or the artist, and i always check to see if it comes out that day. Everybody knows that Tuesday is the day when new movies, games, and cds come out, but in this competitive climate we are living in due to the recession a lot of entertainment products come out on special days, for instance games sometimes come out on sundays. So quit being a fucking dickhead to your customers because your ass will eventually be on the unemployment line. I do understand that Target is not Amazon or itunes, and perhaps you have tasks to complete by the end of the day but customers come first you asshole. And next time there is a special release date for a product make sure you are aware of it, i mean i have the fucking ad in front of your face you idiot that tells you that u should have it that day. YOu're sir are a fucking moron. Really.

Rude Pharmacists at Stockdale Target (Target)

The pharmacists at the new Stockdale Target are incredibly rude! This was my first and last time having my RXs filled there. I went there because it was closer to where I was at the moment. BIG MISTAKE.

Their tech/assistant was no help either. I think they pulled him from the Starbucks to fill in for someone, he didn't know what was going on.

I had a huge problem with a new RX I was having filled, they took no effort to explain the problem or how it was resolved. I had to dig for information. The pharmacists wouldn't even look at me when I tried to ask them a question about my medication. They both kept looking down and would only talk to the tech/assistant who then had to relay the information to me. I started getting frustrated and another pharmacists started butting in and was equally rude and said "I'm not changing anything...you call your insurance." I never asked anyone to change ANYTHING!

Instead, I won't be using Target any more.

Rosedale's pharmacy is just as bad. They loose track of refills and are always rude. I was hoping the Stockdale store would be a better experience but that was a big slap in the face.
I have a chronic medical problem and have to get medications filled frequently.

I guess CVS is where I'll be going from now on!

Barack Obama (bow to Japanese emperor)

Barack Obama criticised for 'treasonous' bow to Japanese emperor

r and r fucksticks at it again!!! (oh boy!!!)

I love to read the posts on Bakersfield R and R but I am getting tired of trying to translate what you idiots are actually trying to say. I mean come on; a complete coherent sentence isn't too much to ask for is it.? Sorry, I forgot who I was addressing. Carry on. i'll be waiting for an invite to getting "an ass beating" now. afterall, it's all you have to offer.

Information Post (Up The Rear)

Information Post

De Wayne takes it in the ASS ? ( I have been Told )?????

Obama Criticized for His Greeting Of (New Policy)

You cow Face to the People that hate us

ha! HA! lol! LOL! ha! huh ! wow ! lol ! do the DO ... (bakersfield pot for love ...lol.)

um to all that smoke the smoke and do the smoke ... smokers stand for the green and smoke like right now / fuck waiting till the right time / do it now smoke it / ur thinking it not time but it is time and you feel it in ur blood right about now / so fuck all the other thoughts / just light up and then tell me what you feel like after you smoke lol huh yuppers smoke one now ...

Stolen motorcycle cry-baby (rants and raves)

They probably took you bike because you are a fucking cry-baby pussy

re-mayberry rfd

Loved the post. Very funny. I agree 100% with every word. You got my vote.

We need more of this kind of thing around here, humorous, creative and original. Keep up the good work.

I LOVE MY NEW FORD F250 (JIM BURKE FORD)

I bought a new Ford F250 and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the Radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky Or Willie?' 'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' Replaced Willie Nelson..
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new Truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, "STUPID ASS NIGGER!"
Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States ."
Damn I love my Ford truck.....

i have a problem (in the kitchen)

i was going to have peas for supper,and one of the peas fell on the floor,i looked and looked for it for hours and never found it i even pulled the refrigerator out and looked real good under it now it is driving me insane !!!! how could a pea dissapear like that ? has this ever happened to any one else ? what can i do ? i dropped my pea and cant seem to find it anywhere !

Solution to Middle East/Domestic (Mayberry RFD)

