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Stampede Pontiac (Calgary)
Hey there,
Anyone who owns a pontiac or any car for that matter, do not take it to this dealership. They will take things out of your car and make things happen so that you have to return to them. It cost me 10,000 dollars so far to get my vehicle fixed and back on the road!!!
I am soooo pissed that this company does not deserve any more business.
RE: Typical Albertan Toilet
We *do* have a typical Albertan toilet. It's called Edmonton.
It never ends.
You _____ ____ of soggy _____. I hope you get ________ and ___, you ___-_____ ___. You and your ______ "poor me, my ____ is __ hard" whining. I ____ _______ CARE. __ one _______ cares about ___, __ your problems, __ your _____, druggie _____ daughter. You're a ___ ______ ____ zombie ___. I hope you _____ on ____ cancer sticks while you're _____ yourself to ________. You think _ can't hear you ______ _________?! I _______ hear everything! It's only a __________ ____ that separates __, you ______ ____! I hear ___ ________ __ your daughters, too, yelling __ ____ about how they "make ___ hate yourself". Nice one, ______. That won't ____ them __ and give them issues ___ the rest of their ______. You're ____. _____ _______ donkey-____ ___. I want to bleach __ eyes and boil __ brain every time I have __ look __ your direction. Your _______-riddled ____ sags, your _________ flat ___ sag, your _________ blobby ___ sags, your _______ ____ sags. And YOU ________ STINK. My god, is that your _______ ____ ____ we smell? Or are you ____ from _____ leprosy or ________? _______ go outside and get some sun and fresh ___, you _________ ____! BATHE! _____ _______, you're a pale _____ ____-human ______. You want the world to take care __ you ___ you can't even take care __ yourself. "Poor me, my ____ is hard, I'm going through a tough ____, boo ___ hoo." NO ___ CARES. We ___ have our own ____ to deal with. We ___, every _______ other human on the planet, have our own ____ lives to struggle through - and you want everyone __ feel sorry for YOU. Well ____ THAT, ___ brainless ____ of ____. Who ___ hell babysits you, holds your hand, ties your shoes, and wipes your ___? __ doesn't happen, does it? That's because you're supposed __ be a _______ ADULT. Don't know ____ that means? Look __ up! Google __ for ____'s sakes! I'm assuming ___ know how to do either __ those things. I'm assuming ___ much, _ know. And sweet _____ ____, you're ______. I've never, ____, met someone so completely __________ as yourself. You __________, ________, ______, _____. ___ low-IQ Neanderthal _____ (no offense __ Neanderthals or _______ intended). I don't understand how someone can be __ delusional __ to lie to someone's face ____ faced with the truth and ____ than one other witness. _ guess you believed Lenin when he said, "A lie, told often enough, becomes the truth." Except YOU are ___ only one who believes it! ___ in ____ mentally ________ ill ______ happy ________ funhouse land of insanity. We ___ just stand there and stare at this ____ piece __ _____ who is __ obviously very ____ in the ____ and are amazed that ___ haven't been ____ away yet. ___ I can't _____ ___. The _______ neighbourhood _____ you. The neighbourhood ______ your ______ _____ drug-____ _______ _______ of _ daughter and her ________ friends. You're ________. ______ useless to ________. You're _ ________. You're __________ and _____ and _______ and ________ and _____ and _____. You're ___ of those people that ___ _____ would not ____ for even _ ___ second __ you were __ _____ yourself ___ a bridge or _____ a bus. Consider ___ options, you ____. ____ ___. ____ ___. I can't _______ wait to be ____ __ you and _____ smell. And in case ___ didn't get __ the first ____: ____ ___. ____ __ _____ __ ________________ _ _ _ _______! __! _! ___________________________________!
Whew. I feel better now.
Flagboy
The flagger likes to take it in the ass from donkeys, kangaroos, bison, Sasquatch, various marine mammals, Big Bird, Jabba the Hutt, Ringo Starr, Billy Bob Thornton, his mom (she's transgendered), and himself (with a 16x9 strapon). He does not use lube because he likes his anal fissures. Also likes to get jiggy with trees, rocks, various automobilia, dirt, and yes, his dog's water dish. Will fuck aliens life forms for money.
He also has a micropenis. Which is why he feels inadequate and threatened and needs to make himself feel bigger (than 1.2 cm) by flagging posts.
He also likes it when his mom queefs on his face.
re-re-re- typical albertan
ok this is just dumb i came across this this was two difrent post
"I see you included pictures of all you friends, but none of yourself. Why don't you post one? Maybe the one of you with your fathers c^ck in your mouth."
AND I SAY:
I bet you would like to see that COCK in his mouth YOU WIMPY GAY.
WTF like come up with a better come back i can tell your probly just some 12 year old kid
like whimpy gay??? i never once hear that in my life
Dine -n-Dash...Geeze
I can not believe I am doing this, but this thread has raised my dander. Maybe if you're 12, such an act might be quite a thrill. Other than that, why would any decent person dine and dash? It is beyond me. Discussing methodology, phishing for strategies, sharing personel triumphs, contempleting consequences...
Give me a break.
