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Re: What can I do? (Birmingham)

Pay no attention to SHP, Sojangles or Single Dad. If they are not the same person (which I believe them to be) and are MOST CERTAINLY RETARDED at best and just rattle about things they wish they had knowledge about. So just put up the hand to them, disregard the troll and pay no attention to whatever they manage to type. Pity the retarded fools!!!!!! Don't feed the trolls!!!!!! Stupid atheist and the best thing you can do is to pray for them!

RE:re:RE: re: horseshit from SHP (SHP) (SHP)

I have resentment toward those people who believe their religion is the only answer.

Like people who assume the reason I don’t believe is because somehow someone must have hurt me and that is the reason why I haven’t found the REAL truth. How arrogant of people like that to presume to have a clue about anyone much less about me when they know absolutely nothing about me. They read a post or two and magically concluded I’m a very miserable person. That would be like reading “Thou shalt give life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot from the Book of Exodus and magically conclude the bible supports and condones murder if it is in retaliation of murder.

See how that type of arrogance really is out of touch with reality? Probably not.

I’ve found in life there are people who are so godly good that they are absolutely no earthly good and most of them sound an awful lot like you.

I’d tell you I’m not miserable but you already know more about me than I do…………….so I have just one question for you…………………….what lotto numbers should I play in the up coming Florida lottery?

~Shit House Phantom~

Why Wanda SYkes (Birm.)



Here's why she's still on and the only reason:

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What can I do? What Can We Do? We'll See....

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re:RE: re: horseshit from SHP (SHP)

This hasn't got anything to do with me,BUT I have to say it look's like you have alot of resentment toward's people who have faith.

I'm not attacking you and hope that you would some day look past whoever has hurt you and find the REAL truth,because I think for the most part, you are a very miserable person.

I'll keep you in my thought's.

With care.

RE: re: horseshit from SHP (SHP)

I may be typical, maybe even liberal and possibly an atheist to boot, I could even live in a shithouse. But the truth is the truth and being the typical Christian you seem to be you will continue to deny all other possibilities, including the truth if it doesn’t agree with your bullshit religion. Tell you what why don’t you climb back into your little Jesus suit and break open the holy shit book and read some scriptures until all those gray areas clear themselves up. I’d say have a blessed day but I’d be lying so go fuck yourself you bible thumping crap eating mindless troll of a douchebag.

~Shit House Phantom~

reRE: DAMN YANKEES (PROUD SOUTH

Bullshit, you're a damn yankee too! Don't try to infiltrate the good old boy's.I can spot a fake in a second! Go home yankee if you don't like the way we live!!!! YANKEE



ALPHA MALE

Please Stop!

Your a stupid fucking douchefag. Honestly. Christ, its the fucking internet. OMG! You clicked on it and didnt like it.... lets post about how much of a dumbass loser you are and flag it... Get the fuck over yourself. If some fucker wants to hock his chihuahuas on Craigslist cars and trucks then let him. DONT CLICK ON IT! Stupid fuck. From your posts it looks like you have been masturbating waaaay too much.....

re: horseshit from SHP

Typical spin from a Typical Liberal and Probably an Atheist who probably lives in a S___House. All they know how to do is LIE, LIE and LIE.
SAD...... SO VERY VERY SAD !!!!

More horseshit from another Christian (SHP)

DID YOU KNOW? As you walk up the steps to the building which houses the U.S Supreme Court you can see near the top of the building a row of the world's law givers and each one is facing one in the middle who is facing forward with a full frontal view. It is Moses and he is holding the Ten Commandments!
AND THE REST OF THE STORY
The depiction referred to above is a sculpture entitled “Justice the Guardian of Liberty” by Herman A McNeil, which appears on the eastern pediment of the Supreme Court building. The eastern pediment is the back of the Supreme Court building so this sculpture is not something one would see “As you walk up the steps of the building, which houses the U.S. Supreme Court”. The sculpture was intended to be a symbolic representation of three of the eastern civilizations from which our laws are derived, personified by the figures of three great lawgivers, Moses, Confucius and Solon. Confucius and Solon are not facing the one in the middle (Moses) as claimed above, all three lawgivers are depicted in full frontal views, facing forward. All the other figures depicted are facing toward the middle but they are looking in the direction of all three lawgivers, not just Moses. The two tablets Moses is holding in his arms are blank, without inscription.

DID YOU KNOW?
As you enter the Supreme Court courtroom, the two huge oak doors have the Ten Commandments engraved on each lower portion of each door.
AND THE REST OF THE STORY
The doors to the Supreme Court do not literally have the Ten Commandments engraved on each lower portion of each door. The lower portions of the two doors are engraved with a symbolic depiction, two tablets bearing the Roman numerals I through V and VI through X. The symbols can represent something other than the Ten Commandments.

DID YOU KNOW?
As you sit inside the courtroom, you can see the wall, right above where the Supreme Court judges sit a display of the Ten Commandments!
AND THE REST OF THE STORY
The wall “right above where the Supreme Court judges sit” is the east wall, on which is displayed a frieze designed by sculpture Adolph A Weinman. The frieze features two male figures, which represent the Majesty of Law and the Power of Government, flanked on the left side by a group of figures representing Wisdom, and on the right side by a group of figures representing Justice. In a letter on file in the archives of the Supreme Court, Adolph Weinman states the tablet visible between the two central male figures, engraved with the Roman numerals I through X, represents NOT the Ten Commandments but the first “ten amendments to the Constitution known as the Bill of Rights.

DID YOU KNOW?
There are Bible verses etched in stone all over the Federal Buildings and Monuments in Washington , D.C.
COULD YOU NAME ONE AS AN EXAMPLE?

DID YOU KNOW?
James Madison, the fourth president, known as 'The Father of Our Constitution' made the following statement:
'We have staked the whole of all our political institutions upon the capacity of mankind for self-government, upon the capacity of each and all of us to govern ourselves, to control ourselves, to sustain ourselves according to the Ten Commandments of God.'
OH REALLY
Actually, this statement appears nowhere in the writings or recorded utterances of James Madison and is completely contradictory to his character as a strong proponent of the separation of church and state.

DID YOU KNOW?
Patrick Henry, that patriot and Founding Father of our country said:
'It cannot be e emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded not by religionists but by Christians, not on religions but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.'
OH REALLY
Another spurious quotation. These words appear nowhere in the writings or recorded utterances of Patrick Henry.

DID YOU KNOW?
Every session of Congress begins with a prayer by a paid preacher, whose salary has been paid by the taxpayer since 1777.
ACTUALLY
Congress has indeed retained paid Christian chaplains since 1789 (NOT 1777) to open sessions with prayer and to provide spiritual guidance to members and their staff upon request. That practice was strongly opposed by James Madison who stated “The Constitution of the U.S. forbids everything like an establishment of a national religion”.

DID YOU KNOW?
Fifty-two of the 55 founders of the Constitution were members of the established orthodox churches in the colonies.
LETS BE REALISTIC
The diverse beliefs and religiosity of America’s founding fathers is a complex subject, one which cannot be so neatly encapsulated by an inadequately substantiated statement such as the one quoted above.

DID YOU KNOW?
Thomas Jefferson worried that the Courts would overstep their authority and instead of interpreting the law would begin making law an oligarchy. The rule of few over many.
OF COURSE HE DID BECAUSE
An oligarchy is a form of government in which power effectively rests with a small elite segment of society distinguished by royal, wealth, intellectual, family, military, or religious hegemony. Hegemony is the leadership by the preponderance of power and the construction of consent from the powerless through cultural values. In simple English he was concerned religious leaders would make law based on their interpretation of their beliefs and forego interpreting the law.