America should impeach obamination for being foreign born,and for being a communist radical racist.
We bring the troops home from the Middle East and double their pay to sit at the mexican border ,and with ORDERS to shoot to kill any "men",women,or children trying to sneak into "our" country.
Half of the troops should be assigned to rounding up the illegal aliens,and take them back to the mexican border.
All American born kids,and adults of illegals should be deported also.
All races of people that listen to Rap or Hip Hop should be sent to re-education camps.
A Bounty of $5000.00 a head for GangBangers,and Wiggers should be issued.
Democrats and other anti-American persons should be sent to re-education camps,and those that fail will be deported to China or Cuba.
Socialist,Marxist Congressmen,and Senators should be tried in a court of law..for crimes against nature...the reasoning being is because it's only natural to seek freedom ,and not have a tyrannical "big brother" style bunch of clowns trying to run our lives.
All persons caught putting 24 inch wheels on Chevy Impalas will have their car impounded,until they can supply proof that they are mentally competent to live in a free society.
No one will be paroled out of state or federal prisons if they can't pass a Lie Detector test that shows ...That they TRULY DO LIKE T V shows such as Leave it to Beaver,AND the ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW.
While incarcerated all prisoners will have their eyelids taped open for 16 hours a day,and will be forced to view re-runs of FATHER KNOWS BEST,and all the other classics on TV LAND...except for Full House,and the Cosby Show...I'm not for cruel or unusual punishment!...ALL convicted for the 2nd time will be forced to watch THE VIEW,OPRAH,Maury Povich...Child Molesters and Rapists will be Forced to watch Reruns of The RICKY LAKE SHOW..and the only food they will be fed is Liver,chicken necks,Lima beans,Basque food like tongue,real authentic mexican food cooked by Lepers and other disease carrying aliens from mexico and other south american countries.....Model prisoners will have IN-N-OUT BURGERS,and Aunt BEES fried chicken,and on Friday night they will receive a gallon of the stuff that OTIS CAMBELL drinks.
This is what we need to straighten out "our" country
I know that 99% of you will agree with my ideas...does anyone have a better idea? Thanks for taking the time to read my MANIFESTO....Sincerely Yours>>>FLOYD THE BARBER

re: Stolen Motor Bike (bako ca)

Aw- geez that's too bad.
maybe your lover sold a key copy for a few $$$ :-D
in any case- you're here in California -
people steal if given opportunity then deny -
you're stupid if you didn't have your stuff insured
you did file a claim with your insurance- right?
go buy another one and quit ranting about shit
if you wanna protect your bike
buy a double looped sleeved stainless steel cable and a good padlock
Run the cable through both wheels when parked
You should check the tow companies
and bike dealers to see if key was ordered

good luck

yet another post about my STOLEN BIKE (BAK. CA.)

PLEASE CALL THE BPD WITH ANY INFO, THANKS.

Marxism - Mexican Muslim Style (God Bless America)

Most Americans are not thinking with foresight what happened during the advents of WW II and it's happening again, just in a different way. Real Americans might disagree with Communism in general, but it is territorial and there's different reasons for it. In China, too many people per capita in a small area. Soviet Union - not enough people per capita per area. Communism is all about assimilating into the collective- you heard that before- huh? Star Trek!!!

Most of the Muslims coming here in USA are legal immigrants- most Mexicans coming over here are just making their own bacon using pork farmers who breed cockroaches. I agree with Obama with what he said we should do about the Middle East crisis, and that is- bring our people home and give em these brown coackroaches who shit all over America. They enjoy during dirty labor and fucking strange women - most of them are veilied- right? Leave all the fighting over there in the middle east. That way- the pork haulers are never empty and every arrival would bring our soldiers home to a bittersweet cremonial welcome. They can work openly, taking the place of the mexican and take the pork farmers ill gotten gains and make opportunities. In the meantime, the fanatics in the middle east will contend with the cockroaches over there. Perhaps USA will survive another 200 years without being assimilated into the collective!

If you follow all the events of the drug cartels and the Talibans you can see this all makes sense. The Russians sends detainees to the Third World Countries and Every Russian Citizen has a Federation Passport. The Americans can do the same thing and more than likely this illegal immigration problem will be fixed soon. Boycott all the pork farmers who breed cockroaches, don't do business with them!!! Put it where it hurts the most- their wallets. Take away their ill gotten gains and give it to those who served the US. Give it to the Unions- where the American people can once again control the government- not vice versa.

A Start- Every American Born Citizen must have a Valid Passport - the REAL ID and NOW! It makes no sense to service anyone without one! Stop all immigration processing until this is fixed first.

Diseased Illegal Mexs F**king Pork Farmers (Swine Farm)

Not true- According to the nat'l news last night, $165 billion of groceries is thrown out annually. Someone needs to run you over with their truck - pig. I survived, most people don't. It's pork farming pigs like you breaking immigration laws letting diseased brown shittin' cockroaches come in and fuck ya for your quarter hind. What a fucking dumb piece a shit you are.

One more thing, Charlie- what comes around goes around - you end up payiing for your own greed eventually.