Get a life.
re-re- typical albertan...
you lisped:
"I see you included pictures of all you friends, but none of yourself. Why don't you post one? Maybe the one of you with your fathers c^ck in your mouth."
AND I SAY:
I bet you would like to see that COCK in his mouth YOU WIMPY GAY.
Re:typical Albertan toilet (redneck land) (Calgary)
I see you included pictures of all you friends, but none of yourself. Why don't you post one? Maybe the one of you with your fathers c^ck in your mouth.
Dine and Dash....The Legal Way...
I owned a bar / restaurant for 7 years and I ran into assholes like these from time to time...if you think a pinhead like you threatening me with a lawsuit would scare me ...you're nuts...sure...you could sue me...but...I can also sue you....I've been sued 16 times never lost one yet....I've sued 7 times...never lost one of those either ...the courts don't work like TV moron...I'd love to tie in to a jerk like you in court....I'd motion you to death...but...then again...I'd guess you'd have to look up just what a motion is now wouldn't you.......have a good day pond scum boy
Re: Redneck (alberta)
Nighty night now little boy. Your mommy is waiting to tuck you in.
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Redneck pet wash (Alberta)
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typical Albertan toilet (redneck land)
this is the norm in alberta, but holy crap its cold in the winter
Since albertan's don't know how to use condoms (Alberta)
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Re: Question
We are talking nickels and dimes for FUCKIN` CHRISTS sakes. Don`t stay up to too late. Church bright and early tomorrow. Yay!
Dine and Dash (Here and now)
The reason I did not mention the other items is that there are some definate things that can be done for unsatasified service.
The original poster started of with Dine and Dash so i wanted to stay on that one.
The thing is that if you are not satasfied, mention it to management and deal with it. I'm sure we all know someone that was not pleased with food or service. Tell the staff and work it out. The last time I had an issue was Montana's at Signal Hill, the Manager came to the table herself and then fixed the problem . The when the bill came she had comp'ed the entree that was the issue. Because of that and the level of service, I / we go there quite often and consider it a place to trust.
And I agree, as I even told my brother, family or not.
As to the other services, I completely agree, there are times when simply not paying is an option. Find someone you trust for whatever service you require and make sure you support them. The upside is that you will get better service and less confusion.
Dine and Dash
Some years ago a friend of people I lived with showed for a visit. He was originally from North Carolina and a that time was living in Key West. He had a bit more life experience than ourselves; smuggled a hand gun across the border, that type of thing.
Down in Florida when he and his buddies would do a dine and dash they would have a couple pretend to get into a massive fight in the restaurant and in the ensuing confusion would take off without paying. Not that I condone such action.
re. lIegal way to dine and dash
I'm not going to debate whether or not this assholes little scheme is technically legal since it would be like pushing rope. Someone this unhinged from reality or decency is beyond logic.
However I will ask a few questions.
1) Do you do this routine when you're eating alone (which I suspect is quite often), out with your friend(s) or when with the frequency of Halley's comet you have a date?
2) Doesn't it suck that you don't have a favorite restaurant (since there's no way you could pull this bullshit more than once) and that you must spend a lot on gas to continue to have to travel further and further from home? Or even have a restaurant you go to regularly and because of your patronage get treated special?
3) Where do you work? Can your customers take the same approach if they're not 100% satisfied with your effort? Or don't you get too many complaints from turning tricks on the gay stroll?
I can honestly say that if I was dining in a restaurant and some little weasel started acting like a petulant child demanding their meal for free I would get between themselves and the wait staff or manager, ask the piece of shit to leave and then cover the tab myself. I don't need to have some douche bag spoiling my evening by making a scene.
Re: Question (You forgot Winks)
You want to pick something up for tonight? Like what?
the alcoholic wife
You can't do anything for her -- no one can -- if she's not willing to do anything about it herself. You need to decide if it's worth sticking with her. How much are you willing to put up with? If she doesn't quit drinking, her life isn't the only one she's going to ruin. Yours will be fucked, too. Don't let her destroy your life.
To the Dine and Dsh Crowd, again, again... - (Also Here, also Now)
I should have been more specific.
Yes, if you consume the *entire* meal and try to bail on paying -- that's idiotic and so are you if you do it. That's theft. And you deserve what you get if you're taken to court or arrested or whatever.
But if you're genuinely unhappy with the service and the meal is unfinished, you may be able to plead your case to the management. If you're not an asshole about it (that's a big key point there), and can prove that things just weren't acceptable, they may try to make it up to you. This happened to me and my family several years ago, at a now-defunct restaurant in Cochrane. The meal was terrible, the dishes were dirty, the service was sub-par, our server was a snotty little biatch... it was just fricking *bad*. We spoke to the manager, and not only did he not make us pay, he even gave us a coupon to come back for a free meal another time. (We never did. Why the hell would we?!)
But, to use another of my examples, if you go in to get your hair cut, and you ask for a certain style, and are unsatisfied with the result, you DO NOT have to pay. That is not a case of Dickhead Dine and Dash. That is your right as a consumer in Alberta. You contracted the hairdresser to perform a service to your satisfaction, and they did not. No one is going to sue you over not paying for a $10 haircut if they really botched it. (And really... if you're expecting greatness from a $10 hair joint... You need a new perspective.)
