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  • Who Say What? ((a true cape coddah!)) 138yr
    • Huh? They knew. When white kids started listening to white musicians play black music. We knew. They come out with that Hi-Fi Stereo shit and the kids started fucking and using drugs and dropping out and sitting in. Elvis was a Whigger. Then the kids [...]
  • What happened to the beachfront (CCCLRR) 41yr
    • Please call oscar meyer if you see this ham thief posing as a" beachfront" massage therapist , can be dangerous if you get to close it could take your eyes with its nipples.
  • Camel Toe For The Green Machine... (Caleb's Island)
    • Glad to see ya met another "lady" on CL. Do yourself a favor and don't make her press charges against you. The last one is pressing charges for harassment, threats to rape and murder. Need I not remind you that you served 5 years for raping a 12 year [...]
  • Tonight: Vote NO on D-Y School Funding in Yarmouth (Tonight in Yarmouth)
    • To All Yarmoith Residents: Come out tonight and support the Selectman and turn down the funding for D-Y. Send the issue to a district wide meeting so everyone can have a voice and tell the morons on the school committee to make cuts they need to. Now [...]
  • Polar Cave
    • I will help you solve the crime. First of all , It wasn't a local job.

I think it was one of those God dam New Yorkers , with there long nose's They come here , every year to rape and pillage. We need to patrol the bridges , to keep out the New Yo [...]

  • REWARD - LIFETIME OF FREE ICE CREAM (Mashpee)
    • We are offering a reward of Free Ice Cream For Life to any person that supplies information leading to the arrest of whoever broke into Polar Cave Ice Cream in Mashpee early Thursday morning July 17th.

Someone knows who did it, be a hero and turn th [...]

  • RE: the pig is still loose.
    • What is wrong with you ??? Why do you care so much?? I think this guy really fuck you up by rejecting you. POOOR YOU.. Fucking MAN up and move on. Really....WTF !!!! Stop all this bullshit. Hey. are YOU , this NORRIS MAX, everyone is talking about?? [...]
  • Capt. Parkers Chowder (Dennisport)
    • Well, since you can go to Tedeschi's right at either end of Rt134 and buy a pint of the stuff for $9.99,(Maybe more now that it's summer, we all know how that works) I don't know why anyone would get raped for it in any local watering hole, Unless yo [...]
  • re:Salty's (w yarmouth)
    • Can U believe how desperate this place is? Can U imagine having to post fake reviews and totally unrealistic descriptions of your business to combat all the truthful post about how bad this place is? The grim reality is this is a tourist rape restaur [...]
  • Re: The Irony--Time to take your Hard-Earned Money Somewhere Else (Go to Dennis)
    • That is pretty ironic! No one said Buncey's was top notch, but they sell Parker's Chowder? Well, there's a great example of a place you can go without having to wait in lines for an hour with shitty service, especially you're paying more for the same [...]
  • Irony in action (South Dennis)
    • Went over to Buncey's yesterday afternoon to have a late lunch. Guess what? The clam chowder listed on the menu is "Captain Parker's Chowder". Lol, I had to laugh considering all the recent comments about parker's and how one of the complainers is no [...]
  • RE: the filthy pig is still posting (e.falmouth)
    • You are one sorry asshole. WTF is your problem with this guy. You need to chill. Nobody gives a shit what you think. So you got rejected and now you want revenge. Fuck you and move on. Get a fucking life, man. No one cares. Except you , of course. BT [...]
  • Salty's (Rt 28 W Yarmouth)
    • I was looking for someplace to go for fresh seafood in West Yarmouth. I used to often go to Captain Parker's, but after reading about the terrible service and overpriced mediocre food there I decided to try somewhere else. So I tried Salty's right ne [...]
  • re once you go green
    • As usual, nobody knows what the fuck this idiot is babbling about. There is no file, only "file" here is you, pedoPHILE. And if I were you I would keep my mouth shut about 12 yr old boys. You narrowly escaped stalking and attempting to abduct that ki [...]
  • RE: look out!!! a filthy slob in Falmouth.
    • Whoa... what is your deal man? Why all the fuss? If he's as bad as you say, people will figure that out. You seem a bit obsessed, with this guy. Did he hurt you that badly? You need to let it go. You're starting to sound a little, no wait a lot CRAZY [...]
  • re: Coal rollers
    • It's true!! These morons & their loud, obnoxious diesel trucks spewing black smoke everywhere THINK they're the cats azz BUT..here's the thing: They think everyone is staring at their trucks in awe of how "cool" they look. Then reality sets in: They' [...]
  • Once Ya Go Green.... (Caleb's Island)
    • Our resident troll met a new lady-friend on CL. She hasn't pressed any charges on him yet, but it's only a matter of time. LMFAO...as he likes to say.