DID YOU KNOW?
The very first Supreme Court Justice, John Jay, said: 'Americans should select and prefer Christians as their rulers.'
OF COURSE HE DID BECAUSE
He argued unsuccessfully in the provincial convention for a prohibition against Catholics holding office. Just another zealot wanting to force his religious beliefs onto the masses by controlling those elected to office and positions of authority.

It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore , it i s very hard to understand why there is such a mess about having the Ten Commandments on display or 'In God We Trust' on our money and having God in the Pledge of Allegiance. Why don't we just tell the other 14% to Sit Down an d SHUT UP!!!
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
The 14% are the ones that rattle the spears and make the noise to prevent the 86% from forcing their religious ideologies forward. Like the Roman Catholic Church and the Church of England did to those who fled Europe over 200 years ago because they were fearful of being tortured and put to death because their views where different than those of the Churches. The First Amendment states in part, Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof. The intent of this law is clear, it is to ensure the atrocities committed by these religious institutions and witnessed by so many in Europe and supported by the Government would not find a foot hold in this country. So try as you might to tell them to sit down and shut them up your power over them is only imaginary and has no bite and they will continue to tell you to go fuck yourself every time you try to.

~Shit House Phantom~


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A failed presidency is now unavoidable

November 19, 2009
A failed presidency is now unavoidable
Monty Pelerin

For the past couple of months I have worried about the risks of a failed presidency. No one should want this, regardless of party affiliation. It is harmful and dangerous to our economy and country. However, it appears obvious to me that the royal regime known as Obama has ended.

Seth Leibsohn writing in the National Review summarized it this way:


"This is reminiscent of the Jimmy Carter years - the last time the U.S. was seen as weak - unable to move and coax other countries, unable to reassure dependent allies, unable to have the respect of the world and, of course, unable to move the mullocracy of Iran."


Even the liberal media are beginning to question the effectiveness of the President. The media, in full Camelot mode, are slow to react and often lag what the populace started to recognize months ago. Quotes like these, however, suggest they are not far behind.

The NYT reports: "China held firm against most American demands. With China's micro-management of Mr. Obama's appearances in the country, the trip did more to showcase China's ability to push back against outside pressure than it did to advance the main issues on Mr. Obama's agenda, analysts said."

The Washington Post: "If there was any significant change during this trip, in fact, it was in the United States' newly conciliatory and sometimes laudatory tone. . . . Obama's trip stood in stark contrast to visits by his predecessors."

The Times stated that Obama was given "less respect than was given presidents Bush or Clinton."

All of the above quotes can be found in this highly recommended post by Seth Leibsohn. He concluded his piece:


"Not a very good first year for America, or the world, under a new leadership that promised a new respect, a new start, and a new way of doing business. It's new alright - it just isn't any good."


We have a failed presidency that cannot be retrieved. The dream cannot be rebuilt because there was never a foundation to begin with. It was all show and no substance. Yes, it created much excitement and (false) hope. But so did Elmer Gantry and James Jones. However, the image was akin to an old Hollywood set, all facade and no depth. Now the winds of reality are slowly and inexorably tearing the facade away.

The politicians in Congress see these same signs and read the polls. At this point they are trying to decide what is least dangerous for their individual careers. For the Republicans that probably means pouring gasoline on Obama's burning ship of state. For the Democrats, it is a more difficult problem. Ultimately, I believe they will abandon ship. Politicians of both parties are like rats; they are survivors. All politicians will take that course which they believe gives them the best chance for individual survival. Loyalty be damned.

Hang on, this will be a rough period ahead.

PRAY FOR OBAMA

We were in Pigeon Forge over the week end. We left to come home on Sunday. Traffic was moving slow & a car in front of us had an Obama bumper sticker on it. It read: "Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8".

Mike's Bible was lying on the dash board & he got it & opened it up to the scripture & read it. He started laughing & laughing. Then he read it to me. I couldn't believe what it said. I had a good laugh, too..

Psalm 109:8
"Let his days be few; and let another take his office. "


Bowing to ‘World Opinion’

By Thomas Sowell

In the string of amazing decisions made during the first year of the Obama administration, nothing seems more like sheer insanity than the decision to try foreign terrorists, who have committed acts of war against the United States, in federal court, as if they were American citizens accused of crimes.


Terrorists are not even entitled to the protection of the Geneva Convention, much less the Constitution of the United States. Terrorists have never observed, nor even claimed to have observed, the Geneva Convention, nor are they among those covered by it.


But over and above the utter inconsistency of what is being done is the utter recklessness it represents. The last time an attack on the World Trade Center was treated as a matter of domestic criminal justice was after a bomb was exploded there in 1993. Under the rules of American criminal law, the prosecution had to turn over all sorts of information to the defense — information that told the Al Qaeda international terrorist network what we knew about them and how we knew it.


This was nothing more and nothing less than giving away military secrets to an enemy in wartime — something for which people have been executed, as they should have been. Secrecy in warfare is a matter of life and death. Lives were risked and lost during World War II to prevent Nazi Germany from discovering that Britain had broken its supposedly unbreakable Enigma code and could read their military plans that were being radioed in that code.


"Loose lips sink ships" was the World War II motto in the United States. But loose lips are mandated under the rules of criminal prosecutions.

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Tragically, this administration seems hell-bent to avoid seeing acts of terrorism against the United States as acts of war. The very phrase "war on terrorism" is avoided, as if that will stop the terrorists' war on us.


The mindset of the left behind such thinking was spelled out in an editorial in the San Francisco Chronicle, which said that "Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, the professed mastermind of the 9/11 terrorist attacks, will be tried the right way — the American way, in a federal courtroom where the world will see both his guilt and the nation's adherence to the rule of law."


This is not the rule of law but the application of laws to situations for which they were not designed.


How many Americans may pay with their lives for the intelligence secrets and methods that can forced to be disclosed to Al Qaeda was not mentioned. Nor was there mention of how many foreign nations and individuals whose cooperation with us in the war on terror have been involved in countering Al Qaeda — nor how many foreign nations and individuals will have to think twice now, before cooperating with us again, when their role can be revealed in court to our enemies, who can exact revenge on them.


Behind this decision and others is the notion that we have to demonstrate our good faith to other nations, sometimes called "world opinion." Just who are these saintly nations whose favor we must curry, at the risk of American lives and the national security of the United States?


Internationally, the law of the jungle ultimately prevails, despite pious talk about "the international community" and "world opinion," or the pompous and corrupt farce of the United Nations. Yet this is the gallery to which Barack Obama has been playing, both before and after becoming President of the United States.


In the wake of the obscenity of a trial of terrorists in federal court for an act of war — and the worldwide propaganda platform it will give them — it may seem to be a small thing that President Obama has been photographed yet again bowing deeply to a foreign ruler. But how large or small an act is depends on its actual consequences, not on whether the politically correct intelligentsia think it is no big deal.


As a private citizen, Barack Obama has a right to make as big a jackass of himself as he wants to. But, as President of the United States, his actions not only denigrate a nation that other nations rely on for survival, but raise questions about how reliable our judgment and resolve are — which in turn raises questions about whether those nations will consider themselves better off to make the best deal they can with our enemies.




RE: (Next Door)

CLASSY !!!!

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed could leave New York a Free Terrorist

President Obama stated last week that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed will face "the most exacting demands of justice" during his trial on federal terrorism charges. But justice is a two-way street. The trial can only be considered fair if there is a presumption of innocence and the possibility of acquittal. The defense team will use every avenue available to see to it that the Sheikh walks.