People who Dine and Dash are thieves, plain and simple. I didn't mean to have my argument fall on their side of things.
And to the person whose brother got busted: sorry it happened, but yeah... he deserved it. That was pretty shitty of him.
White Trash and Harleys (Calgary)
I have come to the conclusion that those who ride Harleys are white trash for the most part, with the exception of course of the bad ass wannabe lawyers and so forth.
To the Dine and Dsh Crowd, again (Here, Now)
I forgot one thing in the last post.
If you refuse to pay, the management it entirely right if they call police and have you charged with "theft" or "theft of serivce". Consider, both of those are an offence under the Criminal Code (Federal Court) and if convicted, say good bye to your passport and international travel. Once the charge it laid, it has to be dealt with by lawyers and or courts, and until it is settled you are basically screwed. If you are convicted, the only way to get your passport again is with a pardon.
There is one very prominent (high end) establishment in Calgary that did go the route of the police and charges about a year ago. Granted the tab was high, about $170.00. The person charged lost his job because he could not travel to the U.S. as a Trucker. I know this becasue it was my brother that was charged. And to tell the truth, I have no sympath for it even though it was family, it's still theft.
Give it a second thought and decide if its worth it.
To the Dine and Dash Crowd (Here, Now)
To those that think if you raise a stink you don't have to pay. If you believe that shit, then you are a bunch of Fucking Morons. Basically once you start, and finish, you MUST PAY! Try that crap at a bar and see where it gets you.
What that means is that if you have a complaint at the start of the meal, bring it to the attention of management, and it will be dealt with.
However, if you consume the entire meal, and decide to complain only at the end, it can be successfully argued that you accepted that it was up to standard and you are obligated to pay. If you decline, then that is an issue for management. In today's litigous society,(and when you consider the current economy) a lot of places are taking you to small claims court where the filing cost can be added to the award, so the eatery is not out of pocket for the recovery. Note the difference between the two, start or finish, that is the destinction being made.
In some cases, the manager may fell that to forgive the cost is all part of customer relations and let it slide. But he is legally entitled to his pay for product or service regardless of you shit atitude.
Finally, in the food service industry there is one axom, and that is, "The Customer is NOT always right".
re.Legal way to DINE & DASH (I do it all the time) (Kitchen)
I know a place owned by a couple of big Greeks. No danger of these guys suing you.
Try your bullshit with them......go ahead make their day.
You are a small time nickle and dime crook, fucking over good working people. You will
fuck with the wrong guy someday, you little puke. Whole bunch of karma will get
poked up your ass, lawyer boy. I'd love to be there to see you cry like a little girl
while a real man punches out your chicklets you little bitch!
Legal way to DINE & DASH
It's true. In Alberta this basically applies to any service you've contracted someone for. Like even getting a haircut, or getting photos printed, etc. If you are dissatisfied with the service or result of that service, you don't have to pay. You might have to prove things later in court if the business wants to be dickish about it, though.
re: Dear men of the world (right here)
Men are pigs? Or do women drive them insane?
Look, sweetie, if a guy never calls back, HE'S NOT THAT INTO YOU.
So, just out of curiousity, which do you prefer:
1) never hearing from the man again
2) sitting down over coffee for him to tell you face to face, he's just not that into you
Would you like a brief, point by point explanation of what it is that he doesn't like about you?
You see, I have the same problem with women. We meet, they tell me how wonderful I am, then I never hear from them again.
Now, am I so wonderful, they cannot bear to be in the same room? My eyes sparkle so that they cannot meet again, lest they fall under my spell? Am I so handsome they just can't chance being close to me, lest they lose all rational thought and want to bed me?
Well, maybe, they're just not that into me.
And rather than get into a discussion about my shortcomings, the choose to ignore me. No phone calls, no texts, no emails.
Ignore him, he'll eventually get the message.
So, ladies, if you'd like to be treated like mature, sane, rational adults, just tell me what the hell is going on, and I will respect you for doing so. Hell, you just made me a better man! I'm less likely now to do the avoidance dance with the next woman I meet. Maybe after the third of fourth date, when we actually meet in public during daylight hours, I can honestly say, I'm sorry, I'm just not that into you!
Legal way to DINE & DASH (I do it all the time)
if you're not COMPLETELY satisfied with your service, meal, and experience at a restaurant in Alberta, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PAY!
i have the manager come over, I tell him/her that we are very upset about the quality of the food, etc, and that we will not be paying. if they threaten me, i threaten them with a civil lawsuit in return that would seek 5000 times the restitution that the meal originally cost. they always back down.
i can't remember the last time i've paid full price for any kind of service orientated product/experience. LOL!
remember, customer is always right! hehehehe
Flagger (Flagville)
Guess you have nothing better to do this morning, now that you're done fucking your mom.
The FLAGGER is also
a frightened little dick.
re. your wife the lush
If you've tried to help her get cleaned up (which in my opinion is a pointless exercise since once a drunk always a drunk) and she still hits the bottle tell the piss tank bitch to get the fuck out.....kids or no kids living with some pathetic alcoholic is a horrible way to spend your time
The FLAGGER is
HOMOPHOBIC
If I was a superhero
I don't know what I'd do.