Also, you may have noticed that he's shut up since I reported his sick crimes against the 12 year [...]

  • RE: Self promoting tools (Medicine Cabinet) 2yr
    • It's the C.L.I.T. who is responsible for those posts, not anyone who owns or CURRENTLY works at those places. It gets off on provocation... That's the CLITS's M.O. ... Whenever anyone responds to it's faux raves or sarcastic posts it more than likely [...]
  • It must be Happy Hour somewhere!
    • Who is the person posting all of the negative reviews on here? This person could have been arrested for OUI with its picture plastered all over the Cape Cod Times. It also could have been banned from more than a few of our local watering holes. One h [...]
  • RE: ...are you st*tting me? (Sandy Red Neck Beach) 2yr
    • I couldn't have made a better point about these immature inbreds! And good to see the C. L. I. T. C raig's L ist I nstigating T roll is still posting fake raves and provoking other posters.

Ha ha... Sea use they're!

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  • Coal Rollers...are you sh*tting me?
    • This has got to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard of..."diesel enthusiasts" who modify vehicles to pollute more? wicked smaht. I expect in some hillbilly backwater, so glad it's spread to the cape like a redneck virus. What kind of juvenile deci [...]
  • Re: Self Promoting Tools (Not in Dennis)
    • Well, look someone that agrees! Saltys is a shithole. Captain Parkers will always suck as long as Jerry employees that douchebag roger to run the place. Many employees complain about the same thing, like you'll make a shitload of money working there, [...]
  • self-promoting tools (West Dennis)
    • Anyone else sick of these a-holes that are promoting their biz on R&R,seems every week or two someone posts a simple bad review (usually service related),then for days you have "people" supposedly coming to that biz rescue..unfortunately you douche b [...]
  • re: Hyannis Pizza (West Main Street)
    • B and B Pizza is a fun family owned place that offers the best cuisine in town. They have a FULL LIQUOR LICENSE, and a fun family frendly atmosphere. The menu is full of old favorits and tasty new specials. When I think of a delicous meal weather is [...]
  • the diddlers new "tatt" (LMFAO)
    • Loved that new tattoo your sporting. Are you sure it's suppose to be a sheep? I'm thinking since it's your tattoo, it's really a 9 yr old boy in "sheeps clothing".

LMFAO!!!!!! Keep them coming folks, we'll run this predator right off this board, an [...]

  • Caleb sheep fucker (Hyannis )
    • So captain sheep fucker came in today for a tattoo. I told him not cool but he insisted. This asshole is just creepy keep anything with a open hole away from that deviant. he will stalk you jack beware
  • RE: BEWARE!!! A PIG IS LOOSE.
    • Whoa... what is your deal man? Why all the fuss? If he's as bad as you say, people will figure that out. You seem a bit obsessed, with this guy. Did he hurt you that badly? You need to let it go. You're starting to sound a little, no wait a lot CRAZY [...]
  • RE: Beware a pig is loose.
    • What is wrong with you ??? Why do you care so much?? I think this guy really fucked you up by rejecting you. POOOR YOU.. Fucking MAN up and move on. Really....WTF !!!! Stop all this bullshit. So he's fussy about who he fucks. You'll find someone. Try [...]
  • Re: To the Commander (Thanks Capt.)
    • Yes, Captain, I am in fact the TRUE Commander of the Districts. There appears to be an imposter (or 2 or 3) in our mits. I join with you and CCM (Heh Hum) to rid us of the trash and filth, and the shitbag from R.I. As for anything else like the guy f [...]
  • Re: Love it!!! (Caleb's Island)
    • "Love it when the diddler gets bitch slapped by the good people on here.