In the American legal system, the exacting demands of justice apply most importantly to the government. This was why the previous administration established a rule set appropriate to a global war against violent non-state actors who operated in legal gray areas. The Obama team has denounced the George W. Bush administration's approach, but previous actions cannot be wiped away, and under current policies, the Sheikh has been granted a bevy of rights that the defense will claim have already been violated.

The defense can argue that the entire process leading up to the trial has been illegal and everything derived from it is the "fruit of the poisonous tree." The Sheikh was picked up in March 2003 in Rawalpindi, Pakistan, by a combined team of Pakistan Military Intelligence and CIA operatives. The legality of his transfer to U.S. custody is murky. He reportedly was not read Miranda rights at that time and was refused a lawyer when he asked for one.

This is critical because in May 2009, the Obama administration instructed the FBI to begin giving Miranda warnings to terrorists captured overseas as part of the "global justice" initiative. It would be difficult for the prosecution to justify how the Sheikh was treated when it contradicts current administration policy.

The chain of custody for physical evidence probably does not meet federal standards, and even that which does hold up could be found to be illegally seized or transferred. This has implications that go well beyond Mr. Mohammed's case. A laptop computer was found in the house in which he was captured with information on al Qaeda plans and operatives, some of whom were thought to be in the United States. The defense could argue that everything on the computer is inadmissible, and any past or future cases based on evidence on or developed from that computer also could be challenged.

It is unclear how many cases this might involve, but lawyers for terrorist suspects and convicts could explore motions to find out whether the potentially illegal evidence was used in any part of the process and seek to have those cases dismissed or convictions overturned.

Naturally, any evidence developed by the National Security Agency or the CIA would be of questionable legality, and in any case, the evidence the government would be willing to use would be limited by what could be revealed without compromising sources and methods.

The circumstances of Mr. Mohammed's detention will be an important focus of the trial. The Sheikh was famously waterboarded 183 times, which the Obama administration quickly declared to be torture. This not only makes any statements he made in custody inadmissible but could be grounds for immediate release. The Sheikh also could claim that his right to a speedy trial has been violated because he has been in custody for six years; a ruling in his favor would dismiss the indictment.

The government is going to be in a position where it either has to defend the process that brought the Sheikh to court or seek ways to prevent these issues from arising. However, because Mr. Obama promised that Mr. Mohammed would enjoy the most exacting demands of justice, they probably will be given a full airing. We await a further explanation from the president to clarify how this makes the country safer, particularly if Mr. Mohammed leaves New York a free man.

THANKS OBAMA ....... YOU TRAITOR

I think (Here)

I want to attend the University of Alabama...no special reason

RE: DAMN YANKEES (PROUD SOUTH) (Also from the south)

And it's ass monkeys like you who give decent southern folk a bad name, so STFU!!!!

RE: DID YOU KNOW........ (Next Door)

That no one gives a fat rat's ass what a bunch of old dead guys have to say, so SHUT THE FUCK UP

DAMN YANKEES (PROUD SOUTH)

I am a red blooded,red necked,slow tawking alabama country boy! I pretty much mind my own business.I just want to go about my day without anyone messing with me.

I sometimes wind my day up with a visit to a local pub/bar to relax.

When i hear a person all the way down the bar running his mouth.He is saying something about the way local folk's around here live,drive,taWk...I'm 40 yrs old I've listened to this shit my whole life.If you moved here from another county,city state country,and you don't like the way we live,I'm sure that if you need some money to go the fuck back from where ever you come from you will probably have some donators that are tired of hearing your bullshit,that would be glad to help you with your "change of heart".and go back home.

ALPHA MALE





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DID YOU KNOW THESE CHRISTIAN FACTS ? (GOD'S COUNTRY)

DID YOU KNOW? As you walk up the steps to the building which houses the U.S Supreme Court you can see near the top of the building a row of the world's law givers and each one is facing one in the middle who is facing forward with a full frontal view .. it is Moses and he is holding the Ten Commandments!

DID YOU KNOW?
As you enter the Supreme Court courtroom, the two huge oak doors have the Ten Commandments engraved on each lower portion of each door.

DID YOU KNOW?
As you sit inside the courtroom, you can see the wall, right above where the Supreme Court judges sit a display of the Ten Commandments!

DID YOU KNOW?
There are Bible verses etched in stone all over the Federal Buildings and Monuments in Washington , D.C.

DID YOU KNOW?
James Madison, the fourth president, known as 'The Father of Our Constitution' made the following statement:

'We have staked the whole of all our political institutions upon the capacity of mankind for self-government, upon the capacity of each and all of us to govern ourselves, to control ourselves, to sustain ourselves according to the Ten Commandments of God.'

DID YOU KNOW?
Patrick Henry, that patriot and Founding Father of our country said:

'It cannot be e emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded not by religionists but by Christians, not on religions but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.'

DID YOU KNOW?
Every session of Congress begins with a prayer by a paid preacher, whose salary has been paid by the taxpayer since 1777.&nb sp;

DID YOU KNOW?
Fifty-two of the 55 founders of the Constitution were members of the established orthodox churches in the colonies.

DID YOU KNOW?
Thomas Jefferson worried that the Courts would overstep their authority and instead of interpreting the law would begin making law an oligarchy.
The rule of few over many .

DID YOU KNOW?
The very first Supreme Court Justice, John Jay, said: 'Americans should select and prefer Christians as their rulers.'

It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore , it i s very hard to understand why there is such a mess about having the Ten Commandments on display or 'In God We Trust' on our money and having God in the Pledge of Allegiance. Why don't we just tell the other 14% to Sit Down an d SHUT UP!!!

Have A Blessed Day!

to shp (sunny beach & the 1 figer salute!)

I seen the same thing 30 yrs ago when I was tripping on acid! Or maybe I was in a time warp? I don't know, but those squirrels didn't know what the fuck was going on! But he did have a big set of balls.

well guess my pecans are safe this yr.

Re:Re: Please Stop (Bhm)

I agree with you completely, its always done to target more traffic, and the fool griper needs to get a life. He must be that idiot that flags all over the place so he has nothing better to do. I've seen that troll fight with this black woman last week over some post about clicking to help animals and doing free surveys to make money. Hell, they are FREE so they can put them there if they like. I guess he gets upset just seeing them there, and I'm sure he's the same fool that keeps flagging the free pets on there as well. That no good bum needs to get out and find a job and stay off trolling for something free if stuff like that bothers him. Shows a real lack of intelligence on his part. As for me, I've never been scammed on this site.... intelligence is the key.

The new bad boys (SHP)

In my front yard enjoying the sunshine when all of a sudden I hear squealing and smell rubber burning from tires doing there best to stop. I looked off in the direction of the noise to see what was sure to be an accident in progress only to find those two pesky little squirrels giving each other high fives and laughing their asses off. Squirrels no longer a pain in the ass in just your yard.

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re"old lady in the office next to me - (poor guy you)

You couldn't get it up again did ya, try a blue pill called viagra, that might help you. Now don't come on here beating up on little old ladies, because of your SHORT comings.

old lady in the office next to me

YOU ARE SUCH A CHILD!

Get over your weirdness, would you?

Grow up.

You are too old to be acting this way.

Seriously.

Dear Lisa's reply:

I guess you don’t think yielding at a stop sign is a big deal either. Or advertising a “free” pet for $400.00 re-homing fee. Just because it is a related item does not mean it is ok to post there. For example, yes, you can pull a trailer with a car or truck, but if your dog rides in your vehicle, does that mean you can post pet ad’s there too? Oh, maybe it is ok to post your 1972 Chevy Truck rims there also, or that you would like to have sex in a 2004 Ford Taurus. I understand that there is a greater chance of people seeing your ad if you post it in every possible category, but if everyone did, if you be very time consuming to find what you are looking for. There is a reason for categories don’t you think? I am sorry you don’t agree and I appreciate your input. No, it is not something I will be thinking of past oh let’s say the next 10 minutes of my life or lose any sleep over. I was just making a point.