RAVE: VINYL RETRO LOUNGE (10AVE)
First time going out to the bars on thursday night after the flames got their asses kicked by Chicago. Went to vinyl walked in thinking this place is way too small, but then found the downstairs area. The music both up and down was superb. The DJ upstairs seemed a little young but he kicked ass!! Had a great time dancing to all the music I grew up with and some newer music as well. Had a freaking blast. Booze of course was a little pricey but were isn't it. I would definatley go there again. What a nice place.
My wife is an alcoholic
and she won't do anything about it. I'm fucking tired of it.
Dine And Dash
Boston pizza on 17 used to be good. I would hop over the railing patio when filled with Boston Royal and a few beers.
Now they make you pay in advance when you sit on patio. Anyone know of easy get-a-aways?
RE: Dine & Dash Dickhead
I agree with those who want to take a round or two out of you. You're really fucking sad. I hope the Lone Biker of the Apocalypse that replied earlier is the one who gets you first. I'll happily stand by and cheer him and his brothers on while you turn into sidewalk paste.
RE: Becum Winner... Lik Me I Good Engrish! -
Lik you? I don't even know you!
semen and piss for sale!!! (cgy)
I saw some guy trying to trade off a semen soaked shirt so i figured i will sell my semen and or piss for a very reasonable price.
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Re: What's the incentive? (Calgary)
My guess would be that the incentive is the same reason they joined in the first place: serve and protect. They do put their lives on the line, and strive to investigate, solve, and try to reduce/eliminate crime. This is their job, and duty. Our Armed Forces work in pretty much the same manner, and so do may other working Canadians. What is the incentive for a truck driver
to get a big trailer from Calgary to Vancouver? He may be the guy that just cut you off because his lane ended, or went to slow up that hill through the pass. His load may be climate controlled H1N1 vaccine, or a load of toilet paper. They all risk their lives everyday, as do many of us, some to provide essential services (Fire and Rescue, EMS, Policing) and some that don't seem essential until it is not there.
The incentive for all is the PRIDE, knowing that there was a job to be done, and we stood up to the task to the best of our abilities.
Why do you work at 7-11?
Re: help in Camelville
The last time I checked, It was not illegal for any Canadian to buy milk or any other grocery item. This is a free country, that has rights and freedoms for EVERY member of it's society.
If someone is buying milk, regardless of quantity, they (a) are not stealing it (b) supporting our farmers (c) keeping their kids/family healthy.
If someone in Canada wants to buy milk or any other consumer product, I fail to see the issue. Yes, there are times when aisles are blocked, but that East Indian guy might be 70 years old, and the cart is heavy with all of that in it. Did you ever consider asking if they needed help? I have been in the service industry for almost 20 years, and I will guarantee you that when you go to a so-called "camelville" residence, even if you are fixing their Fridge, TV or whatever, I have ALWAYS been treated as a guest in their home, offered food and/or a drink, and have NEVER been treated less than first class. Many, not all, of the white "upper middle" class people living in other areas could definitely take a lesson from these people, as service-people are generally treated with disdain, as though we personally built their appliance, and we have inconvenienced them.
I would much rather try to deal with a language barrier from an 80 year old "camelville" resident, whose only english words I understand are: you, sit, drink, okay, and a smile, than some stuck up soccer mom bitch, who thinks she is better than everyone else because HER HUSBAND/DADDY has a career that can pay for all of them because she really doesn't have the capacity to deal with "real life".
I think I am going to go buy 500 boxes of tampons over at Superstore, block the aisle, and delay some bitch driving a minivan almost 13 seconds of their pitiful life.
What do you think the reaction will be?
Re: Help in Camelville (NE)
You don't have enough intelligence to hurt somone's feelings you moron. The way you write and the words you say make you sound like a 12 yr old. Now take off your army boots and camouflage pants(don't forget to shave you head) and get back underneath that rock before someone actually sees you in public. Then again it's possible your not even welcome underneath that rock of yours. I hear there's a vacancy at the shepard landfill, maybe you would feel more at home there.
Transit Police and the Rapper (calg)
I was reading in the news today about some dumb ass rapper that was drunk and smoking a joint at a C Train station. Transit Police were said to have used excessive force when apprehending him. I say they were probably too easy on him, should have taken him in an alley somewhere and kicked the shit out of him. I think we need more totalitarianism to set things straight.
Re: Help in Camelville (NE)
I am white and I do live in the NE you fucking idiot. It just so happens that I'm not a closed minded fuckead like yourself. So take your fucking selfserving attitude and crawl back underneath your rock you fucking piece of shit.
Re: Help in Camelville (NE) (Calgary)
Milk, It does the body good! WTF is your problem?
Re: Help in Camelville (NE)
Quoted: "11) Go to Superstore and shut down the milk isle and buy all the homogenized milk you can fit into your shopping cart. Remember not to let that poor white lady pass as she struggles to get her one jug of milk. Own the isle. "
I thought this was funny the first time I read it... and then I go grocery shopping tonite. There's Uncle Harjinder pushing his cart with, I shit you not, 4 jugs of Homogenized and 2 4L chocolate milk in his cart. AND NOTHING ELSE! I'm trying to restrain myself as I push through to the checkout but it was killing me. Thanks for this laugh!
re dine and dash where you work
I got one better... time and place and we can do this right now.