What's the matter shitstain? Don't like hearing from all your "fans" ? I know, I know, it's all coming from "Jack", right captain stalker? Folks, "Jack" is the latest of a myr [...]

  • RE - "99" dimwit (East Yarmouth)
    • You don't have enough "insight" to INCITE anything in sight, you're a dumb fuck.. Now go back under your bridge; shit, then sit in it and stir the shit you're in. Then STFU, because, after all, you're just a deaf, dumb, blind and stupid troll sitting [...]
  • Love it!!! (captain shistain)
    • Love it when the diddler gets bitch slapped by the good people on here.

What's the matter shitstain? Don't like hearing from all your "fans" ? I know, I know, it's all coming from "Jack", right captain stalker? Folks, "Jack" is the latest of a myri [...]

"Re: where ya been jack Look Capt...you need to get your facts straight. Some of the restaurant reviews are from.locals (not me). Not your so called pal.from R.I. Additionally Captain Parker's sucks plain and simple Spend your hard [...]

A life. A clue. A hobby (other than making an ass of yourself on here) . A noose. Don't you have a kid or two to stalk? Fuck [...]

  • Re: where ya been jack
    • Look Capt...you need to get your facts straight. Some of the restaurant reviews are from.locals (not me). Not your so called pal.from R.I. Additionally Captain Parker's sucks plain and simple

Spend your hard earned money over at Buncys instead.... [...]

  • Greggy (cape)
    • Yes that was me driving , but the person performing oral sex was your mother.

I for one , am glad she doesn't wear her false teeth . Your father always gives me some tooth. I guess they have to make a living some how , I guess your still mad , huh? [...]

  • Coal rollers
    • It's not that I have an issue with people who "roll coal", im a big auto enthusiast. Its just you gotta know that no matter what you do for the community, who you are or how hard you work, you're looked at in the same vein as the hellaflush/stancenat [...]
  • TT & BF (Nantucket time)
    • There they are again: Twinkletoes and his boyfriend from another ficticious place of eminence flying over to Nantucket for another weekend of letting us know how hard they're trying to have it better than us. Notice how they've decided to skip Barns. [...]
  • Re: Emails and Postings (Here U Idiot)
    • Hey JACK! (ass that is)

Get your facts straight! There is more than one poster heere making honest reviews! The B&B Pizza and others come from some other moron (besides yourself). So get your facts straight bird brain! Parker's still sucks, and you [...]

  • Harassment through e-mail (british beer works) 26yr
    • Who the fuck is De7e writing me and accusing me of posting shit i did not post . You need help you paranoid clown . Stop harassing me or i will be reporting you as i only post legitimate subject unlike the majority in this rant n rave . OK De7e de7e [...]
  • re: This site is like mens wearhouse
    • Shut your hole you little fag. Who the fuck died and made you Boss? How about I ignore what you told me to ignore & ignore you instead? Fucking cry baby. Get out & blow the fucking stink off ya already.
  • I'll never play golf again... (Cape Cod Ma) 52yr
    • So I hit my last golf shot yesterday. It wasnt that far from being a decent shot, but bounced to the right and hit this tree..or went into? this tree...WTF?...I was afraid to reach in there because of the spider, which you might not see in the image, [...]
  • LMAO - the "solution" is whack (stop drinking now loser)
    • OK! this is so funny. YOU admit you posted a bunch of fake "reviews" and because you did that, you got e-mails informing you that your admittedly fake shit was reported to the business(es) you are lying about! The ALL CAPS is quite the equivalent to [...]
  • Greggy (cape)
    • oh man, i think i saw greggy driving a porsche convertible the other day. he was going down on some guy in the front seat so hard he looked like a fucking herman muenster bobble head doll.
  • CL COP SOLUTION
    • I too have gotten all the Rants and E mail gibberish, sometimes 3 in a day!!