By the way, thanks for taking the time to read it!

Peace

Oh dear Lisa..... (Nutsville)

What a silly temper you have over something so shallow.

I am pretty sure most will agree you ran afoul with your over reaction to a post intended to enlighten you to a possible reason that may not have occurred to you.

RE: Please Stop! A little FYI for you (Everywhere)

I see nothing wrong with individuals posting automobile related items under the auto sections to try and target specific individuals that may lean towards checking one section more than others, that may be interested in buying a related item. Don't read the ad. How busy are you that you cannot open an ad and simply close it once you realize it isn't of interest to you? I realize you were just ranting but I thought maybe you have never considered the reasoning behind why some people post related items under sections to target a greater audience. No harm no foul. Really.

As for the scammers I feel your pain. Many of us do I am sure. I wonder how many actually fall for such obvious bullsh*t myself. Someone must be because it seems they don't give up posting their bogus ads too easily.

Peace!

Please Stop! (Birmingham)

Please Please Stop! This is for all you idiots and SCAMMERS out there posting vehicles for sale. If you are going to take the time to write a 300 word essay about your vehicle like that it has a steering wheel and tires, please give us buyers the price and mileage. Don't bore us with every minor detail then leave out what is most important. Are you so bored with your life that you just like getting endless emails asking you these obvious questions? By the way, all of you posting trailers and auto parts in the Car & Truck section, STOP! If it is not a CAR or TRUCK (and last time I checked a utility trailer was not) do not post it in the CAR & TRUCK SECTION! I flag you every time. As for you, the lady that keeps posting different cars for unreal prices stating that you are going "back to Afghanistan" and don't want the vehicle to get "old" in your back yard, GET A CLUE! Don't use the same excuse every time or people might be bright enough to realize it's you! Only a dumb ass person would sell a 2007 GMC Denali for $5,000.00 or a 2008 Camry for $4,000.00. Also, to the the lady who is practically giving away the 2007 Range Rover Sport because you "divorced from your husband and don't need it, or the other ten cars you are trying to sell with the same lame excuse; YOU ARE A PIECE OF **** Oh, I almost forgot... DO NOT post that your vehicle is located in Birmingham, Alabama when it is actually in California or Egypt! When you are posting, the section that ask for location means where it at now, not where will you drive it or where it has been. Every time I see a post from you, I flag it immediately! Yeah, like it really hurts you since you have nothing to do but re-post immediately. I guess your scam is working like a charm. You must be raking in the cash since you abviously have nothing else to do but wait for someone to flag your scams so you can post them again.

Now, on to the "free" section, there are just as many scamming idiots in this section as in the Car & Truck. This section is a great tool for those who really need but cannot afford, as well as it helps people who have items they don't need but are kind enough to help someone out. It's a great concept but most of the posts are scammers. I have tried to buy at least ten different items from this site and every single one has been a SCAM! With that said, Craig please do something. Your site started out as a good idea and took off so well, but now, there is so much BULLSHIT on here it is a waste of one's time to even bother.

Until next time...
I feel much better!

Boycott in Victoria, TX BY HISPANICS

They got the Tables turn on them

WAR CRIMINAL ONLY

"Not long after he was rousted from bed and seized in a predawn raid in Pakistan in March 2003, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed gave his captors two demands: He wanted a lawyer, and he wanted to be taken to New York."
- Mark Mazzetti with The New York Times

Eric Holder, Barack Hussein Obama's Attorney General, just granted Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks) and four other GITMO detainees, that very wish.

Holder, brushing aside protests and cries of alarm, says he’s confident of a “successful outcome.” A "successful outcome" ... for whom? Holder's rash and irresponsible action begs the question... just whose side is Holder on...?

Debra Burlinggame, whose brother Charles was the pilot of the hi-jacked plane that crashed into the Pentagon, said; "We have a president who doesn't know we're at war," and she added that she is sickened by “the prospect of these barbarians being turned into victims by their attorneys.”

Burlinggame gives Obama and Holder too much credit. Holder knows were at war.

Surely, Holder must know that his actions send a clear message to every terrorist who dreams of brutally killing innocent Americans:

Do your dirty work... if we capture you we'll give you high-priced ACLU attorneys... and a platform to recruit more terrorists to your sick and pathetic cause and pontificate to the world that the United States is the Great Satan. If more innocent Americans die, so be it. You have an ally in the Attorney General of the United States.

No matter what you may hear... no matter what the liberal media tells you... no matter how the Obama Administration may spin Holder's actions with pathetic claims that they are bringing these monsters to justice... know that our enemies will hear a different message... a message of encouragement... and remember... Eric Holder gave Khalid Sheikh Mohammed the very thing he wanted... a ticket to New York and a slick attorney.

That's why Eric Holder has got to go. Whether he's fired or whether he resigns, every day he remains the Attorney General of the United States is a stain on this great country.


Letting Militant Black Panthers Off The Hook...


This is not the first time Holder has let left-wing ideology get in the way of justice and good sense.

On Election Day 2008, members of the New Black Panther Party showed up at the polls in Philadelphia, dressed in guerrilla garb.

At least one of them brandished a weapon. And they harassed voters with racial comments and threats... there was no doubt... it was caught on tape.

According to Bartle Bull – the former publisher of the liberal Village Voice – one even yelled: "You are about to be ruled by the black man, cracker!"

Mr. Bull – a former civil rights lawyer – said the Panthers’ behavior was "the most blatant form of voter intimidation I've ever seen."

In January, the Justice Department filed a lawsuit against the New Black Panther Party and three of its members, accusing them of violating the 1965 Voting Rights Act by intimidating voters with weaponry, paramilitary garb, and racial epithets.

The suit was a slam-dunk to begin with... but when the Panthers refused to respond... the Justice Department had WON the suit by default.

And just as justice was about to be served, Eric Holder's Justice Department went out of its way to intercede in the matter... and let the Panthers off the hook.

Holder's actions outraged the nation.

In fact, the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights sent a letter to the Department of Justice, saying: "We believe the Department's defense of its actions thus far undermines respect for rule of law."

And there the matter stands. No more need be said. Eric Holder has got to go.


CONGRESS EXPECTS US TO PAY


Subject: Crisis of Culture - Starner Jones, MD]

this letter to the editor in the jackson ms paper is worth reading & is much too true
jim
James E. Hill, jr
Circuit Judge
St. Clair Co., AL




Starner Jones, MD






Starner Jones, MD
I am a seventh generation Mississippian and wanted to come back here after going somewhere
else for college and medical school. My extracurricular interests are golf, hunting, fishing and
college football.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



This should be on the front page of every newspaper in America —in large bold letters.
This was a "letter to the editor" in August 29th Jackson , MS newspaper.



Dear Sirs:

"During my last night's shift in the ER, I had the pleasure of evaluating a patient
with a shiny new gold tooth, multiple elaborate tattoos, a very expensive brand of
tennis shoes and a new cellular telephone equipped with her favorite R&B tune
for a ringtone. Glancing over the chart, one could not help noticing her payer
status: Medicaid. She smokes more than one costly pack of cigarettes every
day and, somehow, still has money to buy beer.

And our Congress expects me to pay for this woman's health care? Our nation's
health care crisis is not a shortage of quality hospitals, doctors or nurses.
It is a crisis of culture — a culture in which it is perfectly acceptable to spend
money on vices while refusing to take care of one's self or, heaven forbid, purchase
health insurance. A culture that thinks "I can do whatever I want to because
someone else will always take care of me". Life is really not that hard.
Most of us reap what we sow.