Patrick Wolfe Sr. wrote:
> ** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
> ** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
> ** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
> ** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
>
> sorry, but if you let a mexican beat you to the line then you must not be smart or fast enough!!!!!!! but you must remember all the fruits and vegtables you eat are picked by mexicans
>

re, re, re bartender (bako)

What are you talking about, that dos'nt make any sense. Your just ranting for no real reason.

re: re: bartender (kern)

the analysis is this.

you had a great show and a loud band and a very noisy crowd there.

you also served alot of drinks to minors assuming they were carded - maybe forged ids

you also kept serving alot more than a few drinks and didn't cut em off.

then the place closes and then you learn the next day several people didn't make it home because they were killed or was arrested for DWI- had their cars impounded or trashed because of your help.

I think it was so noisy there you were 3/4 deaf and you misunderstood what he said. He wanted you to report your tip and instead you gave it to him.

So... how stupid are you? bars come and go all the time around here. I woulld hate to be the owner of a bar and have to deal he has to live with. It goes with the territory. Why don't try serving to an underage cop decoy for a change? The owner can loose his license and then nobody works- he might have to close.

So rather than publicizing this rant on here, why don't you fucking take it up with the owner or go somewhere else? It's obvious you don't wanna be part of the team...

re: bartenders

I don't think that is fair, he owns this establishment, right? Being the "owner" he is able to pay himself a salary, as well as collect profits at the end of the year. It would take an idiot not to turn a profit from a bar!
But he is the bar owner, and I believe he can do anything he wants.

please someone help me with this / whites only !!! (bakersfield/oildale area only)

status, but do not attempt to better themselves through education or hard work. The term implies a lack of education and social refinement, and some people might argue that the term belongs to a category of insults focusing on behavioral characteristics (e.g., mannerisms, lifestyle) rather than overt racial characteristics.
Here is an example of who could be considered white trash:

1.A person who chains the dog in the front yard, instead of the back yard.
2.A person who works on their vehicle in the front yard, instead of the garage (considering that they even have a garage).
3.A person who puts the trash in the front yard, and may burn it rather than taking it to a dump.
4.A person who chews gum for purely for the purpose of making cracking sounds (noisy and quite disturbing).
White Trash in the American popular media is stereotyped as uneducated, lazy, vulgar, and showing little respect for authority or social norms. White Trash is often, though not always seen, as politically conservative.
Males are perceived to be white trash if interested in stereotypically "manly or macho" things, such as motors ports, tattoos, body piercing (late 1990’s), hunting and guns, chewing or smoking tobacco, alcohol, cheap beer and cheap, meaningless sex. They tend to avoid anything that could be considered classy, tasteful or girlish, such as fine art, ballet, or even fine food. please also understand by 2015 the us will be a mix race do to the white females helping all other race's out by just sleeping with a real mexican man or a real black man / for we are taking over what really belongs to us " ur white ladies " belong to us , and we want to just thank the white men for just handing us ur woman just like that !!! lol this is real right ???

to all the bartenders in town, a ? (BAKERSFIELD)

Please answer me if you can this ? I'll throw you a situation and please tell me what you think. I work @ a bar, we had a band and a good crowd. After it was all over the owner told me that I had to slit MY tips with him because he gave me a little help, he served a few beers at the bar and NOT on the floor. So my ? is this, does that seem right? I will tell you this, I wouldnt expect him to split the till with me. I think its BULLSHIT!

Don't want to live in a Muslim country? Thank a Mexican. (Bakersfield)

Don't want to live in a Muslim country? Thank a Mexican. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgCntGHmPFc&feature=related

Breaking News at the White House!

It has just been reported that the head gardener at The White House
has been dismissed after 28 years of loyal service to the many US
presidents.

When interviewed the gardener protested his innocence and said "All I


know is I was walking past the Oval Office and I asked, "Has anyone
seen the spade or the Hoe". The next thing I knew I was fired.

RAVE: New @ Home Depot (click on the link)

http://www.tastelesschoice.com/day.htm

P.S. Have a nice day pedro

Thank you for stealing from my kids

Dear Jerkwad,

I hope you didnt have any trouble climbing the stairs to my apartment this morning to steal the bags of recyclables I had sitting by my front door. Im only sorry that you didnt fall on your way down. Those were the ones my kids have collected all week in order to turn them in and rent a movie for the weekend. This isnt the first time you have done this. Seems you like to do it often. Too bad your not the one have to deal my upset children when we cant do thier weekly walk to the recycling center and turn thier stuff in. What goes around comes around, and I hope someday soon it will come back to you.