FROM THE SAME PERSON, ASSHOLE SOLUTION: DON'T PATRONIZE THE BUSINESSES THAT ALLOW HIM TO DO THIS. I THINK ITS BEEN BB PIZZA BALISE CARS , KARL NUEBEN LAZERS, PARKERS SA [...]

Talk that shit you might get crept on get flexed on get stepped on Now I ain't never backin down I'll fight and die for my truck See all these pussies talk a lot but ain't got sh [...]

"All critical reviews are fact checked and the business criticized is contacted and notified as to how to contact Craigslist Legal if they feel the post in R&R is inaccurate. Thank you. Please retain your proof [...]

  • re re jacks new strategies
    • So let me get this straight. When your posts get flagged off, you start bragging about how all you have to do is re post them, and they appear at the top of the list. When somebody else does the same thing, you call their posts "fillers" and accuse t [...]
  • looking for older (Martha's Vineyard) 46yr
    • Are you an older single man with your own place? Looking for some relief myself. Looking for 40-55 race no issue. Make your visit interesting.

ME: white 46 ,versatile will top or bottom. Send pic in response. Put relief in subject line. I'm here for [...]

Your post has me worried, I was at Westport and when we left as a group we all crept out of the lot like gentleman. Did you actually see a CCCR sticker on the truck to cringe at or did you just assume? We all know what [...]

  • still thankn yaself .... (C C C L R R )
    • fa jerkn yaself off ...aint that right shitbird ...u stink ...get back ta ya own section....ul neva learn....
  • re:RE:Homeless OP
    • I think many people have misunderstood or misread my OP - it's intent was to question the number, money, and efficacy of the non-profits dealing with local homelessness, NOT the homeless themselves. Sorry if my post was vague in that regard. And I'm [...]
  • Any legitimate posts (centerville) 43yr
    • What has happened here ? there has not been one legitimate post since the calebs and the other idiots getting off looking at their own foolish posts with the threats and the lets meet here and there . You idiots know there is not on iota of courage o [...]
  • Sincere. 1st what is a roller (east falmouth)
    • What is a roller ? job , occupation, and if it gets people working and thriving to make something of themselves . All you see here is negativity and dispersion on other folks ,lets give some poor souls a chance to work and flourish. Enough with the k [...]
  • Re: CONTINUOUS BARKING DOGS
    • I live on Flicker Lane, so I know exactly what you're talking about! I'm trying to take a nap in the afternoon (I got laid off at the Caleb's Island Country Club last fall, so I try to sleep off my morning buzz after lunch) and all I hear these stupi [...]
  • Re: Parker's (Yarmouth)
    • Fuck All the posts...Parker's is lousy and over rated. The manager is a real dick and doesn't give two shits about anyone but himself. Salty's sucks too, screw that poster. BUT go spend your hard-earned money some other place that appreciates your bu [...]
  • Salty's vs Parkers (Rt 28 West Yarmouth)
    • I've always thought Salty's served far better food than Captain Parkers. They have a great outdoor dining area and a full bar. And the staff at Salty's is very friendly. Everyone knows that the staff at Parker's is very rude.

Try Salty's for an auth [...]