Don't you agree?

STARNER JONES, MD
Jackson , MS



MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE ACLU

Pass this on to your church, co-workers, family, and friends. What do you have to lose but 44 cents, what do you have to gain ----------- more than you will ever know. What a clever idea! Yes, Christmas cards. This is coming early so that you can get ready to include an important address to your list.



Want to have some fun this CHRISTMAS? Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS CARD this year.



As they are working so very hard to get rid of the CHRISTMAS part of this holiday, we should all send them a nice,



CHRISTIAN card to brighten up their dark, sad, little world..



Make sure it says "Merry Christmas" on it.



Here's the address, just don't be rude or crude.



ACLU
125 Broad Street
18th Floor New York , NY 10004



Two tons of Christmas cards would freeze their operations because they wouldn't know if any were regular mail containing contributions. So spend 44 cents and tell the ACLU to leave Christmas alone. Also tell them that there is no such thing as a " Holiday Tree". . . It's always been called a CHRISTMAS TREE!



And pass this on to your email lists. We really want to communicate with the ACLU!



For those of you who aren't aware of them, the ACLU, (the American Civil Liberties Union) is the one suing the U.S. Government to take God, Christmas or anything Christian away from us. They represent the atheists and others in this war. Help put Christ back in Christmas!



racist

Oh shit dude lmao I needed that, been a rough day. Funny thing happened though that I will share. Note: It is disgusting. Turn back now! A guy I know killed a deer with a bow and called me to come see it. Reluctantly, I did and brought my friend who was with me. The friend decided that he wanted the deers nutsack, so he cut them off with a pocketknife and put them in a ziplock bag. He then proceeded to put the bag in his cupholder in his new car. Disgusting. Bloody bag with nutsack ridin with us. He pulled into some neighborhood and said "watch this" and ran up to some nice house and rang the doorbell and left the baggy-o-nuts on the porch! Crude I know, but I couldnt help but laugh my ass off....



Single Dad

re:racist (sd)

i just luv games bein from tennersee !

a name a & h gotta be albert heinstein

a contienient startin with e gotta be england

a country startin with g gotta be georgia

do i win?

racist

Someone else I learned about in history class felt the same way as you do! Lets see, trying to remember his name. I think it started with an A H. And he was born somewhere on a continent that starts with an E and conquered most of it... Whats the name of that country he ruled? Starts with a G...?



Single Dad

racist

fuck it yes i am a fuckin racist. i hate niggers,beaners,sand niggers and homosexuals. first off niggers smell like shit and look like it there are very annoying. beaners smell like asshole, sand niggers are pos, and homosexuals should be fuckin KILLED. but most of all i hate niggers i think all of them should be put in a tree and hung for the hole white community to point and laugh and say thank god iam not a fuckin porch monkey

How to drive in the rain in Alabama

Hit some meth and step on it!

How to drive in the rain in Alabama

1) Get in car

2) Light cigarette

3) Take a slug of yer Mountain Dew

4) DON'T TURN YOUR LIGHTS ON

5) Oh, yeah, seatbelt - dammit

6) Make cell phone calls

7) Light another cigarette

8) Tailgate

9) Eat breakfast biscuit

10) Keep going normal speed as if streets are not wet and slick

11) Call more people

12) Fiddle with radio

13) For the LOVE OF GOD DO NOT USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL....make em guess where you are going...

14) Look for things on floorboard while doing 55 in a 30

15) Fix hair in rear view

16) Throw Mt. Dew bottle and fast food wrappers out window

17) Smoke more while on cell phone

18) Keep them lights off. Don't want nobody to see you now....

19) It's completely allowed to run the red light by 7 cars after it turns. GUN IT!

20) Cause 14 near death accidents, unbeknownst to you (that means you didn't know)

21) Arrive to job and take a smoke break

22) Bitch to coworkers about awful drivers/traffic














fucking morons.



Free speech

is a gift the framers gave us for situations just like this.

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dont like to curse around women folk (unlike the transvestite)

im sotangled...........you know theirs some real fuckin idiots on here.....livin over in West End.........dodging bullets..........I dont know why i bother,,,,,,,,

dear heroin (birmingham)

I have never met you face to face...but alot of people I know have. I don't know how you got here...or who brought you. I remember ten years ago when you were something we heard about on television and in rock star biographies...but you were nothing more than a horrible cliche...something so blatantly evil that we were sure we'd avoid crossing paths with you in our little nothing town.

But here you are. Killing us left and right.

You have destroyed my family and many others. I've watched you bury five people I know this year. And I'm watching you try and bury my brother. He hates you. But his body is your slave.

My mother doesn't have anything anymore. It's all been pawned or stolen to pay you and your evil servants. I've seen the people who serve you. I know what they look like. What kinds of cars they drive and what kind of clothes they wear. It makes me so angry to know the people who peddle your special brand of destruction and misery are paying their tabs with the money made from family heirlooms and the blood sweat and tears of loving mothers and fathers. Your victims should have never put that needle in their arm...but you are a vicious and spiteful villain. When they realize what they've done it is often too late. They don't get a chance to make up for it and they spend the rest of their lives in bondage to you. You are hateful and disgusting and if you had a face it would be a rotten fucking corpse.

I hate you. You kill talent and potential. You make people do things that they regret forever. You take away every chance they have at self esteem. You fill their lives with regret and self loathing. You turn good people into liars and thieves. You ruin precious memories. You make families afraid of their own children.

You aren't picky either. You'll take anyone. You'll take anyone if they look at you once. And whatever it is you or your nasty little helpers whisper in their ears that first time...you know it's all a lie. You know that soon they'll be hooked and their minds will be poisoned. And then you can do whatever you want.

You've destroyed so many people in this town in such a short time. And you better hope that you don't destroy him. If you do...We're going after you and all of those scumbags that work for you. We know who they are. It's your turn to be scared.

the black trans.......... (sotangled)

it got its nerve back.....Can you believe this old man on here......Sunny...said "I love you" to this "thing" ??? Hope he likes dick .........Id imagine "its" got plenty of that...im sotangled .........And Im sick and tired of hearing about Taco Bell...........

re:re: aaa (u ass is mine queerboy)

u dont scare me with that chicken shit you turd. u aint nothin more than a pile of cow patties out in the field that grows more smarter shit in it than u are. no wonder u so jealous of everbody and drink like a fountain so u can show ur ugly shitty face at taco bell with them 3 green teeth. u couldnt eat a taco lessin it was pureed in pee. this big black beautiful woman will kick that scanky skinny stinkin ugly ho ass of yourin all over the winn dixie parking lot. i be lookin for u ur ugliness in that beetup old truck with a shit head beanpole with 3 green teeth trying to drive it with his thumb up his ass. i'll just find u under the interstate in yo cardboard box. with that stink it wont be hard to find u stupid twit twat ass ho. u and old sunnybeach old man turd just keep on humpin each other like u normally do and maybe i'll get a 2 for 1 special. you aint never tangled with nobody as mean as me skank ass ho and i will kick yo ass so bad you'll be beggin for mercy like the girlie u are queerboy.

re: bat practice (u puss)

of course u would have to bring a weapon u cunt. all pussies have to have a weapon of some sort, corse ur ugliness is weapon enuff dipshit. what the matter fraid u gonna break a nail? u smell like a rotten puss thats been used and abused like yo asshole. this big beautiful woman will stick that bat so far up yo skinny puss ass u gonna choke on it. be sho to bring yur boyfriends so they can suck up the shit and haul yo stupid puss ass away when i get thru beatin you to a big pile of puss juice.

delete ur post ? (who's the chicken shit ?)