Re: What's the incentive for cops to investigate crimes?
They just like the thrill of the chase. Old cops and robbers as kids. Get to fuck someone around now for added fun. On occasion they actually do some good and get the real bad guy.
Pays the bills.
No good at hockey or football or baseball.
RE: Dear men of the world. (Folds of fat......)
I see your problem. You are a D.U.F.F. The " Designated Ugly Fat Friend." Sorry. your pals are using you. You are pissed because a fella would like to meet your good looking pals but you are doing a run around trying to get attention ( As most fat broads do).... As a side note. You wearing a skin tight shirt and are going to expose the mound of flesh (FAT) that HANGS over your desperate pants; expect to be laughed at. You are a 2 am'er at the very best. (Brrrrr) This would include massive amounts of alchohol. Again....Ick. Nothing more sexy that a obese fat blob dancin' around and accumulating sweat in the folds of fat. But, I digress; you are being the defensive player as in a football, trying to minimize the attention that the quarterback always will recieve. Maybe..... try being the tight end. Just a thought. Oh.... Maybe stop going to the Back Alley..... There are some very classy folks there. ( Sarcasm )
Re: Help I'm White (NE-Camel-ville)
And they make me work for a living with no free school or immigrant tax breaks im broke what do i do?
Here's a few suggestions from a fellow white guy.
1) Paint self brown
2) Wear a Turban on head
3) Learn to speak that Habbe-Jabbe Shit
4) Bitch about everything you can think of even though you come from a fucked up desert cesspool and act like you deserve to be treated well and just forget where you came from and act like you don't appreciate fuck-all.
5) Continue to have no respect for anything around you and act like an asshole.
6) Continue to go out and check your mail and walk back to your house down the middle of the fucking street as you act oblivious to the car behind you forcing it to stop as you stroll about you way.
7) Post a flyer on the community mailbox offering great daycare for peoples children and as you are scotch taping it to the box your own child(5 year old girl) is standing in the middle of the fucking road waiting for you. Yeah, that's good daycare eh?
8) Don't shower for like 6-8 days and then go to Superstore and watch all the white people scramble for cover as you get close to them.
9) Park your shopping cart right in the middle of the fucking isle every chance you get. Oh, and don't forget when you go to Superstore to bring every fucking person in your family. Mom, Dad. Grampa. Auntie Jitinder, Uncle Greepeet, and invite fucking Ali-Baba while your at it, just to crowd the place up a little. Remember, you need at least 7 people to carry all that fucking milk.
10) Dream of owning a Macs Convenience store.
11) Go to Superstore and shut down the milk isle and buy all the homogenized milk you can fit into your shopping cart. Remember not to let that poor white lady pass as she struggles to get her one jug of milk. Own the isle.
12) Most of all, don't forget to train your stupid woman how to drive in the Superstore parking lot and drive 2 kilometers an hour and get in everyones fucking way. Then go visit Uncle Harjinder to get your complimentary drivers license.
13) Lastly, apply for a job as a school bus driver even though you have only been driving for 3 months and can't even operate a shopping cart properly.
Hope that helps a little!!!
@ Dear men of the world
Don't think that men are alone in their mistreatment of the opposite sex. Finding a nice girl is no picnic either. There are plenty of good men out there with broken spirits that were treated like dirt by you ladies.
Anyhow, keep telling your girls that they'll find a great guy. There is plenty of us out there. We just hide out in the open.
What's the incentive for cops to investigate crimes?
are they paid commissions? why do they care to catch the culprit? why do they risk their safety to do so? i don't get it?
R.E......bad day at parents place (CALGARY)
Your post while more on the pathetic side of life did give me some laughs as the "bad ass type with connections" rofl you probably paid for the nice girls E,s too, umm read your post out loud and read it slowly, then you might realize why your not married, maybe you would have better luck pinch hitting for the other team , their marriages are recognized now , there,s still hope
Dear men of the world
Please stop screwing around with my friends! I wish you could understand how completely awesome they are, and I know that everyone has 'sh*t' going on in their lives, but really! How am I to continually keep them having faith in your particular gender when so freakin' many of you have treated them so awfully! How hard is it to return a phone call? Really! And what does it say about the men in this world who have such a hard time doing such a minor freakin' thing when my phone happens to randomly call people on a freakishly regular basis if I forget to set the key lock?
Your inability to deal with totally awesome people in a rational, adult way only leads to heartbreak, not only from the lovely lady in question, but from her friends, who get to hear about what a dick you were to them ad nauseum which - lets face it boys - helps no one. No, I'm not talking about some random encounter where phone numbers and promises were enchanged in some drunken haze. All bets are off in a bar atmosphere. I get that. What I'm talking about is the classic (it would seem) tactic of stringing along one of my awesome friends until your interest wavers, your 'life' becomes too hectic, or whatever and leave them hanging.