  • Appliance purchase (All Cape) 65yr
    • Has anyone had problems with appliances purchased from Appliance Guy's. thank you
  • Salty's: The best fried seafood!!!!! (Rt 28 West Yarmouth)
    • Had a great lunch today at Salty's. Ate in the spacious outdoor dining area, and everyone had a seafood feast. Everything was cooked to perfection, and so fresh you had to slap it (the seafood).We were able to decide what we wanted before we got ther [...]
  • RE: Homeless OP
    • Cigarettes at $12.00 a pack? Where do you live? Certainly it's not on Cape Cod! If your "research"(A guess maybe?) is that bad for the price of cigarettes here (all you have to do is look at the price at any gas station, convenience store, Pharmacy, [...]
  • Jack And His Filthy Pig... (Caleb's Island)
    • Glad to see you finally got your filthy pig back, as I know it's been loose for quite some time! This guy from Animal Control was nice enough to bring him back home to you, I hope you thanked him. BTW....could you explain what this crap that you post [...]
  • Jack And Photoshop.... (Caleb's Island)
    • How very clever Jack...you took one of my Photoshop creations and modified it! I don't know what you're using for a photo editor, but it's gotta be one of the shittiest ones out there...or more likely you simply don't know what you're doing. This is [...]
  • Homeless on Cape Cod (W.Dennis)
    • the problem with the homeless on the cape is the numbers are growing faster than the services,it used to be that a few dozen (mostly in hyannis) homeless people were the only ones needing help,after all the economics crap that number is more like a f [...]
  • Homeless OP
    • As the OP of the Homeless question, I am shocked at how little legitimate response there has been on this "rant and rave" forum, instead, in checking for replies, being subjected to the daily barrage of crap from the one or two disturbed losers who d [...]
  • RE: FAKE CL COP BAD FOR BUSINESS
    • Thanks for the heads up.

I also got an instant EMail threatening That I better have back up about "my complaint SHOULD IT BE NECCESSARY TO GO TO COURT" My "complaint " was actually AN ACCOUNT OF MY EXPERIENCE. CUT THE CRAP. NO ONE WILL LISTEN TO [...]

DSL was $50.00 a month , Comcast wants $94.00 just for internet , and a bad attitude. My DSL is just as fast cable ,but who is to say my Comcast was running properly. Both company's su [...]

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  • RE: Verizon Horror Story (Cape) 100yr
    • Verizon has had the idea to drive all of it's customers from it's copper network. Either by offering Fios, or just referring them to Comcast. They do not want to maintain the outdated copper pair telephone cable that you see hanging from pole to pole [...]
  • Scumbag that broke into Polar Cave (Mashpee)
    • It's just a matter of time until they find you. Turn yourself in! You would get free ice cream for life I hear from the owner. Bet one of your friends would turn you in for that much ice cream! You know they will.

Did you buy some Band Aids? Ouch be [...]

  • Oh!...lookee here... ("Nantucket" flap-jaws back)
    • Check it out!...the sissies from Nu Yawk, or Roe Dielin, or Lung Eyelan, or wherever the fuck they claim they're from this week -- you know...the disgrunted little pukes you used to beat up in school, and are all grown up and mad at Cape Cod now (a c [...]
  • Family Outcast (Cape Cod)
    • So again events occur and you can't attend. Your family detests you, your cousins think your a complete whack job and your aunts and uncles all know the story.

Sad, everyone will be there and no one will even ask how you are or if we've seen you. Y [...]

  • What was that? (Up Uranus)
    • Wordswordswordswordswordsandsomemorewordsholyshitlookatallthewordswhyamidingthisihavenoideamybrothergotbittenbyagiraffewordsworfsohnoihavetotakeashitsobye!
  • about the "731" ad comments
    • I hope you also contacted the OP of the 731 ads as well as coming on here to question their legality and validity. Possibly they are not aware of your concerns without direct contact through their ad's contact address. Best of luck.

I have been in t [...]

  • Homeless?
    • Dear OP, don't waste your time posting actual rants and raves here looking for a serious, informed, mature discussion. This is a playground for the local mental cases, basket cases, head cases, crack heads, loonies, physically inadequate and therefor [...]
  • Tavern 731 bartender opening (Cape Cod) 40yr
    • I have been bartending for nearly 10 years and continue to see your job postings week after week after week. Maybe you don't get any respondents because people are insulted that you ask for a photo and can only assume they will get the position only [...]
  • Verizon Horror Story
    • I had Comcast cable and internet , my deal ran out.

Verizon was running an ad for telephone internet and cable $115 .00 month I called they said there wasn't fios on the Cape but they had A DSL, Telephone, Direct TV deal. I said ok lets do it , th [...]

Grow up! How about you? What do you stand for? Fuckin Idiot.....................