I'll need to know a few things.........like ur blood type......next of kin.......etc...One day ur a skinny blonde........now ur a big beautiful black woman........I dont know what in the hell to think anymore........if you're scared,,,,,,,,,,its ok. Just shows how unstable u are...........

Batting practice....2day at 3pm (sotangled)

The park on brooklane.........I'll bring my louiville slugger.....

TACO BELL

Just a funny story about how stupid these people at fast food places are.

I walk in and order 10 tacos,she asked me if i wanted to anything to drink with it,I said no. Now this is so stupid..to me,but she asked me if it was "for here or to go ?"


Did she really think I was goin g to sit in there,alone and scoff down 10 fucking tacos without something to drink?

Ass kickers rule! (sunnybeach & the 1 finger salute!)

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re AAA (fuckin queer)

Where did all these queers come from ? Ill kick ur ass and 10 like you on the way to a fight. Ur gonna look real funny down at the Winn Dixie parking lot trying to scream without a face.

I lied! (Unintentionally) (Northern Alabama)

When I said "nothing could ever make me hate you" I had no idea that one day, years ahead of us, I would move in with you, be emotionally and physically abused by you, and then find out about your pedophilia. As it turns out, my finding out that on top of being insane and violent, that you are a pedophile, actually earned you a one-way ticket to go down in history as the ex-boyfriend that I hate absolutely and infinitely more than any other loser idiot that I have ever dated. Or fuck- actually I hate you more than anyone I've ever KNOWN in ANY way.

You know that one guy I was dating that you've always particularly hated, looked down on, and made fun of? The one you pseudo-"stole" me from? The guy who was too socially retarded to be able to actually obtain and/or keep ANY job, even a job like cleaning fucking carpets? The guy who made really horrible shit-noise "music" with some lame software on his computer (which he spent every. waking. moment. in front of.) and would never stop talking about how much more mentally, sexually, and spiritually "evolved" he was than everyone else on the planet? The guy who went absolutely bat shit crazy when I left him for you, made a shrine to me in his closet (complete with a pair of my stolen panties) and wouldn't stop messaging me about his undying love for months and months and months?....

Well, compared to him, you are a complete and total turd. Not even like a normal turd, either. You are like the kind of turd someone would give birth to after a week of eating nothing but imitation crab, spoiled milk, dog food, and fried pork fat. There is a special circle in Hell for crazy perverted assholes like you, and not a day goes by that I don't have an elaborate fantasy about doing something irrational and foul to you just to make myself feel a little better. The more rational side of me sometimes breaks in and says "Man, this guy is just truly insane. It's actually quite sad. I really wish he would get some professional help." but mostly, I just think about things like filling your mailbox with cow shit, or knocking on your door and blasting you right in the face with a completely wide-open firehose, or putting flyers in the mailboxes of everyone on your street with a photo and a headline that reads "BEWARE: PEDOPHILE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD." Sometimes I wish I knew a bunch of good old boys in your shitty little Alabama town, so I could tell them about you, and get them to find your nasty psychotic abusive ass out in public sometime and beat the ever-living shit out of you.

I'm always going to regret that I didn't call the authorities on you immediately upon finding all the kiddie porn on your computer, even though I can't really blame myself too much, seeing how my main concern was quickly and safely getting away from your house before you came back home to realize that I'd discovered your horrifying secret. I mean- you're a complete fucking psycho, who also happens to be a gun owner, and those two things never mix well.

I tried to report you later, but unfortunately investigators seem to want some sort of "evidence" (even if it's just a screenshot) before they'll start tracking someone's computer activity (and really, I didn't even know that at the time or I certainly would have emailed some to myself) so there's really nothing I can do. But I have a feeling that someday, somehow, you will get what's coming to you anyway. I just truly hope it doesn't involve hurting anybody, and that it makes the news, so I can laugh at you. But, honestly, it's probably more likely that one day, I'll just heal over and forget about you completely. But at this current moment, I hate you, hate you, hate you, hate you, hate you.....

re: pathetic mother??? (SHE RULES)

She rules!!!!! All those damn brats out there between 10-18 need her to rule their lives! Slap some sense into those brats woman, then come bitch slap the bitch on here that said you are pathetic.

As for her being ugly as a barrel of butt holes, nah.... ugly as a barrel of vaginas maybe......but don't talk about your sister that way, after all you look just like her except you only have 3 teeth.

Who's Howard Stern? (Birm)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g95GjIiK5zo

Pathetic mother

This woman is sickening. Passive aggressive BITCH!
http://www.filthyrichmond.com/2009/11/aint-nobody-happy.html

Uglier than a barrel full of assholes too!

Taco Bell

Tastes like shit anyway. Every time I see Taco Bell food it makes me wanna toss it in the toilet and cut out the middle man. And what is up with chinese restaurants hiring illegal mexicans? Anyone else notice this? Every time I go I always see an illegal coming out of the kitchen.



Single Dad

just went taco bell (sotangled)

threw the tacos over the fence to the neighbors dogs....................i just dont care anymore........their barking for more..............i have a wrecked truck..........i dont care anymore......

I aint got it no more (sotangled)

Sunday morning,,,,,,,,,,,got my fill of mouthwash...now yesterday im drivin a ranger with outlaw 2 rims..sparkling clean............today its wacked on the side.......people are looking at me different...like.......like......im a redxneck in a beat up truck...........How can I find a woman in this state ?...........How can I go on........? what a tangled web we weave when we practice to decieve...........im sotangled right now.......birthdays comming up.....the 17th.......scorpio.............why?.........why me ...........

Here Ya Go

Got one for ya

Lets see,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (Sotangled)

Im thinkin of pro =creating...........havin; some little sotangles ? ... ur pic gets mine, Rather have something skinny..........have my own house in Hueytown,,,,,im good looking and well built and i expect the same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..............now..........lets see ............i like,,,,no......i just did 2 years at Donaldson Correctional .............and now im correct......anyway.......email me ok?...........If u can do body work on a truck thats a big plus..........

on the rag

This is what you need.

AAA

Are you saying you would take him out in the woods and fuck him in the ass?

Im (Sotangled)

I get 3 sheets in the wind last night,,,,Decide to go down to the Rollercoaster Bar to watch the game,,,local bar....its like 2 miles,,,, get about a half mile and BAM!!!...........Theirs a dog on my windshield.............A large ladador......Im hittin my windshied wipers and he aint movin,,,,,,,Now Im ridin around druck with a dog on my windshield and headed for Lees Juction......You cant make this up............Anyway I hang a right and pull over,,,,,,,,the dog looks at me and jumps off my hood and hauls ass......so I get down to the rollercoaster...........buying drinks for everyone like im loaded............which i was at the time....Get outta the bar and my truck is hit.......rear drivers sided...gas tank side....purple paint........big dent........truck didnt have a scrach on it before last night and I know JC Superstar has his hand on all this........i just know...... the pig returns to the mud......hes on my ass.....no doubt. Like I said,,,,,,it takes a woman to grow up.,,,,,,,

why would I need triple A? (sotangled)

End up on the woods...........yea right.....did it ever occure to you that Ill rip u outta ur frame?

Re: Sotangle DUI's (You need AAA)

You're nothing more than an alcoholic so when you fucking drink stay the fuck at home you idiot. That judge should be fined for only giving you that little penalty, your ass should be under the jail. What are you trying to do, kill an innocent person due to your stupidness? STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THE WHEEL WHEN YOU ARE DRINKING OR DRUNK. Its sorry people like you that cause pain and sadness to others when you kill their innocent loved ones, and then your sorry ass walks away unharmed. If I ever stop you and your drunk, you'll wake up in the middle of the woods far away from a vehicle.