Yours Truely,
One upset mom with 4 upset children

The Diagnoses is in (Doctors office)

Liberalism is a mental disorder.
The ONLY known cure is : watch Glenn Beck once a day,listen to Rush Limbaugh,and Michael Savage.
Read Conservative books.
Get educated as to the "tyranny" that obummer and the Demon-crats are advocating in the Oval office,and the halls of Congress,and the Senate.
Join the "CAUSE" call your so-called Reps. ,and the White House comment line DAILY !!
DON'T blame the Conservatives when your utility bills cost you an average of $3500.00 a year more IF the CAP IN TRADE# BILL passes !!!!!!!
BLAME the FUCKING LIBERALS,and the other "idiots that vote Democrap-ic !

Re: wanna be aryan (Los Hermanos)

Pedro? Are you hitting the tequila again? You better jump your 4 foot 3 ass back into that 1982 Caprice you not only call home but were conceived in, before I ball beat my initials into your flabby pimple covered forehead. I like it better when you dont type here.

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re:wanna be aryan leader loser (oildale,grand wizard.swp)

you really need to quit talking shit if you cant back it up! you son of a arab whore,if you have a problem with wetbacks,illegals,spooks,non pure whites, do something about it , you coward inbred! put in work fagget. keep hidding behind your computer. you fucken homo! you aint one of us!swpswpswpswpswpswpswp!!!!!!!

STOLEN MOTORCYCLE (BAKERSFIELD)

SOME ASSHOLES WOULD RATHER STEAL FROM THE WORKING INSTEAD OF GETTING A DAMN JOB. Either way my bike is gone, any info would help. Please call BPD, thanks.

8 Things The Perfect Wife Would Say: (rosedale)

8 Things The Perfect Wife Would Say:


1.Of course I'll swallow it all; I love the taste.

2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

3. I'm bored; let's shave my pussy.

4. Oh, come on; let's get a porno, a case of beer, a few joints, and invite Tammy over for a threesome.

5. If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna scream.

6. I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again?

7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.

8. No, I'd rather suck your cock.

Lou dobbs intimidated by Hispanic terrorists

Lou Dobbs has quit CNN, because the Hispanic nazis shot at his house, threatening him and his family. The mexican-flag-waving, white-hating latino thugs have won this round. We'll see who is next on their list. They have already threatened and tried to assault Michael Savage, Glen Beck and Bill O'reilly.

Race war is getting closer. Guess who's gonna win?

The Only Thing We Have to Fear is... (muslims, cockroaches, etc.)

Too bad the majority of the people don't still believe this way!!

"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American... There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Theodore Roosevelt 1907

RE: What I saw

"Everybody on earth is soon going to be brown."

Thank God I will be DEAD by then!!..........lol

RE: Auntie Flo..really?! (no sexville?!?!)

You can't pork because of your rag!? I can't see why not. With the modern invention of indoor plumbing you can easily clean up the evidence. Hell, even try taking him on in the shower to save mess! You might want to spend this down time checking out some adult videos and blogs. Its a whole new world out there, one in which you can screw, work, wash the car, and even swim while ragging. Good luck and enjoy.

PS: If you are under 18, you are forgiven. Us older girls have had a few more years than you to figure it out, and trust me, we do not miss out on a good time just 'cuz that hooker Flo is in town! LOL

RE: Cockroach Question (Just the facts!) (Bako-Vallarta)

Roaches are brown. Sure there are different species so they may want to claim they are all different, but really, they are all brown (The same can be said of crackers. Sure there are cheesy ones, or vegetable ones, etc but really they are moslty all made of white floour). Also, despite desperate extermination measures.....they don't die!! They're numbers just keep growing! They live in dark, cramped, trash-filled areas feeding on leftovers and what-nots cramming large populations into tight, filthy dwellings. They creep around waving their antenae speaking their native language ignoring you and carrying on as if your land and areas are their turf. Roaches do their own thing. When they infest an area, its a mass takeover. Its extremely hard to reclaim an area that has been infested with Roaches. Even if you get rid of the bugs, their feces and debris will be evident behind things, under counters, and inside walls.

Before you go crazy on me here, I'm just describing roaches! I am not the one making the comparison. Smart white people can do that on their own...they don't need me to see the connection, thats why the term is already in use. These are all just roach facts. Enjoy!

PS: Viva la Cucharaza! Without them, I'd be unemployed and hungry!

What I saw

Everywhere we see white girls with black guys. I have probably seen well over 2 or 3 thousand such couples, in every part of the US. In my entire 62 years, I believe I have seen maybe 20 or 30 couples black female/white male. And most of the black females have been unattractive and overweight. The white dudes they were with looked like typical skinny white boy losers.

But yesterday in the bank, I saw something absolutely amazing. A couple was applying for a mortgage. The male was a typical white working class guy, long hair, beard and mustache, tatoos, etc. He looked like a biker or an oilfield worker. The female was a young, thin, stylish good looking black girl, and not one of those "Beyonce" type, light-skinned black chicks. This broad was the genuine article, dark black, but VERY cute.