You know what? It's her FRIENDS that take the brunt of that rejection. While you blithlely flit around town, finding your next target, I am left picking up the pieces! AND THESE WOMEN ARE AWESOME! They wouldn't be my friends if they weren't!
So I continue to tell them to not give up hope. There are a lot of fish in the sea. That ONE GUY was just a jerk.
Well, you know what? I'm beginning to doubt by own pep talk! Smarten up and act like decent human beings already. You'd want that from her, wouldn't you?
Oral etiquette
What is the proper thing to do when a woman is giving you oral sex and you are ready to ejaculate. Should you let her know about the impending climax, or say nothing and just cum in her mouth? I had a woman suck me off a while ago and I didn't tell her when I was ready to cum. She pulled her mouth away when it happened and it went all over her face. Too funny.
Re: Re: Help I'm White
You: "U don't need any help. U are born to the gifted and superiour race."
Me: Yes, a gifted and "superiour" race that spells superior with a 'u'. Must be Calgary superior. Lol.
bad day at parents place
Well shit hit the fan today. Parent is upset I am not marreid yet and in my forties. Starts telling me I will get old and lonely by myself. Well geez, you think I don't know this. Thanks for bringing this up. I believe there is a window of opportuniy to be married in a person's life and I think I have missed it. Too busy working, going to school. Kind of depressing. Yet at the same time, its a diiferent world out there then it was back in the 60's when my parents were married. There was no such things as AIDS, divorces wasn't common, online dating never existed. Multiculture dating was frowned upon or not widely accepted. So as everyday goes by, it like tick, tock. I don't want to be known as the cray man who owns 10 cats, no cats currently. Yes I know I should get out there and join some clubs, volunteer, etc. My fault for not doing it. Maybe its true what they say in CL R&R recently about short guys. People make fun off me not being married or feel sorry for me. I sometimes feel sorry for myself. Sometimes I understsnd why people go on benders, like doing drugs/alcohol to escape reality. Its tempting, but haven't succmb to it yet. Maybe I project myself in everyday likfe as nerdy. I know one day a coworker was quitting and a comment was made jokingly that I was nerdy. Geez I wonder if thats what others think of me? In the past i would go to bars and had lots of female friends but nothing serious. It was sad, I knew they only hung around me as the scene involved rave type of crowds. The type of female friends who like you cause you were a badass and knew people who clould get them party favours. Yeah, I know I should be hanging out in better places. When I stop hanging around them, these type of hot females stop existing in my life.
Well, thats my three cents for the day. Don't know if I feel better offloading and yeah there are people out there worse off than me.
Re: Help I'm White
U don't need any help. U are born to the gifted and superiour race.
re : Me thinks (Shithole)
Your description if this decrepit wasteland full of inbred rednecks is right on the money.
re Starbucks samples
You poor thing. One day you will realize, hopefully, what an absolute loser you are. As for the rest of us, we are leading happy and productive lives and laughing at the likes of you with obviously an IQ of 75; or else you would not find stuff like that so incredibly amusing. Poor thing.
Help Im White (Canada)
And they make me work for a living with no free school or immigrant tax breaks im broke what do i do?
hey cryptic lady...
...why don't you try ur poison in reddeer or edmantan? leave us alone already.
re: Canada sucks (Canada rocks)
Yes, exactly, palm trees are in Vancouver: English Bay right at where Denman meets Beache Av. Also, lots in Nanaimo, notably when you come from that road leaving the ferries going south on the Highway. Victoria has some too.
That is part of the beauty. So much diversity in flaura and fauna!
missed connection (everywhere)
You were walking down the train platform. Pretty. You had long straight red hair and super tight tna pants. You were orange and sticky from your spray on tan. You were obviously looking for attention from anyone willing to give it. At the same time you had the general attitude that you're sure your shit smells like cinnamon rolls.
I was the well built guy you smiled at as you passed by. You may have thought I was smiling back but I was lost in a fantasy. I was picturing you getting gang banged in every orifice by a dozen black gang members. I could see them slapping their cocks on your face, fresh from your ass, knowing that it was not cinnamon, and you looking like you wanted to cry but were too afraid of the homies. Wishing you had not raised the skank flag and waived it under the nose of everyone in sight while they ran a train on you.
Yeah, I smiled, but not at your skank ass. After you smiled back, my look soon turned to disgust because I'm sure you thought I was flirting with you and I felt dirty for feeding the beast.
Re: Females sexual prime
Well I've always heard that a woman's sexual prime starts in her mid 30's to mid 40's... which makes sense... by that time you know who you are... you know what you like... and you should have a grip on your sexuality... of course I'm sure it depends on the woman to a certain extent... as for me most men have said I am the exception to most rules... lol... I have been extremely sexual ever since I lost my virginity at 15... but even tho I was so sexual it's different now that I am in my mid 30's... like I mentioned above... I do know myself a lot better... what I like and don't like... which makes sex so much better... NOW... all I have to do is find a man that is about more than just his own pleasure and I'm set... LOL... and please keep in mind this is just MY opinion according to MY own experiences... as I said every woman is different... :)
Hope that gives you a little insight... :)
Females @ Prime
Have one lady friend says she thinks she's at sexaul prime at 25 yrs. Have another at 39, says she's at sexual prime. Both are
extremely easily stimulated and satisfy themselves to orgasms. Which is right? Anyone?