"... Hey...we ALL wish/fantasize that we could drive someone off a bridge at some point in our lives, but we all know that we, unlike a Kennedy that you want to make a diety out of, can't REALLY do it. ..."

  • [...]

Here it is, a summer weekend coming up. Can't wait to get over to Nantucket. The worst part is having to drive thru the cape to get there. All the poor locals with service industry jobs that don't make any money so the [...]

  • Crackheads in Yarmouth (South Yarmouth)
    • Lately, there seems to be an increase of little punk dealers riding around on bicycles in yarmouth--and in our own neighborhoods! I watched two deals take place the other day while little kids played outside on the front lawn of their house. Never th [...]
  • Homeless on Cape Cod?
    • After being accosted yet again by a bum with a cellphone and smoking a butt (at what, $12 a pack?) for money, I have to wonder about these people on Cape Cod. Namely:

1. How many "homeless" are there on Cape Cod? 2. How many are native to the Cape? [...]

  • Re: "re: Kennedy intruder..." (all over the place) 57yr
    • Obviously, YOU - the responder to the original post - don't get the joke. You're SO busy living the hype that was the Kennedy family that you don't realize what THE REST OF US realize about that line: it was a humourous little quip that, unlike THE R [...]
  • Nautica and the Conundrums (Over at the Haba)
    • Yep, WE know all who the troll is...We know HIM not HER....a nautical tyrant on a Craigs List Cape Cod Tyrade...Arrgh....Matey..........it won't last forever...........Argh...this view looks familiar..........eh?

Arrr...........................

Theres Gunna Be Booze, Dope & Hoe's Come on Down To The Trailer Park! !

Why is that? Are you jealous of the Kennedys? It's too bad you are underprivileged and have been uninvited to the "compound" for so many years. The l [...]

"RE look out!!! a filthy slob in falmouth Guy. What is you're deal??? This guy gives the BEST head. He is cute and clean. WTF??? Just because he turned y [...]

  • Kennedy Intruder (mid cape)
    • Somehow I always pictured people trying to break OUT of the Kennedy Compound..........
  • Looking for daddy's girl (South shore)
    • White male, early 40's, looking for that special girl that wants to be spoiled and pampered by daddy
  • Re w Dennis beach (W Dennis)
    • Than don't ride your bike on the beach if u don't like it, problem solved, ..........................................
  • Re: Donut Conundrum (YARMOUTH)
    • Nautical reference??? Hmm.....now..............We know this is not CCM, or Captain Caleb...We know this is NOT MR the Retard from the Tech School.........WE know this is not the Commander of the Districts (or as you put it District 6), WE know this i [...]
  • All this "East Yarmouth" blab (Land of Jesiah)
    • Listen..in NO way does that shitstain hole-in-the-wall contagious-disease-ridden shack known as the 28 Club represent us on the other side of the Bass River in ANY way, shape, or form. Have you ever seen the cretins that go in there during the day... [...]
  • West Dennis Beach a disgrace (West Dennis)
    • unbelievable an disgusting is the only words that come to mind,recently (Saturday) i took a bike ride down to the beach..1/3 of it is shut down for those stupid plovers,the tourist area was pristine (clean..no trash,no seaweed),the tiny section assig [...]
  • Coffee Shops (Cape Cod)
    • Is it too much to ask, that we have a coffee shop that stays open past 9pm on this worthless island?
  • the DD conundrum (District 6)
    • Whomever posted these 3 different posts is not from Cape Cod or even the "Dunkin Donuts" service area or is exceedingly stupid. Anyone who has been in 95% of the DD's around and ALL the DD's on the cape knows why!! Should I tell this fool how and why [...]
  • Postings and the Like... (East YAW-MOUTH)
    • Here is the resident troll #2 making posts again about the other troll's posts...when is it going to end? Who is this commander guy you keep nitpicking about?

How about you both go roll around in some donut batter at the Patriot Square Dunkin Donuts [...]

You must be getting ready to head to the doughnut shop to make the doughnuts all the slobs will come in to get this morning. Don't forget the senior and cop discounts! Do you work at the one in Patriot Square? I want [...]

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