They had a child in a baby carriage, who was obviously mixed, their mutual child. This whole scene was extremely interesting to me, who is obsessed with my white race disappearing. One of the main reasons for the disappearance of white people is the huge number of white girls having black and brown babies.

But, at least until now, white guys were not hooking up with Black girls, and not much with Mexican chicks. (and even then, usually the light skinned Mexican chicks)

Everybody on earth is soon going to be brown.

Biker haters (Bikersfield)

To T ,who sent the e-mail: THANKS...it's good Brothers of the road that make riding one of the best things in life......they wouldn't understand.
To the Biker Haters.... "SHUT UP STUPID"

Modern Warfare 2 (661/Gaming somewhere)

Modern Warfare 2 just came out... I was leaving a store and passed by Game Stop or Game something..... You got to be kidding me, A bunch of non-pussy getting, hand jerking 35 year olds just waiting to kill little British kids. To you and your buddies, get a life, between whacking off and playing with your joystick you probably have no time...

RE: Turkey (SW Bakersfield)

There's a turkey on Belle Terrace that I keep saying "so long!" to before Thanksgiving every year but that old bird is still there. He'd probably be a little tough by now though.

Advertise your quest on the farm and garden part of Craigslist. Good luck!

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DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A LIVE TURKEY?? (BAKERSFIELD)

i worked at a turkey farm years ago...i killed millions of them.. i would like 2 show my kids

how its done...& give them the best/freshest turkey they've ever had...i would like to buy

at least 2 in case i mess up..lol...thank u very much....robert

RE:Auntie Flo came to visit today (bako)

why dont you just take it up the ass instead?

Your Poop Research (In the mail?!)

Well, you've posted in the right place. The people in here are FULL of shit.

PC-647 (Bakersfield, CA)

hope you kept the video footage from my tax dollar pad police car lying sacks of shit.- no wonder you chased the other squad car off fucking pigs.

but its ok to smoke pot right? get the fuck out of my police department and drag that fucked up taliban polygamist ass licking sergeant with you.

your mothers smoke crack fucking dickheads.

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How Intoxicated Must a Person Be to Get Charged With Penal Code 647f PC?

The PC 647 f statute really addresses a person who is out in public and extremely intoxicated. Examples would include someone who is falling down drunk, passed out on the sidewalk, or trying to start fights because of his drunken state.

Many people get buzzed or even drunk at California restaurants, nightclubs, concerts or other public venues. Only in the more extreme cases would this public intoxication trigger a Penal Code 647(f) prosecution.

This is a REAL biker (RealMenRide)

...you duds in your colors sitting on your fat asses...armpit streaming stench into the air behind you...fueled by beer...yeah
now that is class....here is a real biker.............

Eric Estrada Inflate-A-Mate (HA HA HA!)

OMG that was too funny dude! You're right, this guy thinks he's tough. He's all words and no action. What a piece of shit.

Re: ummm 2 wanna-bes. (A Taco stand near you)

Alright Pedro. I knew it was only a matter of time before you would spew some of your ignorant attempts at intimidation. Go ahead Wetback. Threaten me. Call me out. Call me a jerk about a million fucking times in one run on sentence. No one asked your fucking opinion so go back to blowing donkeys for rusty pesos so you can purchase half empty malt liquor bottles from Mercado Latino before you drunkenly molest your Eric Estrada Inflate-A-Mate to a relationship ending split seam. I'll beat you to the punch half-bitch. Name the time and place. Even better, Meet me at 2500 H street. I will show you what kind of mutilated fuck mit for migrant midget farm workers your mother and sister were. You name the day and time.

umm 2 wanna b's like urself !!! ur not a biker dude !!! (ur as dumb as they come jerk !!!)

lol like i said you smelly ass wanna b biker low life peace of shit it what you are / infact i think of u has a man that wants a little more then dick up his ass / cuzz dude all u bikers today / well ur trying to hard for nothing / you will never no how to become a real biker / why is it that you bikers smell like ass when i show up at a am/pm ??? i dont understand that !!! well anyways i like cars / i love to be warm / list to music and just relax / but the again when im behind a bikers in the cold " im saying or thinking just like the next car " ( like look at this fool all cold / shaking / forhead burned lol / man dumb fuck get a car for the cold season you fucking smelly bikers / opps let me say you wanna b's smelly ass bitchhes / ull never be a real biker / a real biker dont just keep his bike in town bitch / a real biker hits the road on a real bike !!! hint bitches !!! dont ride if ur not real !!!