Re: am I too dumb to post on CL?
Well, it worked so I guess not. The hardest part is the wait till it shows up. I usually jack off a couple of times to alleviate the boring wait. You could always take a washroom break as well.
am I too dumb to post on CL? (calgary)
I can't seem to make it work... am I a loser or what?
Can anything be done right here? (Calgary/Alberta)
Parking? Bridges? Vaccine?
All those in charge seem to be clueless bozos.
Re: How you can cum in the mouth of a hot coworker (without her knowin
You could always jack off on their food in the lunch room or into their coffee mug. At Christmas time, you could bring them a little box of chocolates with your own cream filling. All these things would do the trick. They would probably like it too!
Me thinks...
Calgary blows!! I have never seen a dirtier, uglier, more boring place in all my life. Its flat as hell, there's no trees, and every single person living here is a stuck up prick. I hope the next place getting bombed is the stupid saddle dome. Its just load of Ed Hardy wearing, wanna-be hardcore, cowboy on the weekend FAGGOTS! With their dyed blonde, nasty looking, trashy women. I hate Calgary!!
>> How you can cum in the mouth of a hot coworker
You're fucking pathedic dude. Are you that fucking lame that you can't just go get a hot girlfriend yourself? Fuck all girls these days are hot, I'm sure a little bar slut would even suffice. But you sound more like the blow up doll or pocket pussy kind a guy. Fucking loser.
re I'm very disappointed that some teenagers didn't die today
I'm sorry to hear that you hate yourself and your parents so much. obviously you are the load your mother should have swallowed.
How you can cum in the mouth of a hot coworker (without her knowing...)
you know those hot, sexy coworkers who are usually married, taken, whatever, but would never ever bat an eye at you because you're not up to their standards in a guy? well how hot and sexy is this?!
ask her if you can get her a cup of coffee, or a doughnut, or whatever you have in your office on a regular basis, and then go to the bathroom, jerkoff, and rub your cum lightly all over the food item, or put a little bit in her coffee. then just sit back with a monster hard-on as you watch the hottest chick ingest your cum. fucking awesome! how great is that? you will have a smile all fucking day! your cum, was in her mouth, on her lips, and now in her belly!
I'm very disappointed that some teenagers didn't die today (in that drag race accident in the SE)
fuck! i would be throwing a party tonight if some of them had of died. why? i hate, HATE kids, teenagers, and their parents.
shit!
Dash and Dine, they rip you off anyway go for it-i support you
Just eat to you hearts content, make sure you come in at a time when its slow, watch out for obstacles in your way, and just run teh hell out there, These business are rip offs, just eat and run. Teach them a lesson. I officially make tomorrow Dine and Dash day.
Re: dashing guy Dump and Dash (calgary dump)
I was at the calgary dump , and had already emptied my garbage (unwrapped) and was waiting to pay at the scales when I thought, no way is the city getting any more money from me. So I pulled out of the line and drove out without paying. Tomorrow I might try jaywalking
Re Dine & Dash ( Where I work)
Hey if you have any balls you would just respond to this via the respond .your e mail will show up on mine so put up or shut up, Oh I worked at South Side Clothing and tatoo before we closed it up . Do you know of me, us, my child got ripped buy ypou and I will hunt you down and hurt you real bad . be afraid of the bike in your rear view , it may be me or one of my daughter's god fathers. got it Puke.
The Dashing Guy
Anyone know of any other "good ones" that are easy to get away with? The Dasher guy.
Can be like purse snatching, ATM fun games.... you know.
re Dine and Dash- Sooo scared (your rest. I hope)
If you've got any balls at all let me know where you work....who knows...I just might let you catch me so we can see how tough you really are...
problems with mac powerbook (Calgary)
Hey, just wondering if there anyone out there has experienced a similar problem....
My pwrbook (2 years old) was making a humming and whistleing sounds when the hd was running. It was also connecting me to the internet when I purposefully logged off. I unscrewed the back panel with the custom head screwdriver (needed!), and situated in the middle of the motherboard was a black dildo. I did some research online and it turns out these macs are actually intended solely for use by homos, and that macs and giant dildos are often found together.
... (calgary)
wow , ppl have really nothing good to say on this thing, cant ppl be happy and respect each other?
Oh well good luck to everybody to find waterver they are looking for :)
Rob
Re: open to new thing to do gross things (Calgary)
Hey loser, why don't you try to do nice things to people, then you might actually make some friends, instead of posting from your mom's basement
Re: Dine and Dash (That lobster chain)
So.
You think pulling a dine and dash is funny?
You know whats funnier?
Your stupid bitch ass on surveilance tape.
The cop that came to pick up the tape thought it was funny how you looked so fuckin nervous when you decided to bail on your check.
Maybe you'll change your ways when the officer comes to your work or your house and reads you the riot act.