Re: Sotangles from SD

Too much information that nobody cares about or wants to hear about. Stick your nose in that shitter and take a deep breath, or under your stinky armpit either one. No woman would lay you anyway, even a prostitute high on drugs and drunk has higher standards than to want you, except maybe to do her yardwork. Keep your trashy shit to yourself parasite.

on the rag (rants and raves)

I drive hwy280 every morn east and west and if people would just drive and not text,read newspapers,finger themselves or just wake up we all would get to work on time.I not makin up everthing i listed it was all seen by my eyes and some i wish i could wash my brain to not remember anymore have a great safe drive monday on hwy280

my last dui (sotangled)

Got one last year, before that my last one was 94............heres the kicker........this was my 24th dui. But now I got them all before I was 25 years old. They were all like driving around in the AM where I shouldnt have been. Im 50 now. And Im going back to being a fool. Gotta have a woman to ground you, its the only way. Anyway i go to court i Hueytown. Sit their 4 hours waiting on my name to be called. The Judge........dont remember his name.....hes got long white hair. Im thinking first DUI in 5 years like 600 fine and dui classes. Anyway he calls my name and Im standing up their.....been their done that.....He says "how you doing Russell".........I say fine.....Im sweating bullets............I dont know how many of these DUIs have been dropped to wreckless drivining.........I dont know if your 3rd dui is still a felony.......Hes reading the charge to himself looking down. I blew a 3.0 so I know hes gonna see that,,,,,,I dont have a leg to stand on....much less a lawyer....Hes turning red in the face and looks up at me and says "how many duis have you had ?"I work best under pressure...... So I say I think the last one was in Mississippi in 97 ?,...........Then he goes through my record...looks at me and says youve got 7 duis!!!!...........Im thinking THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........He laid on me 25 hundred dollar fine. 6 months at tasc, dui classes..,. probation,,,,,blablabla......And I still havent learned.........But JC...........he keeps teaching..............He never tires of correcting me..........I wish God would get tired of correcting me........I know he wants whats best for me but sometimes its hard to understand..............

sotangled

Damn dude that sucks bad. Gotta have the beer at least. She had no heart. Sorry to hear about the injury, my brother fell off my dads house in 06 and tried to land on his feet like they do in the movies.... shattered both feet, heels and ankles. Then he laid up in my spare bedroom for 6 months and stank up the house shitting in that porta-shitter. Couldnt help it though. Whats bad is when you have a date and you bring her back to the house and as soon as she comes in it smells like a fresh dump in there. Never got laid. They didnt put a cast on my kid they used a split, she wet the material and put it on the back of his thigh and leg and it hardened like steel. Pretty cool actually. And she was gorgeous, probably bill me for staring...



Single Dad

RE:RE: Black Guy (Trussville)

There's nothing so-called about me....I'm about as white as they get. I'm not going throw around insults with you. Fighting on the internet really is like winning the special olympics...even if you win, you're still retarded. As for being a wall-flower, well, I'm not really one of those either. You don't really know me, or know anything about me, so you really don't have the right to make assumptions about my personality. However, this is R&R, and you are entitled to your opinion, just like everyone else. I'm not really all that politically correct either, I'm just not an asshole (most of the time). Have a pleasant day. :)

damn so tangled, trucks & the pedo (sunny beach & the 1 finger salute!)

You the 1` with the fixation on somebody elses kiddo. That isn't mentally healthy..

so tangled.. damn bro you don't have to much luck with women do ya'? I was laid up for about 4 months myself, but she always brought me beer


sd.. well hope the kiddo heals fast..

& about things, leaking & such , hell I always say something.. + you should pay attention to the gauges, you probably would have noticed how much fuel you was losing. Kinda wonder why you didn't smell it though that was quite of bit of spillage.

broken leg (sotangled)

I hope your son will be ok. I understand they dont use cast anymore. I was working for a guy framing houses in the Leeds/Odenville area and the 2x12 I was standing on broke in half. Fell 25 feet and landed on concrete. Smashed my right heel and broke my left heel in half. Was living with a woman in Eastlake at the time,,,off Division Avenue. In the hospital 2 weeks. They took bone outta my hip to build my right heel back up. Didnt walk again for 4 months. Ambulance brought me home, an upstairs Garage apartment. I told Linda............go get me a 12 pack honey.... She says this is a good time for you to quit drinkin...I said well I'll just call my buddy. She grabs the phone, unplugs it and its gone.My right heel is elevated or it pounds like hell. For the next 2 months she would put me a little lunch by the bed before she went to work. The remote controll and a urinal. I was like that guy in the movie Misery.

Not too long ago........... (sotangled)

On a Saturday morning....real early, like 5am. Im running down to the Citgo on 19th street to get a tall beer. This is the Hueytown/Bessemer area Got a hangover. I pull my Ranger in the parking lot, Well there's a lady in her pajamas standing their next to a car. I get out and head for the door, I give the lady a friendly nod as I pass her. Now all I want is to get that tall boy and go home. I hear that lady say "Excuse me"........ I turn around and look at her and she says " I've got a flat"..... "could you change it for me ? I Im thinkin' "Damn" ..." I say "yea I'll change it for you " She pulls out this 2 dollar jack and I tell her I'll use mine. I open my toolbox....get my jack and 4 way lug wrench and I'm under the front of her car. Im under their trying to get my jack under her frame and shes bent over talking to me. She said " You're the fifth person I've asked to change my tire, I just ran down here to get a pack of cigarettes.....thats why im in my pajamas > " I said "yea well"....I "Then she starts going on about her 18 year old son that lives with her. Mr. Wonderfull. Im wondering why Mr Wonderfull isnt changing this flat. I said "Does he have a car ?" She says " yes...a truck" I get her flat change and get my beer, Shes standing at the counter with me in her PJs so I give her a 20 to get her cigarettes. I tell her keep the change,,,,,,,,,and head for my truck. Well she runs outside and says " Wait a minute" And believe me.........Sotangled is not attracted to this woman. She gives me her phone number on a piece of paper. I tell her I dont want this and she said call me anyway. I threw it in the glovebox. Couple of days later I call her.......dont know why but I did. She says "Im busy............youll have to call back later .......bye"....... I threw the number in the trash, Rejected by someone I didnt want to go out with in the first place. .............

Car Trouble

I dont know what all the racial stuff is about, I am white as fuck and I will let you know quick if something is hanging off your ride spewing petrol or anything else. The only problem with it is that sometimes a dumbass will take it as you want to fight. Trying to flag him down because he cut you off in traffic or whatever. I have been nearly assaulted on the side of the road for merely letting someone know their tire is flat. It all depends on the idiot behind the wheel.


Single Dad

gout

My gout is all cleared up and thanks for asking! It really puts me down for the count when it hits. Im on a vegi diet now so hopefully it wont happen again. Now my son broke his leg tonight :( Bicycle accident. He was tough as nails though, didnt even cry really. He even walked on it. I would have cried like a little bitch lol.



Single Dad

RE: RE: Black Guy... (Trussville)

Honestly, I didn't think the statement was racist at all. I am a white woman, and I drive the highways of Birmingham to and from work every day. The fact is, if my car breaks down on the side of the highway, or there is a problem with my car (i.e. tire going flat, etc.), a black man or black woman will let me know long before a white person would. Just because someone makes a statement, and includes someone race in the descriptors, doesn't mean it's a racist statement. It could just be a fact. I know that the history and news media in this state have lead everyone who lives here, of every ethnicity, to believe that everything is done or said with racial motives. The truth is that the sixties are over, not everything is racially motivated...and an asshole is an asshole no matter what color they are.

re:That black dude that honked at me on (Bessemer Highway this AM)

YOU ARE A RACIST, HOW DARE YOU MAKE A REMARK THAT A WHITE PERSON WOULD NOT HAVE LET YOU KNOWN ABOUT YOUR FUEL LINE. YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A FUCKING RACIST AND AS A WHITE PERSON I DON'T APPRECIATE IT YOU DUMB FUCK.

re:black hate, humanity (all over)

Man, h8terade is flowing freely around the R & R section these days.