Hopefully the toothless hooker you were with still lets you park the beef bus in tuna town after you get embarrassed in front of her skanky ass,
why are young women so fucking stupid? ((18-22))
Christ these girls are retarded. Where do they come off talking the way they do?
all they ever do is talk about themselves like I give a flying fuck. "oh i did this, and then did that, i might do this".....just SHUT THE FUCK UP. you're inferior....you make less money as men in the same positions, after 26 years old you look like complete shit, you're physically weaker, too emotional, too caddy......and mostly...
just stupid as fuck.
any chicks wanna bang? CALL ME !
i'd be pissed off everyday if i was a fat "BBW"
fat women fucking repulse me and they stare at all guys like a philly cheese steak sandwhich or something. anyone ever noticed that?
oh and i'm sick if seeing BBW posts on the w4m section. if you're' fat....take whatever you can get. most likely the 28 year old WOW player who works at safeway.
you must be some massive unconfident loser to ever fuck a fat girl SOBER........i have done it a few times when drunk and felt like a piece of shit sticking my dick into her nasty roast beef pussy. she probably got off thinking about my mere presence. fuckin desperate fat girls......
Trolls
I keep trolls up my ass. They are great fart eaters.
RE: DINE &DASH
Hey Thief , I tell you what , If you do a dine and dash and if I am in the resturanut and I see you do this as I have in the past I WILL chase you down and tackle you , hurt you no marks, hold you for the SERVERS to take your payment out of you hide again no marks, When you have done what I have done in my life you learn how to inflict sever pain and leave not a bit of RED< BLACK OR BLUE, and man you hurt real bad. I was a good apprentice at inflictng pain. Then call the cops, only because I want them to deal with you after I/we do. no matter what you claim you will be arrested and booked and face court, How do I know this .I caught your twin a few years ago, he was a little soar when the cops came, he claimed we beat him up too, but there were no marks, just his word (he was an accused thief) against good citizen and a couple big busted lovely girls. We went to court his bill was just over 65.00$ he got a 2,000.00$ fine and a record, no USA winter vacations no Mexico. So please dine and dash I want to beat the living fuck shit out of you, but you know The world does need pukes like you to beat when you get caught, oh you would make a good prison BITCH bend over and take it all the way up to the BAG. Ride to live live to Ride Three can keep a secret if two are DEAD.....
re: Canada Sux
You asked where palm trees grow in Canada. I answer: Vancouver. South end. By Stanley Park/English Bay. Satisfied? Probably more areas, but that's where I know for sure.
Dine And Dash
Getting so good at it. Was so excitied I'm up bright eyed and bushy tailed. Got away real easy. yesterday
it was steak and lobster from that lobster chain. Done it 5 times now. Eat now pay later. Pay if I want ha!
Why pay if I don't have to. No tipping either. $ 00.00
is that the trolls email address??
if not who's?
Starbucks samples
This is obviously the same guy who throws boggers at kids and all that.
Guess what man, no one really cares. Unfortunately for you, you are so messed up in the head,
that you even find this kind of stuff funny to do to people.
Who knows, there may not be any help for you if you are that off in the deep end. Maybee abused?
Anyways, if it's any help, you shouldn't do this kind of stuff, it's not good for you.
Cryptic Bitch!
Hey, good for you. Finally a post that didn't get flagged! Your finally catching on after all these years. LOL!
rant: hangovers
I got stinking drunk last night, threw up, then threw up again this morning. Fuck I hate hangovers.
Troll advice (especially cgy)
- For your short stature, try shoes with 3" soles. At least it will help slightly.
- For your ugliness, try some "man make up". Don't put on too much or you will look like a clown.
- For your fatness go on the "Jared" (another troll) "Subway diet".
- Try to limit computer use to only 12 hours a day. (For now anyways)
- Get off of welfare.
Careful when eating Starbucks samples (hehehehehe)
today i sucked on one when the clerk wasn't looking, and then put it back. LOL!
the funny thing is, I stayed until I saw someone eat it, and to my surprise a stupid mother gave half to her young daughter! LMFAO!
Now I'm not sick with anything, but I did have a nasty hangover, and probably brutal breath, and I hadn't brushed my teeth.
oh well, i'm sure no harm done. just gross for them if they ever found out.
hehehehe
Re: lazy garbage man (Calgary)
You would think the less wrapping the less in our landfill. The city of Calgary is so backward I think they are still getting used to fire.
re: Lazy Garbage men (Calgary) (in your lazy ass)
You lazy prick! Just break it up, bag it, and put it in the can.
How fucking lazy can you get?
Are you a garbage man by chance?
do you know what a troll is loser? (stop being single white female)
1b. Noun
A person who, on a message forum of some type, attacks and flames other members of the forum for any of a number of reasons such as rank, previous disagreements, sex, status, ect.
A troll usually flames threads without staying on topic, unlike a "Flamer" who flames a thread because he/she disagrees with the content of the thread.
1c. Noun
A member of an internet forum who continually harangues and harasses others. Someone with nothing worthwhile to add to a certain conversation, but rather continually threadjacks or changes the subject, as well as thinks every member of the forum is talking about them and only them. Trolls often go by multiple names to circumvent getting banned.
here is a link to urban dictionary.com - I know the reference is a little recent for you, but hey, all the kids have heard of it.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=troll
(have you heard of the movie single white female? I think that's you? I am a professional and you are NOT. grow up little fattie)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105414/
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