Whatever.

Just be nice guys ~


Hey, SD, how's the gout?

seriously, just be nice...
why not?

try it

sunny are you addicted to pedophilia (peat and repeat)

sunnybeach/ single dad or whomever you are, why are you so addicted to pedophilia?
every post you make to someone on this board and others reflect on pedophilia. that means there is something in your mind that fascinates you about being a pedophile.
if someone says single dad you're an idiot, you go on a rant about being pedophiles and loving children.
it's something seriously wrong with you.
seek counseling before you act on your thoughts if you haven't already. if you have i hope the police catch you

That black dude that honked at me on (Bessemer Highway this AM)

Sotangled here...You honked at me when I was hangin" a left on 150 and pointed at the bottom of my truck. GOD BLESS YOU!!!! My fuel injector line had come loose going to the fuel filter.. I pulled over at the auto zone their on the corner and gas was POURING OUT..... I lost 8 gallons in 8 miles. Friday the 13th and Bojangles was almost toast! Mucho Grassious. Now if I had $100.000 in gold bars like Sunny I guess I'd just go down to Long Louis and pick up a new F150. A white person wouldnt have honked at me. This man may have saved my life. Kept me from running outta gas anyway.........

re: I just got to say it (first post)

What? Do you mean there is actually someone in the south that isn't a busy body or a shit starter?
Unbelievable. I've lived here damned near all my life and finally encountered someone who minds their own business.
WOW.

corky/sparky/goober/gomer etc. (sunny beach & the 1 finger salute!)

It answer to them all.. how much time spent with a kiddo? Sounds like a stalker pedophile.. I'm starting to wonder if its that necrophiliac that hangs around graveyards, looking for "fresh meat".

NO CREDENTIALS ANYMORE

If the Half-Breed can get one, then anyone can get one .

Free - Click to Feed The Animals (Alabama)

FREE help feed the animals... Dogs & Cats!

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Single Douche

Hey I liked the Single Douche thing, can I use it? I also made this picture, I thought it was funny.


Single Dad

To Matt ( At Infinity)

You deserve a raise. You customer service is excellent, turned a headache of a task into an easy breezy. Thank you so much : ) Have a great weekend!

I just gotta say it

None of you are "concerned" about how much time Single Dad is spending with his child. Really. You're not. So get off your rant claiming you are. And if you think posting a few times a day on this site equates into bad parenting skills or that the language he uses here is the same language he uses when speaking to his child, you are a bunch of complete f**king idiots. Well, actually, more than these few thoughts reflect this truth to be honest. It takes all of two minutes, if that, to pen your pointless thoughts here. It is doubtful that any of you are childless. So what responsibility is it you are neglecting while YOU are on here simply for the purpose of offending another individual? It terrifies me to think I may be working beside or a neighbor to any of you fools when and if the time ever comes that we need to band together for any solid reason. Abandon your stupidity and form a coherent statement from time to time so we can all get some relief from your endless nonsense.

RAVES - MUSIC, FALL, BABIES, GUILTY ON 60 COUNTS AND CHOCOLATE.

straight m4m? Christian NSA? (what the hellville)

Color me dingy, but if you place an ad stating you are a STRAIGHT MAN seeking a MAN for sex, wouldn't that make you...oh, I dunno...not exactly...STRAIGHT?
Stop kidding yourself, hunny dumpling! You are not straight. Maybe you are bi or flat out flaming (which is YOUR choice), but honey, you aren't straight.
If you are a man and want a man to tickle your pepper, j/o with you, give you head, put his pepper in your glory hole, that is NOT straight activity. Its ok. We live in a time where sociey is fully open to those types of relations. Embrace it!

As far as a CHRISTIAN looking for NSA FUN, you entertain me! The fact that you put "the Lord is my savior" next to a sentence that says "looking for NSA FUN" is a blatant joke!
Is your LORD gonna save you from the CLAP? Advertising your desire toward lustful things, I am pretty sure, is a sin. Doesn't the Bible say something to the effect of
"Yield not to he lust of the flesh" ?

I am no Bible thumper, but COME ON! Even I know that isn't exactly "christian" behavior.

I read these ads late in the evening because my significant other works until the wee hours of the morning and tv just doesn't cut it all the time.
I consider it my "PLAYBOY". I just read the articles, but I gotta tell ya, it is a lot more entertaining than any articles I have read there!

Have a great night, all!

Multiple Personality Corky

Same ol stupid ass argument every time. Always talkin about my parenting. Dont worry about it douche. Call DHR if I concern you. I ball hard and work when I want to, which allows me to spend plenty of time with my child, attend all the social events I want (with or without him) and buy him the best of everything he wants. PS3, flatscreens, bikes, karate, you name it. You may work a 9 to 5, and thats cool, I respect anyone who works hard but I dont have to work those hours. I know it is hard for you to understand, so go ahead and make another post (with correct caps and punc acting like someone else) and talk some more shit. I have all week long before I have to attend an auction then an open house. Damn this Murphys Stout is goin down good. A few more of these and I might even think you are cool.

why (condom town)

cookie and dorkie fighting whoes best dad ==if they had used condom there would be no problem =======now what i think is important is is why do people have sex (total strangers ) want to go bare back >>>>>>>>>>> are they crazy ==if you see aid for bare back sex send them to
Brice hospital their crazy and spreading AIDS and other stuff that clorox wouldnt kill ==i know i cant spell or right so just do your best lol



re:corky(bham) (definitely well said)

i think you hit the nail right on the head.
you're so right about that.
i think single sperm donor does need to spend more time with his child and less time acting a fool on craigslist. it amazes me how he claims to be such a good dad but spends so little time with his son. and the things he writes, concerns me also.
he spews out alot of profanity and doesn't seem to be concerned if his child sees what he's writing, so i'm sure he talks like that in front of the child.
if i find out who he is i will report him to child protective services because i have a great concern for the child.

re: corky (hi fives to corky)

well i guess corky must be someone special since i'm being compared to him. i will take that as a compliment.
no one was bashing your kid.
back to the question, how much time have you spent with your kid?

Corky

Hey Corky, I know you have issues dog, but stop talking about my kid. It takes a real man to talk about someones children....


Single Dad

Mama don't let your babies (Chisum Trail)

Grow up to be cowboys

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how much time have you spent with your child (my name isn't corky)

lol once again single dad, how much time have you spent with your child?
and a father who uses such language....how hilarious

re;stop light (slower traffic keep right)

yes if a light is out its a 4 way stop if the light is blinking yellow go on slowly DON'T STOP!!!!! if the light is blinking red STOP!!!!!!!!! duh!!!!!!!
and why dose 3 lanes of traffic stop for on comeing cars on to the freeway?they must yeild duhhhh!!!!for those who must slam on there breaks like a car is going to cross three lanes of traffic and kill them this pic is for you..!!!!!!!

whatever happened to TRUE conservatives?

are they in hiding?

thetrueconservatives.com

tee hee!

half wits

Congratulations! I am just so proud of you! You learned all about capitalization and correct punctuation in school yesterday! Wow, and it only took you about a hundred useless posts to get it right.... Still, I am amazed. Astonishing. You did so good, here is a picture just for you! If you like it, get your mommy to help you save it on her computer so you can look at it every day....


Single Dad

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